Twitter

Sometimes I think my job should have a Twitter. I can just imagine how it would go.
10:30 AM: Homeless guy passed out ON the escalator. Had to be dragged off so it wouldn't eat him.
2:00 PM: Someone stole all of the sugar in the raw. The entire box.
5:00 PM WHO SHIT IN THE BATHROOM SINK?!?!

And that would just be one day. X3 I'd do it myself except I don't think cooperate would appreciate it and I can't have my cell with me on the floor. Oh well! I still might get a twitter for random updates during school and train riding.