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YO PEOPLE!

Hi! It's me again! I'm sure you all know who I am by now! That Time Line person, right? Yup! I'm almost done with Ark Angel (the only thing of which I remember is monkeys, but it's entirely possible that was just a dream), so I bet you're all wondering what I'm doing making a time-line when I should be reading. Well... see, as I read, I take notes on little note cards. And, well, I ran out of note cards halfway through Ark Angel and I need the ones I used on Scorpia. It's only mildly amusing, but oh well, you guys get a time-line out of it, so I doubt you mind all that much. XD Also, it's there's a thunderstorm ging on here, and if the power goes out, the lights and the internet will go out too, so the only thing I'll be able to do is type.

IMPORTANT: Jack hasn't gotten to be anyless of an idiot since she started these things. Infact, she may have gotten worse. So, please, be kind to the stupid Jack. Please point out any mistakes you notice like, oh, say, the wrong month, but please be nice about it. Thank you.

ALSO:
STORMBREAKER TIMELINE | POINT BLANC TIMELINE | SKELETON KEY TIMELINE | EAGLE STRIKE TIMELINE 

SCORPIA (THE BOOK WITH THE BEST ENDING EVER.)


Date - Event - Whether I know the date is true or I've just guessed what it is

1987 March 13th - The exchange on Albert Bridge happens and Alex's father 'dies' - True

2001 September 3rd (it says th beginning of September, but in the very first sentence it says a Sunday in August. I love how AHORWZ contridicts himself in the same two pages. It's wonderful) - It's been one month since all that excitement with Cray and Alex's boyfriend Yassen, and now Alex is in Venice looking for Scorpia with his friend Tom Harris there are many kokes I can make her, but I like to think I'm above all that, even though I know I'm not and he manages to save this ladys purse from being stolen. Then later on, Alex spots a clue to Scorpia and follows it. He ends up getting himself caught again dammit! why can't you just stay saved, Alex? why do you keep getting yourself into these messes? and has his first meeting with Nile and find a clue (though he doesn't know what it is yet) about what the main plot of this book will be and how to solve it. He also manages to get himself uncaught again - Guess

2001 September 4th - Alex stumbles back to the hotel in the early hours of the morning. I spazz out about Alex being annoyed at his dead boyfriend Yassen. Then Alex sleeps for a while on the train to Naples, and after he wakes up he tells Tom what's been going on with him. And because Tom is a good friend, he believes him unlike the bit- I mean, Sabina. We also meet Tom's brother Jerry the joke has already been made, in the book, no less, and I can say no more and Tom promptly spills Alex's scret to him. It's unclear whether Jerry believes him or not, but one thing is clear. Tom does not know the meaning of the words: secret, subtle, or don't tell anyone. Alex makes plans to go to this place he heard about right before he got caught the day before - Guess

2001 September 5th - Alex dives off a building to break into this place, meets his rebound boy Nile, the man who tried to kill him but is now suddenly inexplicably hungry ... um, wait. why did I write hungry there? I must need food more then I thought. never-the-less, that was totally not what I meant nice to him, again, and they make tracks promptly before the building blows up. You know, things tend to explode rather spontanously in these books... I wonder if someone's compensating for something... Then Alex meets Scary Lady Mrs. Rothman for the first time, gains a few more clues he won't recognize till later, and learns about his dad. He also learns more about Scorpia and decides to join - Guess

2001 September 6th - Alex goes to an island, where he learns to kill. And, um, I just lost half my information for this entry. I'm going to go kill something now - Guess

2001 September 9th through 13th- Alex sees a doctor, and we learn that he's really very good at being an assassin just like his dead boyfriend! but that his psycological profile it scares me that I know what that means says he can't kill. He;s also liked by his classmates. The doctor gives Alex a shot, some thing which will later come back and bite him in the ass. We also learn that Alex isn't so good at hitting human shaped targets. The doctor calls Scary Lady Mrs. Rothman and tells her the news. They decided to send Alex on a mission to kill Mrs. Jones, the woman who 'killed' his father, hoping that the anger will enable him to kill her and that will make him of use to Scorpia -Guess

2001 September 14th, 7:30 am - A letter is sent to the Prime Minister. Invisible Sword is set to begin. Scorpia cannot be stopped. The end is coming. soon to be in theaters near you! A team of soccer players is killed to prove a point, I end up hating a man called Mr. Keller. And I learn to horror of horrors like Alan Blunt a little. Alex arrives back in London, in disguise. He meets up with Nile and then is hurried along to kill Mrs. Jones. He gets inside the building, the gun is practacly to her head with his finger on the trigger, but he ends up not killing her. And not because he couldn't but because he wouldn't. And I take back all the bad things I said about Alex. He is awesome. And this books seems determinded to make me like MI6, because I don't hate Mrs. Jones as much as before. Anyway, Alex gets captured again but this time he's been captured by the 'good' guys. They throw him in a cell for the night - Guess

2001 September 15th - Alex sleeps through the night, and then wakes up and has a meeting with Alan Blunt. He finds out more of what's going on, and then is dragged off to a meeting of COBRA. And haha! I found a mistake! In Scorpia, chapter 14, COBRA, page 261, paragraph 9, sentence 4, word 10, they use the word 'is' instead of 'us'. Well, after a bit of bickering, the group of people consisting of some of the most important men and women in Britain manage to find out what's going on, with generous imput from Alex. And then, after a half-cocked plan is made, the MI6 guys leave. And Alan Blunt once again demands assumes takes 'asks' for Alex's help to save the world. Again. Anyway, Smithers comes in and gives Alex a gadget with which to contact the MI6 once he finds what he needs, and they arrrange an escape and send Alex back off the Scorpia  - Guess

2001 September 16th - Alex returns to Scorpia and sleeps through the night. Then he meets up with Scary Lady Mrs. Rothman and Alex's rebound friend Nile, whereas he lies his ass off trying to get them to believe that he killed Mrs. Jones. It works. Sorta. Anyway, Rothman has Nile search Alex you say he searched Alex 'everywhere'... *raises eyebrows and leers* and you expect dirty minded fangirls not to have bad thoughts about that? I'm rather surprised theres no fic yet. Anyway, they move on and then Alex finds out all that's really going on, get's his cover blown, and somehow manages to save the world. Business as usual -Guess

2001 September 22nd - It's been a week since the fiasco with Scorpia, but Alex drops into the R&G to leave a report. While he's there, he also learns the real truth about his father. And leaves semi-happy. And then, as he walks out the door, down the steps and onto the sidewalk of the MI6 headquarters he gets shot in the heart by a sniper on the building across the street. I have to say, though, it's a wonderful way to end the series/book. But they 'kill' Alex and don't even give me the date?! C'mon! Cheapskates! - Guess

And that's the end of Scorpia, one of the most awesome books with the most awesome endings ever!

In other news, I finished Ark Angel, which has another awesome ending! But it also means that now I can start Snakehead. I've already got jitters in my stomach and I haven't even started! So only a question before I leave off the read the next book! *is giddy* ^________________^

Question: Would you rather the next Alex Rider book be about Alex or someone else? If yes, who would it be? I'd much perfer Alex, but what do you guys think?