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BELIEVE IN URSELF

khunfused — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 18:59:41 GMT

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Title: THE NEW WORLD
Author: khunfused (DA BOSS)
Pairing: OT6 AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHH
Rating: PG-13 FOR LANGUAGE AND SENSITIVE TOPICS.
Summary: Being so busy with their comeback/schedules/fapping, the members decide to pay a visit to a version of communication almost forgotten.
Author's Notes: ... I just hope after an almost-year hiatus I'm still funny like I used to be. ಠ_ಠ #srsbzns

aloha senore! you've obviously come for the fic, am i rite? (YES)
~~either you saw this on beastattack or saw my pimping on twitter lol~~

well, just in case you don't know who's who:
(I HAVE GOTTEN MORE CREATIVE WITH THE SCREEN NAMES. （´∀｀）)
(... NO. I'M LYING. I FAIL AT THESE TYPE OF THINGS.)

ACTUALLY I APOLOGIZE. I WILL COME UP WITH SCREEN NAMES ON THE NEXT FIC.
(MAYBE. IF I WRITE ANOTHER ONE.)
SO THE MEMBERS JUST HAVE THEIR NAMES FOR IM BECAUSE ~~I'M~~ THEY'RE ALL REALLY LAME LOL.

TL;DR

DONGWOON has entered the chatroom.
DOOJOON has entered the chatroom.
YOSEOB has entered the chatroom.
GIKWANG has entered the chatroom.
JUNHYUNG has entered the chatroom.

YOSEOB: uh where is hyunseung
YOSEOB: that douche tells us to log in this shit that we haven't even used for over a year now
YOSEOB: and then he doesn't even show
YOSEOB: wtaf
GIKWANG: CALM DOWN.
GIKWANG: .............................. i think he's taking a dump!!!!!
DONGWOON: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
DONGWOON: not as bad as junhyung's tho.
DONGWOON: cuz whoo omg steer clear ;~~~;
DOOJOON: I know right.
DOOJOON: Junhyung can you please flush after?
YOSEOB: LOL HE'S LIKE THE KING OF ATOMIC FART STANK BOMBS
YOSEOB: BUT YOU HAVE SWAG THOUGH. SWAG FARTS HEHEHEHEHE
JUNHYUNG: (╬ ಠ益ಠ)
GIKWANG: it's true junhyung admit it you have the worse
DOOJOON: .......... GUYS DO YOU HEAR THAT.
DOOJOON: It sounded like "PHROOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHH"
YOSEOB: obviously hyunseung's crap has found its target- da toilet
YOSEOB: plop
DONGWOON: OMG EW YOU GUYS ARE SO DISGUSTING. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WANT TO HEAR DESCRIPTIONS OF SOMEONE ELSE'S FECES LANDING IN TOILET WATER. (#educated godwoon oppar!!!)
JUNHYUNG: Thanks to you guys I can't stop thinking about it now.
JUNHYUNG: Didn't the artistic landing sound like the first few notes of Swan Lake?
YOSEOB: ... wat
GIKWANG: we are talking about the music falling poop makes, someone please explain why
DOOJOON: Guys, I think he's done. I just heard the toilet flush.
YOSEOB: down into the rabbit hole bye bye poop
DONGWOON: YOSEOB SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE

HYUNSEUNG has entered the chatroom.

HYUNSEUNG: HI GAISE SRY 4 DA WAIT I WAS IN DA BATHROOM 4 A WHILE KEKEKEKEKE
DONGWOON: WE NOTICED.
JUNHYUNG: Well? Why did you tell us to log in this? You are aware that we can just talk on twitter right?
HYUNSEUNG: WELL DUH
HYUNSEUNG: BUT U KNO HOW ALL OF US HAS 100000+ FOLLOWERS AND STUFF
HYUNSEUNG: ND EVERY1 CAN SEE WHAT WE WRITE
HYUNSEUNG: SO THIS IS LIKE PRIVATE TWITTER KEKEKEKEKEKE CUZ I WANT TO DISCUSS SOMETHING IN PRIVATE
YOSEOB: .......................
GIKWANG: well what then?
HYUNSEUNG: OK WELL GUYS DON'T FREAK OUT BUT I KINDA WAS THINKING ABOUT CANNIBALISM ND I WONDER................................ WAT DO OUR FELLOW IDOLS TASTE LIKE
DOOJOON: ............................................................................
YOSEOB: um
DONGWOON: did you just ask us not to freak out????? well of course we have to freak out!!!! who thinks that in a healthy state of mind?????? NO ONE THAT'S WHO.
GIKWANG: i was wondering why you were looking at my ass so lustily lately.
JUNHYUNG: ... Ok. Well, we can't answer that for you can we? But we can always imagine. For example, I think that the majority of SNSD would taste like strawberries. (hnngh 58 brownie points for psychologist calm oppar!!!)
HYUNSEUNG: OMG EVERYONE XCEPT JOKER IS MEANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
HYUNSEUNG: Y U JUDGE ME
YOSEOB: we try not 2
DONGWOON: Hyunseung, is it possible that you're becoming more stupid by the day.... ?

HYUNSEUNG: VOUS ÊTES TOUS TRÈS MAUVAIS!!!!!!!!!! JE PEUX PAS CROIRE QUE JE SUIS ASSOCIÉ AVEC DES GENS COMME VOUS!!!!!!!!!! PERSONNES QUI APPAREMMENT NE M'ACCEPTENT PAS PUR QUI JE SUIS............ C'EST DES CONNERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOSEOB: uh holy shit son
JUNHYUNG: o_________________________o
DOOJOON: Um Hyunseung, wow... When did you learn French? ...
HYUNSEUNG: SM TOWN PARIS
YOSEOB: u dumbass
YOSEOB: we aren't with sme
YOSEOB: WE ARE CUBE
DONGWOON: i hope he wasn't being serious.
HYUNSEUNG: I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HYUNSEUNG: I SNUCK OUT
HYUNSEUNG: BTW KIKI HYOSUNG WAS MY DATE
YOSEOB: oh snap
DOOJOON: Gikwang, I think Hyunseung is drunk tweeting right now. Best not to take anything he claims seriously.
JUNHYUNG: Ugh. Why are you like this.
GIKWANG: .................. i want to go smash his face in please.
DOOJOON: NO. AS YOUR LEADA I COMMAND YOU TO TAKE IT LIKE A MAN.
HYUNSEUNG: BIGGER BEWBS THAN HYO LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
YOSEOB: damn
YOSEOB: gikwang he's got u now
YOSEOB: defend ur honor
JUNHYUNG: If this is an internet fight then... I'm going to go make churros.
DOOJOON: CAN I JOIN YOU PLEASE?
JUNHYUNG: The more the merrier! n___n

DOOJOON has left the chatroom.
JUNHYUNG has left the chatroom.

HYUNSEUNG: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG CHURROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YOSEOB: he isn't going 2 share with u
YOSEOB: he likes me tho
HYUNSEUNG: STFU
HYUNSEUNG: JUNSEUNG 4EVA
DONGWOON: i hope he shares with me!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIKWANG: you know, dongwoon when i first saw you i thought you were mexican.
YOSEOB: thank god
YOSEOB: i thought i was the only one
DONGWOON: ... what
HYUNSEUNG: I THOUGHT HE CROSSED DA BORDER
YOSEOB: ur full korean rite
DONGWOON: yes.............
GIKWANG: you don't look like it though!
GIKWANG: you look like a rare cross-breed of tacos and sushi
HYUNSEUNG: MIND IN DA GUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!111
YOSEOB: can i just say this
YOSEOB: those churros smell really good
YOSEOB: that is all
HYUNSEUNG: ................................................................................
DONGWOON: btw hyunseung i saw your formspring yesterday.
DONGWOON: it was scary.
HYUNSEUNG: WAT DO U MEAN
DONGWOON: so...... many questions about porn. i was frightened.
GIKWANG: CAN I SAY I'M NOT SURPRISED
GIKWANG: SEUNGPERVERT HAS BEEN LIKE THIS EVER SINCE WE MET
HYUNSEUNG: NO COMMENT................................
YOSEOB: yo kiki u r not so innocent either
YOSEOB: u liek da hardcorez
HYUNSEUNG: YEAH GIKWANG WHO SUGGESTED THAT WE "INVITE OUR CLOSEST FRIENDS FOR A PORN PARTY"??????
DONGWOON: i saw kiki and junhyung fapping 2 it when 4minute came by our dorm!!!!!
YOSEOB: ... together?
DONGWOON: yes.
GIKWANG: what proof do you have?
HYUNSEUNG: MAKNAE NEVER LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HYUNSEUNG: GIKWANG U SLUTTTTTTTT
GIKWANG: UGH

GIKWANG has left the chatroom.

DONGWOON: now i want churros :(
YOSEOB: me 2
YOSEOB: yo hyunseung can we log off now
YOSEOB: my butt has already fallen asleep
YOSEOB: PLUS THERE IS MEXICAN FOOD IN THE KITCHEN
HYUNSEUNG: I WAS GOING TO SUGGEST THE SAME THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
DONGWOON: i hope they made it yummy~
YOSEOB: don't worry
YOSEOB: junhyung is an excellent cook even though he acts stupid when someone actually asks him to cook
YOSEOB: don't know about doojoon tho
HYUNSEUNG: CE FUT UNE EXPÉRIENCE TRÈS AMUSANTE!!!!!11 J'ESPÈRE QUE NOUS AURONS À LE REFAIRE UN JOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 n___n
YOSEOB: .... wat bro
YOSEOB: brb churro time

YOSEOB has left the chatroom.

DONGWOON: hyunseung...........
DONGWOON: either you're the most stupidest person i have ever met....
DONGWOON: or the smartest.
HYUNSEUNG: ʘ‿ʘ
HYUNSEUNG: IT'S A SECRET
DONGWOON: but then again, how can anyone fake that amount of stupid
DONGWOON: forget what i said

DONGWOON has left the chatroom.
HYUNSEUNG has left the chatroom.

comments are appreciated! ;___;
i just hope this wasn't completely terrible~
~~WHY AM I ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT POOP THO WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME~~

just wanted 2 clarify

khunfused — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 14:02:01 GMT

LIKE A BOSS!!!!!11

hi there.
i'm reviving this journal after approx. 11 months not using it because i'm that lame.
(if you remember me, i wrote the stupid beast im fics lol)

all older entries (fics) are private.
i want to start afresh ಠ⌣ಠ

so yeah that's basically it
p.s. let's b frands!!!!11

dude, my first crossover fail. THE END.

khunfused — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 19:51:16 GMT

Title: So, He Felt You Up Too?
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Dongwoon, Nichkhun, Jonghyun, and Joon.
Summary: Why is everything about Hyunseung?
A note: My first crossover fic... I HOPE IT DIDN'T FAIL.

Should a 14 year old be writing about sex?
If you say no, ~~GTFO~~.
Ahaha, jk. ~~NOSRSLYGTFOBITCH~~

Anyway, one of my friends told me to write some serious fics.
I was like WHAAA because I am not serious, thus not serious fanfictions.
But when someone threatens to slap you,
and you know they slap like the miracle of childbirth, YOU OBEY.

So, would anyone like to see a serious fic?
Just hit me up here, I'll dedicate it to you.
BECAUSE YOU SAVED ME FROM POSSIBLE PREGZ AT 14, TYSFM.
~~i'llbecarryingnichkhun'schild~~

for the people who don't know ~~and are dumbasses~~:

Dongwoon- dongmaknae
Nichkhun- bucky (HE'S MINE BITCH)
Jonghyun- jongzurrs (ah, i don't know. this was always my nickname for him.)
Joon- joonibility (like, flexibility, because DAMN THAT BOY IS.)

no time to come up with awesome names.

jongzurrs has entered.
bucky has entered.
dongmaknae has entered.
joonibility has entered.

dongmaknae: So, his behavior isn't me exaggerating right?
jongzurrs: of course not! D:
joonibility: we could all be victims of rape here.
bucky: ...
bucky: Well... Why? =[
joonibility: because hyunseung's a weird ass mofo!
jongzurrs: i must agree with joon, it's getting out of hand.
bucky: Does he act weird like this to others? >.<
dongmaknae: No, just a select few I guess.
joonibility: SICK. ASS. MOFO.
bucky: Joon maybe he's... gay?

Only if these people knew what happened before.

dongmaknae: ... He was. He said that he... stopped?
joonibility: that sounds like fucking bullshit.
jongzurrs: give hyunseung a fair chance. umm... what does he do?
dongmaknae: A lot of things. VERY PERVERTED THINGS, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT.
bucky: Ew.
joonibility: like what? be specific, so i know to not be alone in a room with him.
dongmaknae: That wouldn't happen, he'd only corner you for sex.
bucky: ... What? DX
jongzurrs: OMFG NASTY
joonibility: damn. that boy has sex issues or something?
bucky: Well, there was that sex god scandal on Tumblr... And Formspring...

True, Nichkhun. Let's pray that he doesn't make a Twitter next.

jongzurrs: oh i heard about that.
jongzurrs: i had to shield some of the questions on formspring from taemin's eyes, too much dirty.
joonibility: man taemin already had lessons from noonas.
jongzurrs: holy shit man i will fucking bitchslap you.
bucky: Now now D:
dongmaknae: TAEMIN IS FINE, GET BACK TO THE FUCKING POINT PLEASE.
joonibility: khun he couldn't have bitchslapped me anyway, i could have stretched somewhere else.
bucky: Right, keep believing that.
jongzurrs: ANYWAY
dongmaknae: Yes, anyway.

thesexgod has entered.

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK GET THE VAMPIRES!

joonibility: ...
jongzurrs: holy shit.
bucky: ... Hi Hyunseung =]
dongmaknae: Hey.
joonibility: YOU GODDAMN PERVERT
joonibility: WTF
thesexgod: ...
thesexgod: YOU GUYS WERE TALKING ABOUT ME?
jongzurrs: ... yeah. D:
dongmaknae: Hyunseung...

thesexgod has exited.

bucky: What's going on? =[
bucky: I dislike when people are mad at me.
jongzurrs: oh, well apparently joon got hyunseung pissed off so he left?
joonibility: SHUT THE FUCK UP KHUN
bucky: What?
bucky: What the hell did I fucking do?
dongmaknae: Joon calm down o____________o
joonibility: ok, CALM.
joonibility: sorry man, i'm fucking irritated right now.
bucky: Whatever, but that's no excuse to get mad at me.
dongmaknae: I agree :/
jongzurrs: joon should watch out anyway, khun could cuss him out in thai x)
dongmaknae: Ahaha yeah, couldn't you?
bucky: Yes, but I'm nice. ;]

OH BB HOW I LOVE YOU AND YOUR NICENESS.

hyunseungbieber has entered.

Ok, what now? What happened to thebiebs?

bucky: Huh? xD
jongzurrs: lol your username
dongmaknae: Hyunseung I like your other user better. T.T
joonibility: WHAT THE FUCK
hyunseungbieber: YUSSSSSS
hyunseungbieber: AND JOON BB STOP USING THE CAPS THAT'S MY THING
hyunseungbieber: JEALOUS
joonibility: why the fuck would i be jealous???
dongmaknae: Ok, what? D:
bucky: I should go. Since... you know. SOME KIND OF 2PM THING OR SOMETHING. =]

bucky has exited.

hyunseungbieber: OF COURSE YOU ARE
hyunseungbieber: YOU'RE MAKING THE BIGGEST DEAL OUT OF EVERYONE DUMBASS
jongzurrs: should...?
dongmaknae: Just avoid it for now.
joonibility: apparently all that sex has made you fucking stupid.
hyunseungbieber: AT LEAST I'VE DONE IT

OH YOU JUST GOT BITCHSLAPPED JOON.

jongzurrs: ... I have to go guys, some more comeback crap I have to do. SEE YOU!~

jongzurrs has exited.

hyunseungbieber: HA
dongmaknae: I don't know why I try anymore.

dongmaknae has exited.

hyunseungbieber: OH DINNER IS READY
joonibility: this isn't over hyunseung. o-o
hyunseungbieber: KEEP THINKING THAT YOU JEALOUS BITCH

hyunseungbieber has exited.
joonibility has exited.

FAIL RIGHT?
LOSING MY TOUCH HERE. I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP MORE OFTEN.

random gif time! V

remember this?
dude, i still have tears in my eyes.

because i have nothing else better to do but entertain you.

khunfused — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:43:35 GMT

Title: Hyunseung's Tumblr
Author: khunfused
Pairing: YO YO YO! [EVERYONE EXCEPT thesexgod HIMSELF AWW]
Rating: PG-13, curse words amuck.
Summary: Concern just keeps piling up when the BEAST boys take a look at Hyunseung's Tumblr. After looking at its contents though, the concern is soon forgotten.
Author's Notes: LET ME WARN YOU, IF YOU ARE EATING OR DRINKING ANYTHING WHILE READING THIS FIC, PUT IT AWAY NOW.
AT SOME POINT WHILE READING THIS YOU WILL LAUGH LIKE YOU BELONG IN A LOONY BIN.
... it's just not safe bb.

AND I CHANGED MY CURSOR FOR THIS PERSON BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. <3
I KNOW YOU SECRETLY LOVE THE CREEPINESS THOUGH, KK.

This has NOTHING to do with BEAST, sex gods, or this fic.

But it was hilarious.
Anyway, I was on the computer when some of my cousins came over to our house.
I wanted to see which person they preferred, so I looked up two people's pictures.

I got one of them, and I told them to point at the person they would go out with.
... WOW, REALLY?

I tried it out with a girl this time, (There was a girl and boy here. xD) and she pointed to the same person.
I WAS LIKE DAYUMMMMM.

So.
Guess who the pictures were of.

1.) Justin Bieber
2.) Victoria Song

... Who did they point to?
THE BEAVER MAN, THEY BOTH POINTED TO THE BEAVER.

I LAUGHED MYSELF SILLY WHEN I REALIZED THIS. XD

Victoria, you aren't pretty. SORRY.
/rant

Ok, I should stop stalling.
FANFIC I CHOOSE YOU!

dongmaknae has entered.
3seconds has entered.
yangyo has entered.
dragonpop has entered.
theace has entered.

3seconds: dongwoon, why...
dragonpop: I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY WE MUST CONVERSE USING THIS AT 12 IN THE MORNING.
theace: i go with reindeer wtf :(
dongmaknae: Have you guys... noticed something weird about Hyunseung lately?
yangyo: damn he's always weird
dongmaknae: Besides his regular weirdness... I mean, seriously think about it.
theace: ohhh his eyes
theace: they scare me shitless now, it looks like it's... idk it's just scary
3seconds: lol like when junhyung smells cookies? his eyes look like he just used crack xD
theace: exactly
dragonpop: SHUT UP
yangyo: anyway
dongmaknae: ANYWAY, check out his tumblr for example.
3seconds: damn.
theace: HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yangyo: dude this is...
dragonpop: Has he gone crazy? Does he need to see a shrink?

yangyo: lol this wins RIGHT HERE

3seconds: HOLY CRAP.
dongmaknae: ... lol.
theace: AHAHAHAHAHA WOW POOR MYEONGSU XD
dragonpop: This is amazing.
yangyo: don't be a bitch junhyung i heard you laughing your ass off
theace: sounded more like a horse than me >.<
dragonpop: Whatever.
dragonpop: I mean, I don't want to be up this late, so I'm going to sleep.

dragonpop has exited.

3seconds: how come he's all serious?
yangyo: must be a problem with his prostate [lolwut?]
dongmaknae: OHMAILAWD DO YOU GUYS SEE THAT ONE ON HIS TUMBLR?
theace: lol lol lol
theace: yoseob i want this one

theace:

3seconds: i am silently giggling right now lol.
dongmaknae: Same, how does he find this stuff?

yangyo: this reminds me of when i was growing up

theace: oh god hyunnie's gifs
3seconds: i am amused now. xD
dongmaknae: MY WORD.
dongmaknae: He likes some chick named Miley Cyrus or whatever.
yangyo: who
theace: who the fuck is that?
dongmaknae: I'm not sure, he has this gif of her.

dongmaknae:

yangyo: nice ass
theace: same buddy, WHOA.
3seconds: this counts as some kind of unintentional porn, seriously. xD

theace: OH FUCK YOU GUYS LOOK SHOOP DA WHOOP!

3seconds: HOLY SHIT LOL XD
dongmaknae: Is that Tyra Banks?
yangyo: damn hyunseung
yangyo: good job lol

yangyo: OH DAMN TWILIGHT PEOPLES

theace: lol man xD
dongmaknae: This is just LOL. XD
3seconds: i love this now.
3seconds: i want to find one wait a sec.

3seconds: LOL

yangyo: ahahahaha wow
dongmaknae: LINK! <3 AUTO WIN.
theace: nintendo guy is a creeper lol xD

dongmaknae: DAMN JUSTIN BIEBER. XD

theace: oh my fucking god hyunseung had that in his tumblr
3seconds: LOL LOL LOL
yangyo: this is sad

yangyo: OMFG HELLO BABY

3seconds: that's hyunseung's porn right there.
dongmaknae: Wow this was on his?
theace: yep
yangyo: he needs a doctor

3seconds: guys look!

3seconds: hyunseung disappointed me that day.
theace: lol one of the comments
JANG HYUNSEUNG FAILS BUT HE PROVIDES SEX SO WHO GIVES A SHIT
dongmaknae: I fell out of my chair Gikwang LOL XD

dongmaknae: THIS.

yangyo: nice
yangyo: and hyunseung's comment made me laugh lol
theace: THIS IS MY FACE WHEN I ANNOY GIKWANG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
theace: what the fuck? xD

yangyo: WHAT THE HELL

dongmaknae: Spittakes win xD
theace: LOL I AM CRYING NOW
yangyo: same

3seconds: GUYS LOOK :'(

yangyo: damn junhyung looks pissed lol
dongmaknae: It says that Hyunseung is proud xD
theace: SHIT LOOK HOW CRAPPY THAT PICTURE IS OF ME

3seconds: OH MY. GIKWANG XD

yangyo: wtf
dongmaknae: So... suggestive xD
theace: THAT'S A SHAME

yangyo: gikwang stop looking at porn boy

dongmaknae: LOL.
theace: GODDAMN IT
3seconds: i think it's ok kwannie~ 8D
yangyo: same
dongmaknae: One more, and then we all sign off.
yangyo: all right
3seconds: ok, i'm tired from laughing so much.
theace: kk

dongmaknae: Gikwang you're amazing!

3seconds: ahahahahaha wow xD
yangyo: damn boy you got moves
theace: thank you maknae i like this one
theace: it's the truth [YES IT IS LADIES MKAY?]
dongmaknae: And look at Doojoon the creeper xD
yangyo: lol doojoon
theace: he likes what he sees lol
3seconds: :O whatever.

yangyo has exited.
3seconds has exited.
dongmaknae has exited.
theace has exited.

SOOOO...
I HOPE IT DIDN'T FAIL.

commentcommentcommenttttplz (--)V

sorry, this is just like a rant. a fail one anyway.

khunfused — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 09:35:44 GMT

Title: Wooyoung's Reasons For Hating Khuntoria
Author: khunfused
Pairing: ~~JUNSUOK?~~ Obviously Wooyoung.
Rating: PG-13, but I put a lot of curse words in this :D
Summary: Out of boredom, hatred, and pure sadness, Wooyoung decides to let off steam by thinking about his reasons for hating this couple.
Author's Notes: ~~Because I was pissed with all these fics about Khuntoria all of a sudden, these are actually my reasons for disliking the couple, even though I approve of them.~~

... I know I am going to get shot for this at least 72 times.

DISCLAIMER:
this is not meant to bash Khuntoria in any way, or to encourage hating on this adorbz couple.
~~NICHKHUNISMINEBITCHHHHH~~

ALL THE REASONS FOR HATING KHUNTORIA [because Wooyoung is very pissed off right now.]

1.) Bitch. She's a girl, for crying out loud.
2.) I dislike the fact that there even is a couple name for them.
3.) VICTORIA HE IS MINE. GET YOUR OWN.
4.) We. Are. HusWife. SERIOUSLY I AM NOT GOING TO LET SOMEONE LIKE HER TO BREAK THAT UP.
5.) Why can't you LJ people make more fics of KHUNYOUNG? Already I have seen a staggering amount of Khuntoria. [OHMAI. HE KNOWS ABOUT LJ. watch out inorae~]
6.) I WILL PREVENT NICHKHUN AND VICTORIA'S REAL WEDDING.
7.) Victoria! Amber calls you! BECAUSE SHE NEEDS YOU, AND SHE ISN'T HAPPY ABOUT THIS EITHER.
8.) I can imagine you two fucking.
9.) I want to sue WGM's asses.
10.) First of all, they didn't get my permission to do any of this shit.
11.) No wonder Jay left. He knew something like this was coming. [sorry if this offends any jaywalkers]
12.) I hate f(x) now. The only person I like from there is Amber, she knows what I'm going through. [as you may have noticed, i'm amber-biased]
13.) SHE'S A SLUT.
14.) Nichkhun, she'll manipulate you.
15.) She's putting the moves on Nichan. [khun's older brother]
16.) Couldn't you at least have picked someone worthy of your love?
17.) If you wanted to choose girls, you should have picked someone at least PRETTY and NOT A HO.
18.) When you guys marry, she'll divorce you. DON'T COME CRYING TO ME THEN.
19.) What do you guys do behind the scenes, HUH?
20.) She told Taec that she liked him better than you.
21.) She scares even Jo Kwon. AND DAMN. IF SHE SCARES JO KWON THEN IT'S JUST NOT WORKING.
22.) HOLY JAYSUSPARK MAN.
23.) Do you love her?
24.) If so, then that's BS MAN D:
25.) I'm breaking inside and out, do you enjoy hurting me?
26.) My mom agrees that Justin Bieber is a better pick than Victoria. AND THAT WAS BEFORE SHE FOUND OUT JB WAS ACTUALLY A BOY.
27.) I see how you look at her.
28.) Do you dream about her more than me?
29.) SHE. CAN'T. SING. FOR. SHIT.
30.) Is she prettier than me?
31.) I don't care if she is not KOREAN, you are mine.
32.) Why did you buy new cologne? For her?
33.) Why are you buying roses? Surely not for her, right?
34.) Why are you leaving in the middle of the night?
35.) Do you still care about me?
36.) Your smile... It's changed. A woman is surely doing this.
37.) OF COURSE I NOTICE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
38.) I miss you.
39.) She's taking you away from me, like a ghost.
40.) Wooyoung is sad, indeed.
41.) I think you know why I keep eating ice cream.
42.) I mean, I don't cheat on you.
43.) Her smile is like music to your ears, isn't it?
44.) Just because she's a foreigner, she understands you better?
45.) Do you sing for her? I thought your voice was only for me.
46.) DAMN IT SHE'S NOT BELLA AND YOU'RE NOT RPATTZ AND I'M NOT JACOB. [lol twilight]
47.) I swear, if she ever hurts you, if she ever makes you shed a single tear, I'll... YOU KNOW.
48.) Shit, you think I'm going to rape her or something, aren't you? WELL I'M NOT, DAMN.
49.) Boy you better recognize, my love is one of a kind. [that song is the shittttt]
50.) My heart is still beating for you, it won't stop chasing you. It'll keep chasing you until you make the right choice.

DEPRESSING RIGHT?
WELL...

I HOPE THIS MAKES YOU LAUGH.
RANDOM GIF TIME! (--)V

YOU MUST COMMENT IF THIS MADE YOU LAUGH, I CHOKED ON MY CHEEZ-ITS WHILE LOOKING AT THIS. XD
look at his shoes, WOW.

ok then. o__________o

should i be writing this stuff? IDGAF.

khunfused — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 18:58:33 GMT

DAMN TUMBLR IS MAKING ME LOOK AT ALL THESE PIC SPAMS XD
BECAUSE I OVERCAME MY LAZINESS TO MAKE ONE.

Title: Hyunseung's Formspring
Author: khunfused
Pairing: Hyunseung... NO THERE IS NO DONGWOONIE HERE.
Rating: PG-13, but there is a lot of bad language and suggestives here, READ AT YOUR RISK.
Summary: Hyunseung makes a formspring, but it's attracting weird questions.
Author's Notes: I was alive!
Just... I DON'T KNOW I GUESS IT WAS TIME TO MAKE ANOTHER FIC.
And I haven't seen any involving formspring, so... ENJOY YEAHYEAH.

YEAH AND THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS FIC OR BEAST, BUT I WAS PRETTY PISSED.
Ok, so I was lurking on inorae and this fic for Khuntoria popped up and I was like,

DAMN REALLY? SERIOUSLY THIS IS JUST SHIT.
AHHHH FUCK VICTORIA.
DAMN BUT NOW SHE MAY AS WELL BE RUBBING ON HIM AND I JUST WATCH AND DO NOTHING.
THIS IS WHY f(x) IS LAST IN MY GIRL GROUPS.
ACTUALLY I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND SHIT FOR THEIR SONGS ANYWAY, WITH CHU AND LA CHA TA AND WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE.
BUT SHIT, LET US INTO THIS ACTION.
/rant

Ok, here is the fanfic, ok?
I'm sorry, had to get that off. (MEAN! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU APPROVE OF KHUNTORIA!)
Yeah, think that.

ANDANDAND, THERE IS A thesexgod ON FORMSPRING, BUT IDK WHO THE FUCK IT IS.
SO DON'T LOOK IT UP. PLEASE, IT'LL BE A FAIL.

I also didn't follow the whole process, (i.e., # answered #, # hours/minutes/days/months ago)
but whatever, you get the gist right?
AND I WAS TOO LAZY TO MAKE UP USERNAMES. XD

(credit to whoever made that icon, because idk who did.)

장현승/Jang Hyunseung (thesexgod) | Formspring
the true sex god :)
my fellow b2uties know it's a fact~

OMONA! IS THIS THE REAL JANG HYUNSEUNG FROM BEAST?
Yup, aren't you smart.

HYUNSEUNG! I am so happy you got a formspring!
I know right tehehe~

Damn... I have no idea who you are... But you're really pretty for a guy.
Thanks?

Hyunseung!
Stranger!

i am so glad you got a formspring oppa! do you have a tumblr too?
yep =]
thesexgod @ tumblr~
(FOR PEOPLE WHO LOOK THINGS UP, THAT TUMBLR IS ACTUALLY MINE, KK? XD
CALL IT FAIL ADVERTISEMENT.)

Sleep with me?
I'd feel guilty fucking a 12 year old.

Why did you choose this user? It should go to Gikwang D:
SHIT GIKWANG HASN'T FUCKED ANYONE EXCEPT HIS MOM YET.
SO, I GET IT BECAUSE OF OBVIOUS REASONS (i have not fucked his mom though, she thinks i am a slut)
DAMN IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS.

Come to NK?
I'm not going to sleep with you there if that's where you're getting at.
Do they even have sex there or are the guards all virgins?

LOL I LOVE HOW YOU ANSWERED THESE QUESTIONS
I love myself too, so does a lot other people ;)

Butts?
Maybe...

Do you like Justin Bieber?
UMM DUHHHHHH.
HE SHOULD COME TO KOREA AND I'LL GIVE HIM A BIG SMOOCH LOL XD

But yeah~ 8D
I have a IM user dedicated to him o_______________o

r u a girl
No, I'm a guy.
But I'm much prettier than you.

not to be mean tehehe... but are you gay?~
No :(
I like fucking women.
Men just creep me out atm, or maybe I'm just confused.

is dongwoon a virgin? =]
You should ask him this when he creates a formspring.
I'M NOT THOUGH :D
(Actually, aren't you curious when you see your bias dancing, and you're just like, NOW, IS HE A VIRGIN? I've... I don't think Yoseob is, for some reason. xD)

What are you?
A alien.

I LOVE YOUR EYES
Thank you~ 8D
Makes you want to kiss them?

HYUNSEUNG YOU BITCH
Gikwang, I am a guy first of all.
And you chose to exploit me, I see no point to use it in caps.

suck my wang?
ASK YOUR MOM, SHE'LL DO IT. (not that i'd know anyway)

Who would you like to fuck right now?
... ~~DONGWOON~~
Umm, I guess Lady Gaga. :D
/shot

peanut caramel?
Don't you mean Orange Caramel?
BESIDES, I'M SO MUCH PRETTIER THAN HEECHUL.
(take that petals!)

I LOVE YOU
I love you too Gikwang :)

SHINee? Who would you fuck if they were a girl group?
... ~~NOILOVEDONGWOON~~
You would think to answer Taemin, but then again, he's the maknae.
What would he know? Besides all of those noonas.

ONEW WOULD SATISFY ME, HE'S GOT IT GOING ON~

Ok, how about 2PM?
Whoa, that's fresh over there, they all are.
Not Chansung, bad bad bad memories. D:

Taecyeon seems like one who wants to be on top,
though I thought, DOES HE SING WHILE DOING THE DIRTY?
UNFING ALL OVER THE PLACE.

Junsu would just bitchslap me.
Junho would crush me with his arms.

Nichkhun has Victoria (DAMN HER).
So Wooyoung, I mean come on.

He would be fucking hot as a girl.
And he would know moves.

Ok.

lol hyunseung you fail
STOP IT YOSEOB D:

Ooh, I got one! How about Super Junior?
Hmm, thirteen guys? (DAMN 10 OR 11 WHATEVER)
Not Heechul, he'll cheat on me with his cat.

Leeteuk has a weird body.
Eunhyuk just scares me.
Siwon... IT'LL FEEL LIKE HE'S RAPING ME T.T
Sungmin seems like a bitch.
Kyuhyun may give me a STD.
Shindong is getting married or something right?
Yesung is too old for me.
Kibum is not even part of this group anymore.

I'll look like a child molester if I fuck Ryeowook.

DONGHAE :D
I LOVE HIM MAN, HE'S THE SHIT.

Kangin is a dumbass.
And Hangeng is... I'LL JUST PAY TO SEE HIM AT HIS CONCERTS.

THEN I WAS LIKE OHH
... Ohh, you're having sex?

SNSD?
... Yoona has probably fucked everyone so NO SHE'S A SLUT.

I guess... Seohyun, seems innocent enough.
I mean, what her and Yonghwa do behind the scenes is none of my business.

Why are all these questions about sex?
BECAUSE ALL YOU GUYS ARE SOME DAMN PERVERTS

oppa oppa oppa! kara?
Hmm...

Nicole is a bitch in real life.
Hara has Nicole.
Seungyeon has Jiyoung.
Jiyoung has herself.

SO GYURI IS MAH GIRL~ <3

Big Bang? And DBSK? And FT Island?
Whoa, aren't you curious.

Jiyong will rape me and brand tattoos on my body.
Seunghyun will sing Turn It Up while doing so.
Youngbae will turn me away.
Daesung has Hyori.

SEUNGHYUN IS MAH MAN <3
MAKNAE POWAAA!

In DBSK...

Jaejoong has his girly face to get into gay clubs.
Changmin has his cats.
Junsu has Yoochun.
Yoochun has Changmin's cats.

~~YUNHO HAS MEEEEEE <3~~

And in FT Island...

Minhwan would not know what to do, LORD SAVE THIS CHILD.
Seunghyun(DAMN THERE IS A LOT HERE) has Honggi.
Jaejin has the ladies.
Jonghun has his guitar.

HONGGI IS A PERV BUT I LOVE HIM FOR THAT.

:)

LOL
lol lol ikr

-end-

Yeah, so good? Bad?
Weird? I know :(

COMMENT MY LITTLE ~~MONSTERS~~ OFFSPRING MUAHAHAHA.

oh god. this one is a shocker. seriously. read it.

khunfused — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 12:20:55 GMT

IM-fanfic for beastattack, damn.
HEY YOU GUYS KNOW I LOVE YOU RIGHT?

Title: Justin Bieber?!
Author: khunfused
Pairing: EH-VERR-RHEY-WOANE. (everyone.)
Rating: PG-13 for language, and of course suggestive themes -cough-
Summary: Bieber fever has finally caught up to the boys.
Author's Notes: THIRD IM-FIC? SERIOUSLY?
... I just love you guys and that you're keeping this bomb alive, seriously.

Seriously, we deserve some cake.
HOORAH.

FOR THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO IDEA WHO'S WHO:
Doojoon- 3seconds
Dongwoon- dongmaknae
Hyunseung- thesexgod
Gikwang- theace
Junhyung- dragonpop
Yoseob- yangyo

~~I JUST LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!~~

thesexgod has entered.
dongmaknae has entered.
theace has entered.

thesexgod: I MISSED PORN FOR THIS
dongmaknae: You were watching porn? :O
thesexgod: ...
thesexgod: WELL NO
thesexgod: BUT IF I WAS I WOULD HAVE BEEN PISSED TO MISS IT FOR THIS
theace: agreed buddy

yangyo has entered.
3seconds has entered.
dragonpop has entered.

yangyo: lol
3seconds: why am i here? :/
dragonpop: Same, Yoseob why have you...?
yangyo: ok click on this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkKqihEUmH4]
(not supposed to be clickable, but you can copy+paste it to watch that german vid.)
yangyo: i was like wtf the whole time
thesexgod: HOLY SHIT
dongmaknae: Is that a guy? D:
dragonpop: Damn.
theace: LOL WTF
theace: he doesn't know what german is
thesexgod: SAME
thesexgod: EVEN I KNOW WHAT IT IS
3seconds: that surprises us all hyunseung o__________o
dongmaknae: That guy is saying it like GUUUUUUUMEAN
theace: LOL I AM NOW IMITATING THAT GUY IN MY ROOM
thesexgod: GODDAMN IT YOU SOUND LIKE A HORSE GIKWANG WTF
dongmaknae: I must agree, it sounds like you're constipated or something.
3seconds: this is sad, we're making fun of a kid xD
theace: what does that say on that guy's shirt
3seconds: justin bieber lol :D
thesexgod: IS HE GAY
dragonpop: Which one?

thesexgod has exited.

3seconds: HYUNSEUNGGGG D:
dragonpop: This is just sad.
dragonpop: What is jerking?
theace: probably something gay
yangyo: not nice lol
dongmaknae: ... I don't even know what to say.
3seconds: he's just a very pretty boy?
3seconds: is that even the right thing to say? S:

thebiebs has entered.

theace: WHAT THE HELL
dongmaknae: thebiebs? xD
dragonpop: Just the username made me spit on my keyboard due to laughter.
yangyo: um who is thebiebs
3seconds: OH NO FUCKING WAY.
3seconds: ... hyunseung? D:
thebiebs: YESSSSS
dongmaknae: Oh god.
theace: why the hell did you change your name
thebiebs: YOU GUYS SAID YOU DIDN'T LIKE MY FIRST ONE
dragonpop: Are you gay for him? :/
yangyo: lol
thebiebs: NO
dongmaknae: Hyunseung... You're scaring me now.
3seconds: i'm just really disturbed right now.
thebiebs: JEALOUS
theace: HELL NO WE AREN'T JEALOUS
theace: THIS IS VERY CONCERNING
dongmaknae: I agree... Please go back to thesexgod :(
yangyo: i second with maknae
3seconds: yeah... this is just nasty.
dragonpop: Hyunseung sign back into thesexgod.
3seconds: lolwut this kid has a lot of haters
theace: and i'm one of them
dongmaknae: Gikwang D:
theace: what this kid is prob confused like hyunseung
thebiebs: ...
dragonpop: HYUNSEUNG
theace: sign your ass back into thesexgod now
yangyo: yes
dongmaknae: Please?
3seconds: ...
3seconds: please D:
thebiebs: ...
thebiebs: GOD FINE
thebiebs: BUT IMA STILL USING THIS USER

thebiebs has exited.

dongmaknae: Thank god.
theace: man that was just total mess
yangyo: i agree lol

thesexgod has entered.

thesexgod: BETTER
3seconds: definitely xD
dragonpop: It's getting late... We should be going to bed.
yangyo: same
dongmaknae: Good night everyone~
theace: GOODNIGHT D:
theace: AND HYUNSEUNG PLEASE DON'T USE THAT USER WHEN I'M ON

dragonpop has exited.
dongmaknae has exited.
theace has exited.
3seconds has exited.
yangyo has exited.

thesexgod: ...

thesexgod has exited.

thebiebs has entered.

thebiebs: ...
thebiebs: BETTER

thebiebs has exited.

SO...
WHAT DID YOU THINK? XD

... fail? :C

and some random fanart!
because you love my randomness.

drag for enlarge if you care~ 8D

some 2pm icons since i do fail.

khunfused — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 02:25:33 GMT

OH YES.
BE AMAZED SINCE I BITE AT ICONS. (27)

comment if taking or just 'cause you love me~
credit khunfused please if taking. c;

also, i apologize in advance that there is lacking of taec/junsu.
i'm biased, you see~

I NEED SOME MORE 2PM SOCKS.

yeah, they fail.
sooo... ?
and chanwoo amuses me.

so... i used to like boys.

khunfused — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 08:33:07 GMT

Another IM fanfic for beastattack since I fail and I love them. I mean, spread the love.

READ. COMMENT. LAUGH. TOAST SOME ALIENS. WHATEVER.

Title: So... I USED TO LIKE BOYS.
Author: khunfused
Pairing: Everyone is here man, we're too cool for pairings!
Rating: PG-13 for suggestive themes and language
Summary: Of course, something big like this comes out on IM. YIPPEE.
Author's Notes: My second IM-fanfic. And I suck at summaries... IF YOU LOVE ME YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO LIVE THROUGH THAT.

Wow, already a second IM fanfic.
AND YOU THOUGHT I QUIT DIDN'T YOU?

Reminder for those who can't figure out the screen names because they aren't hardcore BEAST fans;

Doojoon- 3seconds
Dongwoon- dongmaknae
Hyunseung- thesexgod (HEY, HE WINS.)
Gikwang- theace
Junhyung- dragonpop
Yoseob- yangyo

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE

... damn pokemon song.

dongmaknae has entered.
yangyo has entered.
thesexgod has entered.

yangyo: lolwut
dongmaknae: Um Hyunseung, what did you want to tell us?
thesexgod: WAIT UNTIL EVERYONE ENTERS
yangyo: srsly i will slap you if you're wasting my time man
dongmaknae: Hyunseung I will too...

theace has entered.
3seconds has entered.

thesexgod: WHERE THE FCK IS JUNHYUNG
theace: calm down he's taking a shit
yangyo: no one go into the bathroom for at least an hour when he gets out srsly
yangyo: trust a survivor like myself
3seconds: may i ask what's so important?
3seconds: and wtf
3seconds: why im?
thesexgod: ...
dongmaknae: OH MY GOD NO WAY. xD
dongmaknae: Because of your screen name?
theace: AHAHA THAT'S SICK HYUNSEUNG
thesexgod: SOMEBODY ALREADY HAS IT FOR TWITTER SO WTF I LIKE IT FOR IM
yangyo: twitter is just dominating man
theace: yep i like looking at everyone's tweets
dongmaknae: More like stalking...
thesexgod: I SAW HIM JUST LOOKING THROUGH ALL OF THAT WG CHICK'S TWEETS YESTERDAY
3seconds: you're such a loser kwannie

dragonpop has entered.

thesexgod: DAMN FINALLY
yangyo: were you masturbating in there or something
dongmaknae: I think he probably did a lot more than that xD
3seconds: ahaha i agree
dragonpop: Just SHUT UP.
dragonpop: And why the hell am I here?
theace: SHH SHH HE'S GONNA TELL US
yangyo: run forest run
theace: holy shit man i love that movie
dongmaknae: Same here :D
thesexgod: MAY WE GET TO THE POINT PLZ
thesexgod: THOUGH THAT MOVIE IS JUST THE SHIT IT IS MY COMFORT MOVIE
3seconds: ahaha ok what did you want to tell us sex god?
thesexgod: OK SO I HAVE A SECRET
yangyo: we all do man get to the point
thesexgod: ...
thesexgod: WHEN I MET YOU GUYS I WAS STILL A HOMOSEXUAL

yangyo has exited.

thesexgod: WHAT THE FCK
3seconds: ... are you serious?
thesexgod: OF COURSE WHY THE HELL WOULD I JOKE ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT
thesexgod: AND WHY DID YOSEOB LEAVE
dongmaknae: ... My mom was right, the pretty ones are either gay or idiotic.
theace: you still listen to your mom
dongmaknae: Yeah she's like my best friend.
dragonpop: This is a surprise on both parts.

yangyo has entered.

yangyo: sry i had to go choke
yangyo: i mean use the restroom to choke
dongmaknae: LOL I THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS DYING IN THERE
3seconds: or were you choking because you went in there before an hour?
yangyo: that too
dragonpop: SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE
thesexgod: AND...
thesexgod: I HAD A CRUSH ON ONE OF YOU
thesexgod: BUT NOT NOW I AM STRAIGHT AGAIN
dongmaknae: ... Again? o__________o
theace: are you sure you're not just confused
dragonpop: Who did you have a crush on?
theace: of course junhyung would be curious
yangyo: lol ikr
dragonpop: SHUT UP SHUT UP.
3seconds: so.... who? i have become curious.
thesexgod: ...
yangyo: wait type the names of the ppl you didn't have a crush on
dongmaknae: Yeah do that :O
theace: i want to see who won your heart so post post post
thesexgod: OK YOSEOB AND DOOJOON
yangyo: i thought you went for the cuties but guess not loljk
3seconds: i have no comment.
thesexgod: JUNHYUNG
theace: too bad buddy
dragonpop: Are you trying to annoy the fuck out of me today?
thesexgod: AND GIKWANG
theace: NO FUCKING WAY THEN YOU HAD THE HOTS FOR...
dongmaknae: ...
dongmaknae: Should I be happy?
theace: sure go dance around what the fuck go celebrate
dragonpop: ... So Hyunseung, you say you're not gay anymore? What made you change?
thesexgod: WHEN I MET THOSE SEXY GIRL GROUPS IN PERSON
theace: so you're totally straight and not a bi
thesexgod: YEAH
yangyo: so you're not attracted to guys at all
thesexgod: RIGHT
dongmaknae: Really? ...
theace: hey guys we have to go

theace has exited.
3seconds has exited.
yangyo has exited.
dragonpop has exited.

dongmaknae: Um... Hyunseung?
thesexgod: YES
dongmaknae: I'm glad you told us today.
thesexgod: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
dongmaknae: Well... It helps me understand you better.
dongmaknae: And I feel closer to you than ever before.
thesexgod: ...
thesexgod: IS IT BECAUSE I HAD A CRUSH ON YOU
dongmaknae: Not at all! I mean, we've always been close buddies, but I feel like I understand you better now.
thesexgod: ...
thesexgod: THANKS MAN

thesexgod has exited.
dongmaknae has exited.

So... good? Bad?
Glad I made it longer?
Irritated that I didn't keep it shorter?

And I made Dongwoon have a bit more unf in here, so HOORAH.
COMMENT BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME.

told by text

khunfused — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 20:11:40 GMT

For khunyoung and inorae.
GOD I FAIL AT FANFICS.

Title: Told By Text (ANYCALL PHONES??? ahaha, just kidding.)
Author: khunfused
Pairing(s): Khunyoung (Nichkhun/Wooyoung), everyone else too, I guess
Rating: PG-13 for swearing, nothing more for now
Summary: Just some flirting and et cetera, since it's Nichkhun's birthday. But who... forgets?
A/N: Ahh, how I love these boys. KOREA AND THAILAND, YOU HAVE YOURSELF SOME GOOD LOOKING EYE CANDY.
... Sorry, it felt appropriate at the moment.
Oh, and this is my first Khunyoung fic. HOORAH.
COMMENT. LIKE. ENJOY. EAT SOME TOAST.

OH HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICHKHUN!!!~
I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH KK? <3

(And Wooyoung still doesn't have a twitter right? xD
Forgive me if he does, since I only follow Nichkhun and Taecyeon.)

INCOMING MESSAGE FROM TAEC

taec: hey u
me: hiii
taec: happy b-day man
me: aww u remembered?
taec: of course how can u even ask that o3o
me: well...
taec: yo man gotta run see ya l8tr

INCOMING MESSAGE FROM JUNHO

junho: happy birthday
me: thanks
junho: whats wrong
me: nothing
junho: well you should be happy on ur b-day
junho: kk c ya

INCOMING MESSAGE FROM CHANSUNG

chansung: yo yo yo
me: hey channie
chansung: happy birthday
chansung: ur gonna be 23 rite? (22 here -cough- 23 in Korea)
me: right
me: well actually i'd be 22 back home...
chansung: oh yeah i forgot -facepalm-
chansung: anyway c ya l8tr thai prince

INCOMING MESSAGE FROM JUNSU

junsu: khunnie!
me: junsu hey
junsu: happy birthday i hope it has been good so far
me: it has, it has
me: i'm glad everyone remembers :D
junsu: what?
junsu: how can we forget?
me: well i was expecting one from a certain person...
junsu: ... i'm sure they'll come through man

INCOMING MESSAGE FROM JYP

jyp: NICHKHUN! Happy Birthday!
me: ... thanks :D

YOU HAVE 5 UNREAD MESSAGES.

jo kwon: happy birthday nichkhun! ^^
changmin: happy b-day man oneday has got to stick together~ :)
jinwoon: happy birthday!
seulong: happy birthday yo~ i hope it's been awesome
victoria: happy birthday hubby! :) ahaha, jk. but still, happy b-day!

INCOMING MESSAGE FROM MYSELF

myself: ahh, i feel like a big nerd for just texting myself.
i need to rant though, seriously.
so, everyone has told me happy birthday, even the boss (and i was surprised myself).
but when i look at those text messages, i broke down.
BECAUSE THE ONE PERSON WHO SHOULD KNOW ME, TRULY KNOW ME, DID NOT SAY OR TEXT ANYTHING.
i haven't even seen him all day.
so no wonder.
where is my one and only huswife? :(

me: WHERE THE FUCK YOU @?

MESSAGE HAS BEEN SENT SUCESSFULLY.

...
[I WILL TAKE THE TIME TO SAY THAT I APPROVE OF KHUNTORIA. DAMN. THOUGH I DISLIKE WGM ATM.]

INCOMING MESSAGE FROM WOOYOUNG <3
wooyoung <3: khunnie~
me: ...
wooyoung <3: what? :(
wooyoung <3: did i do something wrong?
me: do you know what today is?
wooyoung <3: ...
wooyoung <3: no y should i know
me: ... you honestly don't know
wooyoung <3: ...
wooyoung <3: OH SHIT MAN
me: yeah
wooyoung <3: i guess i would be a jerk to do this now
wooyoung <3: happy birthday? 23?
me: what the fuck
wooyoung <3: sorry D:
wooyoung <3: forgive?
wooyoung <3: huswife? :(
me: i can't believe you
me: seriously
wooyoung <3: sorry babe
wooyoung <3: anything i can do to make up
wooyoung <3: khun?
wooyoung <3: SHIT MAN THIS IS REALLY FUCKED UP
me: a kiss
wooyoung <3: what o_________o
me: you read it
me: now do it
wooyoung <3: ... u can't be serious
wooyoung <3: r u? D:
me: yes
wooyoung <3: ...
wooyoung <3: well i guess if it'll make up my fuckedupness
wooyoung <3: where?
me: my room :O
me: NOW
wooyoung <3: fine =3=

INCOMING MESSAGE FROM MYSELF
myself: it has been the best birthday ever.
all wishes fulfilled.
but...
this proves that khunyoung is real. (OMG HE KNOWS THE KHUNYOUNG!!!)
and i don't want to go into specifics.
ahh...
i won't tell a soul what happened this night.
it was magical.

THOUGH THOSE GODDAMN TWITTER FREAKS INCLUDING ME...
I SHOULD PERSUADE WOOYOUNG TO GET ONE AS WELL.

I'D BE STALKING HIM ALL OVER~ :D

the beast way to im

khunfused — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 21:57:09 GMT

Yeah, a fanfic for beastattack.
Just read it since you love me.
And I know that there has been some IM fanfics,
but this is mine, so it's totally different from the rest.

Title: The Beast Way To IM
Author: khunfused
Rating: PG-13 for oddness out of control
Pairing/Focus: Who do you think is the focus?
Summary: Too lazy to log into his Twitter, Doojoon sticks with IM for the night.
A/N: I actually wrote a different story in Twitter-form, but I felt more comfortable with this IM version.
(Who knows, maybe I'll publish the TF as well.)

Also, if you have no idea who's who with the usernames:
Doojoon- 3seconds (...)
Dongwoon- dongmaknae (obvious.)
Hyunseung- thesexgod (... see, i know, but i couldn't come up with anything. SO THERE YOU GO. MERRY CHRISTMAS.)
Gikwang- theace (what? he is.)
Junhyung- dragonpop (this sounds like a girlish name to me, idk.)
Yoseob- yangyo (yeah, i used THIS one.)

COMMENT! SINCE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

dragonpop has entered.
3seconds has entered.
thesexgod has entered.

dragonpop: DOOJOON!~
3seconds: hey junhyung, and wtf?
3seconds: thesexgod?
dragonpop: That's Hyunseung. :D
thesexgod: IT IS ME SINCE I AM THE SEX GOD IN BEAST.
dragonpop: Lol, Yoseob even said Doojoon was going to react to this.

yangyo has entered.

yangyo: yeah i was so ttly right fo srs.
3seconds: HYUNSEUNG I AM MORE OF A SEX GOD THAN YOU.
yangyo: lolwut
dragonpop: I have to agree with Yoseob.
thesexgod: SEE
thesexgod: I AM SO AWESOME
thesexgod: AND FCKING SEXY
3seconds: you guys can suck it
3seconds: but i know two other people that will agree with me
yangyo: well they arent here

theace has entered.
dongmaknae has entered.

dragonpop: Speak of the devil.
theace: YO YO YO.
theace: who the hell is thesexgod?
theace: I AM LAUGHING RIGHT NOW AHAHAHA
thesexgod: OH I THOUGHT A HORSE WAS NEXT DOOR
thesexgod: MY MISTAKE
dongmaknae: Wow you guys have had an interesting convo...
yangyo: no
yangyo: it was just brilliant
3seconds: thesexgod is hyunseung o_O
dongmaknae: Really? WOW
theace: hyunseung is a lie
3seconds: exactly.
dongmaknae: ...
dragonpop: I can't believe you're still talking about this.
thesexgod: THEY WON'T LET MY SEXINESS GO

dongmaknae has exited.
dragonpop has exited.

3seconds: you guys scared them away :(
thesexgod: IT SURE AS HELL WASN'T MY FAULT
yangyo: um why arent you on twitter right now
3seconds: too lazy to log in xD
theace: fail
theace: fail
theace: fail
yangyo: oh ok since youre still idek
thesexgod: TOTAL FAIL

yangyo has exited.
theace has exited.

thesexgod: I AM REALLY HUNGRY
3seconds: hyunseung, when you log back into im please get a new user
3seconds: it causes problems
3seconds: and just wtf
3seconds: i am going to log into twitter now bye~

3seconds has exited.

thesexgod: AND WHEN YOU LOG BACK IN START TYPING LIKE A GUY

thesexgod has exited.