we see you.

lots of frankensteining and stitching together many different web templates and elements. the webmaster has carpal tunnel, so copy pasting was a lot more optimal.
please alert the webmaster if something is broken.
movement and bright colors, possible flashing. gifs and marquees. epileptics, be aware and safe online.
the sitemap and the 404 / not found page have autoplay. all other pages have a cd player that can be clicked / tapped in the bottom-right corner.
mild swearing, but nothing at the level of a sailor out at sea on a sunday.
sensitive topics such as mental health, suicide, cannibalism, and other things that could be triggering for others. please proceed with caution if you choose to do so.
peer review told us this website is viewable on mobile. still, for best experiences, please visit us on pc.
some text is hoverable. look out for examples, like this one.look behind you.
this website will always be under construction. hard refreshing will be your best friend if it's been a while since your last visit and you'd like to see what's new.