Kate Spicer says Sort Yourself Out

Kate Spicer says Sort Yourself Out

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The chicken nuggetification of information. Is empty brain food rotting our minds? Is negative capability our SOS
Can you learn anything meaningful from Tik Tok or is it infocrack. Fast food, fast information it’s all garbage that stunts development. Feel free to…
 • Kate Spicer
How Not to Stick Needles in Your Eyes
Writing about yourself is considerably less fun than trying to give the dog an enema
 • Kate Spicer
Time to play Rock, Paper, Scissors for the end of times
When my head starts to boil with wants, needs and desire, I stop and ask myself is this a real need or a pseudo want. You might enjoy asking yourself…
 • Kate Spicer
I AM THE ANTICHRIST. And if Jesus was alive he would be considered the Antichrist by Peter Thiel. 100%
Mangles Beaudrillard one week and now she’s skim read Peter Thiel and JD Vance’s favourite Catholic philosopher. Yes, I am a cartwheeling cheerleading…
 • Kate Spicer
On training your dogs with tears and pentacles of salt
“The dog starved at his master’s gate predicts the ruin of the state”. Are my dogs a psychic image of my mental fragility, or are they just untrainable…
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"I hate this house...", the transcript of my dog's psychic reading. She's so chatty and full of advice. And some other less (actually very) important…
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Too idiotic for semiotics. Oh no, she's been at the #frenchiephilosopher cabinet, it's far too strong for her feeble mind
In 1990 I pawned the real me for money and ambition. Last week I went back for her but without the receipt I had no idea who her was. I am riddled with…
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Brian's Big Adventure
22 useful things about the fiscal, physical and pharmaceutical reality of pinning Brian with an ADHD badge. For all the people who've done enough time…
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I want to die in my sleep not be murdered by it
"You got less than ideal sleep volume". Since August '24 I've had horrible sleep and if it continues there will be trouble ahead. Van Gogh, Jennifer…
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Should my complicated relationship with Brian be kept a secret?
When I wrote this I wondered if I should go public with The Life of (my Broken) Brian. "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy." Within a month…
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RURAL MY ARSE
It's said there's a secret tunnel built by the Knights of St John from Valletta to the Vatican, but I’m not too sure about that. The A303 is real…
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Guilty pleasures and half measures
Misinforming moral baggage. Swapping drink for a stronger anaesthetic. A humungous but. The ideal New Year activity. And my no longer a secret guilty…
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Christmas is an endocrine disorder
It plays havoc with your metabolism and gives you brain fog. But here are my rubbish/failsafe present ideas.
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Who will it be? Kathy Burke, Chloe Sevigny, Lucille Ball, Elizabeth Taylor?
I’m writing my life in my head all the time. Perhaps I need to do some character development in order to get out of The Cupboard coz our, um, heroine…
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How to be a gentleman rapist. An observational study by a woman (me).
The answer. Be rich, entitled and powerful. Equipment required: aggressive lawyers and pricey silk carpets for everything to be swept under
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How to be dope at NOT procrastinating
“The effort of procrastination is always worse than the task itself.” “The effort of procrastination is always worse than the task itself.” “The effort…
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