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Welcome to JSuttHoops, where I break down the NBA with pop-culture references, advanced stats, and a broken sense of humor. Hope you'll stick around -- if you don't, you'll be missing out on the most revolutionary thing since Hot Pockets.
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New Year, New Team: The West's Biggest Offensive and Defensive Shifts of December
The Lakers languishing, the Clippers maybe-revival, and Keyonte George
New Year, New Team: The East's Biggest Offensive and Defensive Shifts of December
Featuring the lockdown Nets, the Magic's stagnant offense, and the Raps regression
 • Jacob Sutton
12 NBA Takes: What we're looking forward to in 2026
NBA Substack on what lies ahead in the new year
Published on 🏀 5x5 | Royce Webb • 
NBA News and Rumor Roundup 12/31/2025
New Year's Eve, Scottie Barnes goes monster mode, and an actual punch in the NBA
 • Jacob Sutton
Rookie Check-In: Taking a Look at the Top-6 Coming Into 2026 (Part 2)
VJ's motor, Harper's impact, and the Flagg Effect
 • Jacob Sutton
Rookie Check-In: Taking a Look at the Top-6 Coming Into 2026 (Part 1)
The Kon, the Tre, and the Bailey
 • Jacob Sutton
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