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Happy publication day to me
Celebrating with a trip to the vet
Oct 23, 2025
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Jo Middleton
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Dignity is overrated
She says, wearing her Miffy pyjama top out to lunch
May 29, 2025
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Jo Middleton
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Writing without looking back
(It's a metaphor for life, dur.)
Jan 30, 2025
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Jo Middleton
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The sneeze fart
Jul 26, 2024
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Jo Middleton
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Writing without looking back
Jan 30, 2025
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Jo Middleton
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The perimenopause parking tax
Oct 6, 2024
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Jo Middleton
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Dignity is overrated
May 29, 2025
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Jo Middleton
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What would you do if you were brave enough?
Jul 12, 2024
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Jo Middleton
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The one where I got older
Jul 10, 2024
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Jo Middleton
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The perimenopause parking tax
The hidden costs of being a woman
Oct 6, 2024
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Jo Middleton
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The sneeze fart
"Now THAT'S what you should be writing on Substack"
Jul 26, 2024
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Jo Middleton
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What would you do if you were brave enough?
The duck made me do it.
Jul 12, 2024
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Jo Middleton
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The one where I got older
Whilst everyone else got younger and good at TikTok
Jul 10, 2024
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Jo Middleton
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