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WTF America?!

Trump wins Nobel Piece of Shit Prize

By Jeremiah Quill

Oct 17, 2025 • John Breneman

Trump slays 4 more victims in Venezuela murder spree

“I have the right to do whatever I want as president."

Oct 3, 2025 • John Breneman

Trump Low IQ Haiku Contest

Satirist at work: The making of the Trump Low IQ Haiku Contest

Aug 25, 2025 • John Breneman

Help! I’ve got Post Trump’matic Stress Disorder!

By Jeremiah Quill

Aug 25, 2025 • John Breneman

Study touts benefits of 'Kittens Eating Breakfast' therapy

A new study from Triple Action University reveals that watching a brief video about three kittens eating their breakfast can provide fast, momentary…

Aug 25, 2025 • John Breneman

Grim Reaper says Satan ‘Fired Up’ to meet Trump

U.S. president, 78, is No. 1 on Lucifer's VIP Watchlist

Aug 25, 2025 • John Breneman

Check out my wild new conspiracy theory

You’re probably thinking: What are you, some kind of radical leftist lunatic?

Aug 25, 2025 • John Breneman

Trump’s Juneteenth Deportation Celebration!

Grand Dragon says he's "the least racist person in the world"

Jun 19, 2025 • John Breneman

Twisted History

The Six Million Dollar Man March (1995)

Off with her head! Marie Antoinette decapitated, recapitated

Oct 16, 2025 • John Breneman

Corrupt sex pervert weasels way onto Supreme Court (1991)

First VP debate (1976): Dole vs. Mondale in Texas Cage Death Match

Oct 15, 2025 • John Breneman

Bullet can’t shut up Teddy Roosevelt (1912)

MLK wins Nobel Peace Prize, puts it next to his Heisman Trophy

Oct 14, 2025 • John Breneman

Capt. Kirk gets the blues during real-life space voyage

Today's Birthdays: Paul Simon, AOC and Borat

Oct 13, 2025 • John Breneman

1492: Columbus lands in Bahamas for Columbus Day Weekend

“The Wolverine of Wall Street” ... Hugh Jackman b'day 57

Oct 12, 2025 • John Breneman

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