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Dr. Grimm’s Unreleased Patient Files of Famous Fairy Tale Characters
You know their stories, but do you understand their trauma?
Apr 24, 2025
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When Your Car Needs Therapy More Than You Do
“Passive-aggressive defense mechanisms are a blast — I’m a natural”
Jun 19, 2025
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I Work With A Hottie, But I Don’t Make It Creepy At All
I deserve a medal for being such a nice guy
Apr 14, 2025
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Seeking A Hot, Younger Woman Who’s Out Of My League
...My uniquely masochistic value proposition
Apr 10, 2025
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Kdney Donor Laws Discriminate Against the Filthy-Rich Like Me
What a freakin’ month.
Jan 27, 2025
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The Law of Repulsion: A Contrary Approach to Self-Help
“Not my monkeys” and other strategic disengagement aphorisms
Mar 12, 2025
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I Gave Up Masturbation for Ten Days —Here’s What Happened
I filed a restraining order against my toaster
Feb 15, 2025
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I Watched My Wife Cheat on Me — I Liked It
He helped her flow in ways I couldn’t
Oct 25, 2024
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My Imaginary Conversation with the Urology Tune-Up Poster
Strangely, it was one-way
Oct 16, 2024
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Jim Mercurio
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A Checklist for Scam-Proofing Your Aging Parents
The next best thing to power of attorney
Sep 9, 2025
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Hey Writer, I’m Your Sharpie Felt Tip — I Want More
I glide like a world-class figure skater on freshly Zambonied ice
Sep 3, 2025
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Jim Mercurio
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Five Rigorous Routines That 100%, For Sure, Help Me Conquer my ADHD
It works even if you don’t have it. It especially works if you do but refuse to acknowledge it in any medically responsible way
Aug 28, 2025
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Four Self-Help Books The World Needs Now
“Losing Friends to Find Yourself,” “Empathy Shmempathy,” and more
Aug 25, 2025
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Brothers Cheddar and Colby Praise Sweet Cheeses Who Melted on the Cross for our Sins
Take a holy dive into the fondue of faith
Aug 5, 2025
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