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Dr. Grimm’s Unreleased Patient Files of Famous Fairy Tale Characters

You know their stories, but do you understand their trauma?

Apr 24, 2025 • Jim Mercurio

When Your Car Needs Therapy More Than You Do

“Passive-aggressive defense mechanisms are a blast — I’m a natural”

Jun 19, 2025 • Jim Mercurio

I Work With A Hottie, But I Don’t Make It Creepy At All

I deserve a medal for being such a nice guy

Apr 14, 2025 • Jim Mercurio

Seeking A Hot, Younger Woman Who’s Out Of My League

...My uniquely masochistic value proposition

Apr 10, 2025 • Jim Mercurio

Kdney Donor Laws Discriminate Against the Filthy-Rich Like Me

What a freakin’ month.

Jan 27, 2025 • Jim Mercurio

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