Skeevy Hilarious Picture I Found

I ran across this ad some time back at the end of an article I was reading. I wasn't looking at porn or anything like that, but the article itself was of the Strange News or similar ilk. Anyway, there at the bottom of the article was this ad, which I had to grab the image of to share later. I SWEAR TO GOD I WAS NOT ACTIVELY SEEKING THIS.

Anyway, isn't it just skeevy as hell? Also, hilarious.