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Nov 26, 2024 • Worst Boyfriend Ever
Slut Review: Katie from Hinge
Katie had a favorable hip-to-waist ratio and an insufferable personality.
Sep 2, 2024 • Worst Boyfriend Ever
Dating 8 Girls at Once in New York City
ft. Amy, Isabel, Morgan, Jessica, Sunny, Jenna, Malia, and Celine
May 19, 2025 • Worst Boyfriend Ever
My Racist Sexist Van Life: 3 Month Update
This one isn't about fucking bitches. It's about FREEDOM
Feb 22, 2025 • Worst Boyfriend Ever
Scamming My Audience for $30,000
Hey guys, great news!
Jan 10 • Worst Boyfriend Ever
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Banging an Unenthusiastic Prostitute on Christmas
Dec 26, 2025 • Worst Boyfriend Ever
My First Rape
Dec 11, 2024 • Worst Boyfriend Ever
Slut Review: Katie from Hinge
Sep 2, 2024 • Worst Boyfriend Ever
I Sold My Soul for Adderall
Aug 7, 2025 • Worst Boyfriend Ever
Banging an Unenthusiastic Prostitute on Christmas
Why not?
Dec 26, 2025 • Worst Boyfriend Ever
My Japanese Sugar Mama
It didn't work out
Dec 24, 2025 • Worst Boyfriend Ever
Getting Robbed by Ladyboys — For Science
Filipinos are the nicest people on Earth.
Dec 1, 2025 • Worst Boyfriend Ever
In Manila, They Pay *Me* to Fuck *Them*
It's a totally differently culture
Nov 27, 2025 • Worst Boyfriend Ever
I Fled To The Philippines
Goodbye
Oct 27, 2025 • Worst Boyfriend Ever
The Hit and Run
I think I need to leave the country
Oct 23, 2025
The Girl Who Sends Me Her Boyfriend's Money
One of my dearest readers has Cancer.
Oct 7, 2025 • Worst Boyfriend Ever
Taking Molly With My Sisters And Trying Really Hard Not to Fuck Any of Their Friends
Last night I asked this girl: “isn’t my sister hot?” gesturing across the party bus.
Oct 1, 2025 • Worst Boyfriend Ever
Just do the thing
I got laid last night so this morning I'll give life advice.
Sep 21, 2025 • Worst Boyfriend Ever
My "Practice Girlfriend"
My first GF asked me if I thought I was attractive.
Sep 20, 2025 • Worst Boyfriend Ever
Fucking This Fat Ginger Bitch to Break the Dry Spell
We're so back
Sep 12, 2025 • Worst Boyfriend Ever
Breaking and Entering in Evanston IL
I had my reasons
Sep 10, 2025 • Worst Boyfriend Ever
Hiding in Girls' Rooms
It's not about fucking any more, it's about Survival
Aug 23, 2025 • Worst Boyfriend Ever
I Sold My Soul for Adderall
16 months ago I started taking Adderall.
Aug 7, 2025 • Worst Boyfriend Ever
My Second Rape
Look... Consent is Tricky When You're a Genius
Jul 27, 2025 • Worst Boyfriend Ever
Being Held Hostage in Quincy MA
Today I was held hostage by a 36 year old man deep into a manic drug binge.
Jul 22, 2025 • Worst Boyfriend Ever
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