-professional spinster-

CHRISTMAS CARDSSSSS!!!

2012-11-14T07:19:39Z

IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN. :D I have a giant stack of super cute Christmas cards I’d love to send out! PM me your address or toss it in the comments (which are screened)! :D (International, too!)

There may even be a ~special surprise~ with the card! :3

jackie @ 2012-09-22T22:34:00

2012-09-23T03:34:23Z

94 stock icons HERE @ leaky_sponge

Sale - Arashi stuffs!

2012-06-20T19:58:16Z

SALE!

Yeah, so I'm pretty much destitute right now, so I'm getting rid of a BUNCH (read: most) of my Arashi stuff.

-Prices are negotiable within reason.
-Shipping is $5 for domestic shipping, $10 for international (I'm based in Missouri, USA).
-Paypal only, within 24 hours of sale.
-I'll hold items for up to 48 hours.
-Magazines largely do not include original posters, but I have some I can toss in with each order. :)

•Magazines: $10 USD/each
•Photobooks: $20 USD/each
•Pamphlets: $35 USD/each

Potato (October 2010), Myojo (February 2011), Popolo (October 2010)

Myojo (August 2008), Myojo (November 2010), Myojo (February 2009), Popolo (May 2009)

Myojo (October 2010 - Cover ripped, $7 - includes the small little mag there Young Song 10), Popolo (November 2010)

H Magazine (Gantz special - March 2011), Tokujo Kabachi (photobook), Gantz Visual Book (photobook), Switch (April 2009)

Arashi is Alive, Arashi A-Z, Arashi Around Asia, Nippon no Arashi

Arashi Scene Tour pamphlet, Strangers on a Train butai pamphlet

Comment to this post with what you want and your Paypal address and we'll get the ball rolling! :)

Secretly A Hipster - A Mixtape You've Probably Never Heard Of

2011-11-11T15:46:10Z

In honor of the hipster girl game thing that's going around Tumblr (and the various exclaims of "oh shit, I am a hipster" I've seen), I decided to create a mixtape for all you accidental hipsters (including myself...).

Be not ashamed of your knitted beanies, TOMS shoes, and deep abiding love for cardigans. Just sit back and enjoy the compilation of 21 of my favorite indie-ish songs. :D

DOWNLOAD HERE [106 mb]

Photography by kameronelisabeth on Etsy.

Scrapbook 2011

2011-01-01T23:29:12Z

scrapbook 2011;

default icon;

			COMING SOON
birdiieee 01.01.2011	minorsport 01.31.2011	birdiieee 05.01.2011	COMING SOON

mood themes;

Date: 01.01.2011
Featuring: KAT-TUN
Maker: okimiyage

Date: 01.28.2011
Featuring: XKCD Comics
Maker: regenvogel

profile layouts;

	COMING SOON
CODES: bishidere IMAGE: Hwang Chansung of 2PM 01.01.2011	COMING SOON

livejournal layouts;


Date: 01.01.2011 Header: NONE CSS: snubbly	Date: 01.31.2011 Header: NONE CSS: snubbly

Date: 03.06.2011 Header: NONE CSS: snubbly	Date: 05.25.2011 Header: NONE CSS: snubbly

twitter layouts;

	COMING SOON
Date: 01.01.2011	COMING SOON

desktop;


Date: 01.01.2011 Featuring: Arthur/Eames of Inception Maker: Unknown	Date: 02.01.2011 Featuring: Arthur/Eames of Inception Maker: gingalove

picspams;
• Ten Women I'd Like To Be Naked With (In No Particular Order)

life events;
• 01.01.11 - Rang in the new year with Abby, Todd and Katy!
• 01.19.11 - Started the spring semester at Mizzou.
• 01.28.11 - Lost my job at the bookstore. :\ (Temporary seasonal FTL)
• 01.30.11 - Had my first slumber party in ages with Abby, Todd and Katy!
• 02.01.11 - SNOWPOCALYPSE 2011. Classes cancelled for 3 days.
• 03.04.11 - Celebrated 2 years of being in the JE fandom. <3
• 03.29.11 - Got my second tattoo!

Stand Up - Nino Birthday Picspam

2010-06-18T03:51:01Z

Today we celebrate the birth of Ninomiya Kazunari - actor, musician, prankster, magician, and all around adorable brat. For the last year, he's influenced my thoughts and spurred my drama-watching decision-making. He's made me laugh and cry and occasionally laugh so hard I cry. He's adorable and awkward and makes faces that no idol should make, but damn if I don't love him for that. He's short and skinny and isn't a big fan of food. But at the end of the day, when I need someone there to make me smile, I know I can turn to my Neen and there's my grin. Happy birthday, Neeners. I adore you and I hope you have had a wonderful day. <3

I've been wanting to do a tribute to the show Stand Up!! for a while now. It isn't much, but I hope you enjoy. :D

MINOR SPOILERS: For the drama Stand Up!! Nothing earth shattering, but there it is.
STAND UP!!
The first drama I watched (after Hanadan *cough*totallyJun-baited*cough*) once I got into fandom was Stand Up!!, the story of four high school boys trying (and not trying) to lose their virginity before the last few months of high school. It was the show that humanized Japanese culture for me and made me realize that all boys, regardless of culture or background, are pervs. I find this reassuring. Asai Shouhei, played by Nino, was the first drama character that I really loved. He's that guy I just knew I'd fall for if I'd known him in high school - awkward and sweet and dorky and he tries SO HARD to be cool and fails. How do you not love him?

There are so many classic and awesome scenes in this drama, but these three are what makes it for me (I realize I included the ENTIRE first episode, but it's all important! I couldn't leave anything out. >.>).

Episode 01: Meet Shouhei
I'm not all that mysterious.

Episode 06: Shouhei the Rebel
Let's go. Where? Adventure.

Episode 10: Shouhei's Honor
The one who hurt and made Chie suffer...
I'll fucking kill him.

-Please don't take these photos and use them for graphics or anything.
-If you'd like to check out Stand Up!! (which I firmly believe every Nino fan should), you can find subs at jdramas [locked] or Nya Fansubs. :)
-x-posted to ninomiyaday

Perfect Body Picspam

2010-04-27T14:12:09Z

The third in a series of numerous JE-related picspams (and two of five Arashi ones), a collaborative effort of both mynamelessname and myself, I give you Perfect Body: A Sakurai Sho Picspam. All the photos herein are of our dear Sho either shirt- or sleeveless, painstakingly (and lovingly) chosen by both Anie and myself. :D Please enjoy. WARNING: Image heavy! Not safe for further brain function (and maybe not work unless your work is super-cool and lets you oogle half-dressed Japanese boys all day, in which case - are they hiring?). (Also, please excuse the slowness of LJ Scrapbook. :|)

Need more? Join the movement - No Clothes for Sho!

Dear AnAn,
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Jackie and Anie

Thank you to amn0510 for reminding me of this one. ;D

Pure Sunshine Picspam

2010-02-25T06:28:55Z

I have long held a theory that Aiba Masaki of my favorite Japanese boyband, Arashi, is sunshine in human form. His smile never fails to brighten my day. Compiling this picspam was one helluva way to do so. :) Even as Photoshop crashed a half dozen times and I raged about it, I still couldn't help but smile back at Aiba. :D Plz to enjoy. (And don't use these pics for icons or anything? Thankies. :3) Warning: Image heavy.

Icons are now HERE! :D

Would Hit It 2010: Kamemort Edition

2010-01-08T03:44:36Z

Welcome to a whole new corner of Jackie's LJ - the "Would Hit It 2010" picspam! :Db While it is unlikely I'll be doing many of these (LOL SO MUCH WORK), plz to enjoy at least this small offering: 125 pictures of my newest love, Kamenashi Kazuya - in this picspammer's opinion the perfect blend of shy, sweet and snark.

Many thanks to my co-conspirator~~/partner-in-crime~~ katmillia.

WARNING: IMAGE HEAVY. VERY MUCH SO. 8D YOU'RE WELCOME.
(All pics are clickable to see hi-res, if available.)

This may or may not have inspiried this series of ficlets. :Db

^This almost looks like bondage, which, unsurprisingly, I'm very okay with.^

^ADORBS^

^Something about the pink glove has me all LOL^

^UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNFFFFFF^

^SCRUFFY!!! <3^

^*dies*^

^If you know me at all, you know I have a rather large fetish for arms. I love arms. A lot. A nice pair of strong arms and I'm GONE. Shit, they don't even have to be that built, just nicely shaped. I'm not picky. But this was one of the first Kame pics I saw and I was GONE. Completely won over. [/weird fetish moment]^

^SUSPENDERS. Shit, now I want suspender!fic. >.>^

^sghalskfhasflsflahsga;lshglaksfjaslkfhaslf^

^hwietpowiyghalskhalsnvlskhgalskhdflkashfla^

^NAILPOLISH. GLASSES. UNF.^

^*rolls around*^

^That sound? Is my ovaries EXPLODING.^

^KAME + BASEBALL = OTP^

^Hangin' out with my arm fetish is his good friend the back fetish! :D UNNNNNNFFFFF.^

^We've covered arms and backs - it's fingernail polish time. IDK. It's hot.^

^*ticks* Arms, backs, fingernail polish....SPECS. UNF.^

^I just. I can't even. How do you. Unnnnnnnnn.^

^EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE^

^THIS PHOTO SPEAKS FOR ITSELF^

^NAKAME~ <3^

^I WANT TO SQUISH YOUUUUU~^

^*SQUISH*^

^EYE MAKEUP. HOSHIT.^

^*continues squishing*

^And this is when I fell completely in love with this man. <3^

^PIRATE!KAME^

^UNF. See: my header ;D^

^MOAR SCRUFFY!!^

^Shuuji & Akiraaaa <3^

^Pi continues to ninja his way into this picspam. YOU'LL GET YOUR OWN, PI, JEEZ.^

^SUCH a fan of a man in a suit. ;D^

^Oh hay Koki "Not Latino"! :D^

^Bump-It hair!! lulz^

^LOL. Just....LOL^

^Kame in a wetsuit? Yesplz.^

^Getting increasingly more ridic/adorbs.^

^YES^

^*____*^

^DOCTOR!Kame is sexing up your medical show.^

^Fun Fact: "kame" means "turtle" in Japanese. :D^

^He could straight up smile at me all fucking day. <3^

^I hope you're taking OFF that tie there, bb. ;D^

^My favorite salaryman. XD^

^Fifth (sixth?) fetish of the day - hairy man-legs. IDEK.^

^I FUCKING LOVE THIS SWEATER.^

And so ends our tour of Kameland. If you've made it this far, your name is probably Katy. :Db

2010 Scrapbook

2010-01-05T12:30:08Z

scrapbook;
ALL of my images are uploaded to TinyPic for now. :| They'll be reupped elsewhere shortly.

default icon;


raptureicons 01.01.2010	ediblecloud 01.08.2010	minorsport 02.09.2010	carrythefire 04.25.2010

kikubari 05.03.2010	dustysock 05.16.2010	jackie 06.05.2010	jackie 07.05.2010
			COMING SOON
jackie 09.02.10	coffeeforcloser 11.01.10	raptureicons 12.08.10	COMING SOON

mood themes;

Date: 01.01.2010
Featuring: 嵐
Maker: kimmyfleur @ okimiyage

Date: 03.26.2010
Featuring: 嵐
Maker: mynamelessname @ passdamic

Date: 05.03.2010
Featuring: 嵐
Maker: dustysock

profile layouts;


CODES: bishidere IMAGE: stock by bishidere 01.01.2010	CODES: bishidere IMAGE: Sakurai Sho by jackie 01.11.2010

CODES: bishidere IMAGE: stock by photofauxbia 03.14.2010	CODES: bishidere IMAGE: Ninomiya Kazunari by jackie 06.15.2010

livejournal layouts;


Date: 01.01.2010 Header: Kamenashi Kazuya by jackie CSS: snubbly (with some coding from minty_peach)	Date: 01.23.2010 Header: Sakurai Sho by jackie CSS: snubbly (with some coding from minty_peach)

Date: 05.03.2010 Header: jackie CSS: snubbly	Date: 05.16.2010 Header: jackie CSS: snubbly

Date: 06.05.2010 Header: UNKNOWN CSS: snubbly	Date: 07.06.2010 Header: jackie CSS: snubbly
	COMING SOON
Date: 09.01.2010 Header: NONE CSS: snubbly	COMING SOON

twitter layouts;


Date: 01.01.2010	Date: 03.08.2010

Date: 03.21.2010	Date: 05.29.2010
	COMING SOON
Date: 06.22.10	COMING SOON

desktop;


Date: 01.01.2010 Featuring: Matsumoto Jun of 嵐 Maker: random scan (no maker)	Date: 01.12.2010 Featuring: Sakurai Sho of 嵐 Maker: ll13jl

Date: 01.23.2010 Featuring: 嵐 Maker: Don't recall offhand. >.<	Date: 02.08.2010 Featuring: 嵐 Maker: ll13jl

Date: 02.15.2010 Featuring: 嵐 Maker: ll13jl	Date: 02.20.2010 Featuring: Nino, Jun and Sho of 嵐; Kame of KAT-TUN Maker: katmillia ♥

Date: 03.22.2010 Featuring: Kamenashi Kazuya of KAT-TUN Maker: Don't recall offhand. >.<	Date: 03.26.2010 Featuring: Ninomiya Kazunari of 嵐 Maker: ll13jl

Date: 04.05.2010 Featuring: 嵐 Maker: ll13jl	Date: 05.11.2010 Featuring: Aiba Masaki of 嵐 Maker: Unknown

Date: 05.14.2010 Featuring: Ninomiya Kazunari of 嵐 Maker: yay_box	Date: 07.07.2010 Featuring: Ninomiya Kazunari of 嵐 Maker: yay_box

Date: 07.11.2010 Featuring: Matsumoto Jun of 嵐 and Takeuchi Yuko Maker: Unknown	Date: 08.22.2010 Featuring: Amy and Eleven from Doctor Who Maker: _sinelinea

Date: 09.02.2010 Featuring: 嵐 Maker: Unknown	Date: 10.01.2010 Featuring: 嵐 Maker: ll13jl

picspams;

life events;
• 12.31.2010 - Visited Katy (katmillia) and Angie (abecker17) in Iowa! Met Anie (mynamelessname), Livy (basil_ovelby), Jamie (astrangerenters) and Kimmy (foxymulder42) for the first time!
• 01.03.2010 - Broke up with my boyfriend of four and a half years, Jay.
• 01.06.2010 - Left hogwartsishome after 3+ years as a member.
• 01.10.2010 - Started living on my own for the first time in my life.
• 02.18.2010 - Applied to go back to school at the University of Missouri - Columbia
• 03.02.2010 - Got my very first tattoo. :D
• 03.19.2010 - Accepted my admission to Mizzou. :)
• 04.28.2010 - Enrolled in classes!
• 05.02.2010 - Saw the Cardinals/Reds game with treerad, my sister Ashley, her best friend Kim, and their friend Brett.
• 05.15.2010 - mynamelessname came to visit me! :D
• 06.25.2010 - Summer Welcome/orientation for Mizzou! Enrolled in classes, met with my advisor, found out I'm receiving a crapload of money in grants! \:D/
• 07.24.2010 - Moved to Columbia, MO in anticipation of starting school. :)
• 08.23.2010 - Started school for the first time in 5 years!
• 08.27.2010 - Totally kicked ass on my first test! :D
• 09.17.2010 - Quit my job after almost 5 years. ;__;
• 11.02.2010 - Dyed my hair purple!
• 11.07.2010 - Saw Jin Akanishi in concert with mynamelessname and got bumped up to THIRD ROW!!
• 12.10.2010 - Finished my first semester back at school! Got a B+ in International Relations - a class I struggled through all semester.
• 12.20.2010 - Started my job with University Bookstore!
• 12.21.2010 - Final grades came out - finished the semester with a 3.325 GPA! :)

FINALLY FUCKING DONE

2009-10-25T20:02:52Z

A Tokyo Dogs :: Oguri Shun PICSPAM!
WARNING: May be spoilery? Excessive hotness? GUNS AND SUITS!
May be image heavy for those on slower connections.

This is my first picspam ever, so I suppose it counts as something different. :D I have literally lost hours of my life to this picspam and I couldn't be happier with it. Tokyo DOGS is a Japanese drama that premiered last Monday to the highest ratings this season. One of the leads, Oguri Shun, is an incredibly talented actor who happens to look damn fine in a suit and even better when shooting bad guys. :D

x-posted to picspammy

----

I have to be up in six hours to go to work. But this was the most rewarding thing I've done in....a long time. XD

SPARKLIES

2008-06-23T04:33:31Z

SPARKLY TEXT

Looking for sparkly text??? :D

•Over 50 various colors, shapes and styles of sparkly text, precoded for your delight! 8D
•Hotlink away - everything is on TinyPic!
•Credit is sooooooo not necessary, but feel free to link others to the post! :D

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Awards & Stamps!! :D

2004-02-06T08:40:50Z

Term VII
January 2007-April 2007

Term XIV
May 2009-August 2009

Term XV (locked)
September 2009-December 2009

Term XX
May 2011-August 2011

Term XXI
August 2011-December 2011

Term XXII
January 2011-April 2012