Lets count how many times I say the word fuck..grr

Ewwwwww...

I just watched a commercial for Saturday Night Live. This weekends host will be Lindsey Lohan. WHAT THE FUCK happened to her???

That poor girl. What Hollywood has done to her mind! First...The BOOBS! Next..Came Bleach Blonde Hair. Now..as I looked at her on TV..she looks like a fuckin SKELETON!! She also made a joke that she hadnt eatten in 6 months! And it looks true! Her arms were like match sticks! Ewww..she looked emanciated!!

Give me my buxon curves..natural big boobs..ANYDAY!!

*shakes head*

I also wanted to bitch this morning about my EX and his unwilling winkie. He says I have NO patience. I said my patience is PAPER FUCKIN THIN MAN!!! Dudes gettin up there. And hes handy and disease free..but the fucker..just cant FUCK!! Sometimes I so wanna be fucked outta my MIND! But does it happen??? FUCK NOOOOO!! Women doo so much..dress this way..have yer hair this way..heels thisss high..and all he hasta do is be able to LAST more than 5 fuckin minutes.

I told him today..when you start making the effort to get yer stingy ass back into the dr's for Viagra..I'll make an effort to give you a PITY FUCK!!

Arrrggggg...sometimes I need it sooo bad. Im sooo tired of waiting!! And camming just leaves me empty.