Dear Sweet Customer

You are a poor as dirt and I know it. You are my regular customer and I know it is also a special treat when you can scrounge enough to come in and have a little pizza. Despite that, you tipped me two dollars today, and made sure everyone else in the dining room saw you do it. I believe you did that to make a point to some other people who were being pretty rude and impatient when we were extremely busy because of the playoff games coming on. Thank you.