Work is worky busy and if the little troll monitors don't mind their own business I am going to hurt them. Seriously a girl has got to pee when a girl has got to pee. It is not my fault the stupid idiots stuck me with 4 hours solid and no break! I refuse to wear a depends to work!
I bit the bullet and signed up for the exchange. I am hoping to write like a demon and get it all done by their halfway point check in as I will be moving the end of August.
If you want to know what Irish is up to on the exchange here is what I submitted. Yes, I will admit to reusing prompts, but that is because I really want to see this stuff done.
Exchange Prompts
- Severus and Hermione have been happily married for many years and he is dying. There is nothing that can be done, it is he time. How do they spend their final day together? What memories do they share? Angst is always a plus.
- The war is over Severus has survived, but he can no longer speak due to the effects of Nagini’s venom. At the insistence of the Headmistress, Hermione becomes his apprentice and literally his voice. Severus is not, initially, happy about the situation. In their search for a cure can they find a way to work together in harmony? I love h/c and angst. Don’t make it easy on them.
- Hermione is a restaurant owner (you can choose the preferred cuisine) and she is in search of an “assistant chef”. Severus applies for and gets the job, initially under glamour. How does Hermione find out who her chef really is and what is Severus’ reaction? Does romance ensue?
- Art Prompt: I am a sucker for the sensuality of massage. So, I would like to see Hermione giving Severus a massage with a crackling fire in the background… I will leave the rest of the setting to you.
- Art Prompt: Visual image of Story Prompt number 1. Remember I am a sucker for h/c and angst.
- I wrote two drabble series called White Rose http://grangersnape100.livejournal.com/1275445.html and The Last Rose http://grangersnape100.livejournal.com/1278889.html (they go together). I would love to see someone illustrate the final scene in The Last Rose.
- Bonus art prompt Pick a scene any scene from what I have written and do art for it.
Likes: I love hurt/comfort, romance, and angst seasoned with a dash of UST. My goal is to find a story that will make me cry, laugh and be envious of the protagonists all at the same time. I am not bashful so don’t be afraid to serve a slice of lemons for dessert to make all the tears and pain worthwhile. On the other hand I am not going to be disappointed if you kill one or the other off because, hey, there is nothing like a good painful death scene. Threesomes are good if the triad makes sense ie Severus, Hermione and Lucius. Frankly, I have decided that gingers make good Vampire food.
Dislikes: I cannot stand Chan, crackfic, or crossovers; veiled or otherwise. I do not enjoy sex for the sake of sex I want it to mean something when these two characters come together. I do not like mpreg, cheesy slap stick or whipped characters; both Severus and Hermione are strong individuals. I do not care for slash or femslash. Ron or any other Weasley paired with Severus or Hermione.
Will write: I will try my quill at writing most things. I tend toward h/c, angst, and darker tones in my writing and am most comfortable with them. I will write smut, but usually it is not overly graphic. I will do dubcon, but be aware it will be done honestly and not glorified. I am quite fond of writing death fic. I will also write food Pr0n. Nor will I write any of what you see in the dislikes. If you want comedy I am not your writer.
Will Not Write: Chan, kiddie fic, meaningless violence or rape. Crossover, slapstick, Science Fiction, Space, Hermione or Severus with someone other than their rightful partner are things I will not write. I do not write slash or femslash, though I will do a threesome.
My brother has a freaky swollen face... again. At first he thought it was a spider bite and I told him to fumigate. The thing is this is happening every couple of months. I would LMAO if he turned out to be allergic to Vodka. The area of swelling seems to be increasing with each occurrence too. First it was just the bottom lip, then both lips and now it is going into the cheek. I am posting his picture because I am an evil little sister and frankly the guy keeps trying to win a local public office so it isn't like his face isn't out there anyway. This way you will all see why I am sooo glad I am the one who came out looking like my father. I am sooo much cuter than my brother ;)
Other than that not much else happening in this neck of the woods.
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