I wrote two poems this morning, very much in the voice of Underground Stuff and Baby Needs Content. It’s probably going to be a while before I release anything else or feel the need to submit anywhere. So here you go for free.


Thriftstore Hunting

I feel like Ben Affleck’s brother
in that movie where he’s a ghost.

Only I’m the one on the floor
eating an entire pie.

Hello, My Name is Fake

They say never meet your heroes.

Upon hearing my name, one of mine
told me that he sees why
I use a fake one


That’s all you get. BYE