Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny Emily C. Hughes (@emilyhughes.bsky.social)

Everybody thinks ‘https://’ stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure’ but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka’ followed by a colon and two laser sounds konnaire (@konnaire.bsky.social)

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The developers of PEAK explain pricing — Ash Wayling (M0D3Rn) (@ashwayling.bsky.social)

The developers of PEAK explain pricing — Ash Wayling (M0D3Rn) (@ashwayling.bsky.social)

AGDQ is proof it’s probably fine to give a bunch of neurodivergent people a telethon kelsey irene (@holographic.pink)

🚨FLASH : on a retrouvé une manette de l'âge de pierre, indiquant que nos ancêtres jouaient déjà aux jeux vidéos. — Cyco (@cyco1414.bsky.social)

🚨FLASH : on a retrouvé une manette de l'âge de pierre, indiquant que nos ancêtres jouaient déjà aux jeux vidéos. — Cyco (@cyco1414.bsky.social)

it’s like Anthony Bourdain said: once you’ve been to San Francisco, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Marc Andreessen to death with your bare hands amy brown (@amybrown.xyz)

I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked GNU C Mane (@beeep.computer)

One must imagine Sisyphus rolling the katamari. #AGDQ2026 — Games Done Quick @ #AGDQ2026 (@gamesdonequick.com)

One must imagine Sisyphus rolling the katamari. #AGDQ2026 — Games Done Quick @ #AGDQ2026 (@gamesdonequick.com)

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A shitpost so great Billy Joel actually heard about it — 2026 pears in a dumpster fire (@robotpinemarten.bsky.social)

✨timeline cleanse✨ quote this with your favorite tumblr post

A shitpost so great Billy Joel actually heard about it — 2026 pears in a dumpster fire (@robotpinemarten.bsky.social)

there should be a “Nice” label too. for posts that are nice eevee (@eev.ee)

I say let them have a crack at it. — Sorrel (@sorrelish.bsky.social)

I say let them have a crack at it. — Sorrel (@sorrelish.bsky.social)