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Funny mommy-related quotes from amalah.com
regarding starting solids
I also got the green light to start him on solids, if we feel like it. (Our doctor uses a "six months or 15 pounds or doubled birth weight or whichever comes first" guideline, which I know is not what every doctor recommends, but oh hai, welcome to motherhood, the land of a million magical and conflicting opinions about every fucking little thing you do,)
regarding baby waking up way to early
You stay there, and you sleep. Until the buttcrack of dawn. When you wake up anyway. Eh. But then there's more boob and more sleep, off and on, until dawn has officially yanked her trampy low-rise pants up over her buttcrack and it's time for us to start our day.
regarding beginning solids for an exclusively breastfed baby
No, this is just me selfishly clinging to a passing phase of infancy, when I was all he needed in the world, when I truly got to be his everything. When I could see his rolly thighs and those numbers on the scale and proudly think: Me! All me! I did that! He used to be a zygote and now! LOOK AT WHAT MY BODY CAN DO! (thumps chest, swaggers away, awwwyeah)
Oh, and more funny - Kittens Inspired by Kittens
5 year-old version of WW2
Q. What's long, and brown, and sticky?
A stick!!
(you may have to read this one out loud)
What do you call a lady with only one leg?
Eileen.
Where does Eileen work?
IHOP!
Q: What do you call cheese that does not belong to you.
A: Nacho cheese!
Another adorable laughing kid video...who knew newspaper was so funny?
regarding starting solids
I also got the green light to start him on solids, if we feel like it. (Our doctor uses a "six months or 15 pounds or doubled birth weight or whichever comes first" guideline, which I know is not what every doctor recommends, but oh hai, welcome to motherhood, the land of a million magical and conflicting opinions about every fucking little thing you do,)
regarding baby waking up way to early
You stay there, and you sleep. Until the buttcrack of dawn. When you wake up anyway. Eh. But then there's more boob and more sleep, off and on, until dawn has officially yanked her trampy low-rise pants up over her buttcrack and it's time for us to start our day.
regarding beginning solids for an exclusively breastfed baby
No, this is just me selfishly clinging to a passing phase of infancy, when I was all he needed in the world, when I truly got to be his everything. When I could see his rolly thighs and those numbers on the scale and proudly think: Me! All me! I did that! He used to be a zygote and now! LOOK AT WHAT MY BODY CAN DO! (thumps chest, swaggers away, awwwyeah)
Oh, and more funny - Kittens Inspired by Kittens
5 year-old version of WW2
Q. What's long, and brown, and sticky?
A stick!!
(you may have to read this one out loud)
What do you call a lady with only one leg?
Eileen.
Where does Eileen work?
IHOP!
Q: What do you call cheese that does not belong to you.
A: Nacho cheese!
Another adorable laughing kid video...who knew newspaper was so funny?