100 Myths (as told by igrab)

{Take the 100 Things challenge!}

Warning: These will not be entirely factual (though really, that word and mythology have some serious bad chemistry going on) but, rather, told in a humorous and/or meaningful way. I'm telling the myths as I see them; as I interpret the spirit of them. And, occasionally, the 'trololol subtext' interpretation. Just so you know.

100 Myths (as told by igrab)

01| Cadmus and the Sown Men
02| ?