The Ho Yay of Hawk & Trap: a picspam

For picspammy's twentieth challenge, tropes:

Hawkeye and Trapper of M*A*S*H are pretty much the epitome of Ho Yay. Ho Yay is defined as "any same-gender relationship that appears to be more than 'just good friends,'" or "alternately, those moments of plot, dialogue, acting, etc., that draw attention to possible homoerotic subtext in that relationship." Hawk/Trap certainly fits both definitions well. While I actually ship Hawkeye/BJ, if I had to pick a ship that was more truly canon (ie, who I think was actually banging whom in Korea), I'd have to pick Hawkeye/Trapper, hands down.

-all screencaps from mashcaps, except for those from Welcome to Korea, which are from mashscreencaps
-quotes thanks to slashy M*A*S*H quotes archive
-no editing or using for other graphics - find and color your own
-NO HOTLINKING
-spoilers for the first three seasons of M*A*S*H, in addition to episode 4.01





in chronological order...

Requiem for a Lightweight

Hawkeye: For me?
Trapper: [fingering stockings] Only if you'll put those on.


Yankee Doodle Doctor

Hawkeye: You dance beautifully.
Trapper: Thank you. So do you.
...
Hawkeye: I promised Fred I'd never dance with anybody but him.


Dear Dad

Hawkeye: You realize if my father sees this, you'll have to marry me.

Love Story

Frank: What are you doing?!
Trapper: What are *we* doing?
Hawkeye: Just a little pillow talk.
...
Hawkeye: Who is this man in bed with me?
Trapper: You don't know me. I followed you home from the movies.


Sticky Wicket

Trapper: Hey, you know something? When I see you sitting there like that in your favorite chair, with a glass of raw spirits in your hand, thinking evil thoughts, I can't throw you out. [pinches Hawkeye's cheek]

The Trial of Henry Blake

Hawkeye: I can't think here. There's no booze, the place has been cleaned to within an inch of its life, and your knees are driving me wild.
Trapper: Don't get smart with me, soldier. I'm cheap, but I'm not easy.


Hot Lips and Empty Arms

Margaret: [to Trapper] That curly blond hair and that crooked smile...And you're really built, too, you know, you son of a gun. And there you were out of uniform, unshaven, no sirs, no salute, no nothing...
Hawkeye: That's when I fell in love with him.
...
Hawkeye: You know something, Trap?
Trapper: Huh?
Hawkeye: You really are built, you son of a gun.


Springtime

Trapper: Aw, Radar, come on, tell your Uncle Trapper...
Hawkeye: And your Aunt Hawkeye...
[just one of the several times they refer to themselves as Uncle and Aunt - or Mom and Dad - to Radar]


Check-Up

Hawkeye: You made it bearable. I was lucky. You were honest and open, and let me lean on you.
Trapper: No charge. And if I'm ever back this way...
Hawkeye: I'll keep a light burning for you in a bedpan.


Life With Father


Aid Station

Hawkeye: While I'm gone...
Trapper: Yeah, yeah.
Hawkeye: Promise me you'll go out with other doctors.


Welcome to Korea

[Hawkeye has just found out Trapper left Korea without saying goodbye]
Radar: Well, he did say I should give you something, but...
Hawkeye: What? What what what what? What what what?
Radar: Aw, gee, I can't...
Hawkeye: What?!
Radar: Okay, but just remember this was his idea. [He kisses Hawkeye]