Letter to a bird
Dear Mockingbird,
Your song is so pretty! I see you have amassed many variations. I hope it attracts a very nice girl mocker, and the two of you go off to have fabulous bird sex and produce many babies who will take up your mantel of scarfing holly berries and terrorizing the neighborhood cats.
However. Do you think you could cool it after, I dunno, midnight? Because as lovely as it is, your twittering right outside my window becomes really obnoxious by three in the morning.
Sleepily yours,
Me
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Your song is so pretty! I see you have amassed many variations. I hope it attracts a very nice girl mocker, and the two of you go off to have fabulous bird sex and produce many babies who will take up your mantel of scarfing holly berries and terrorizing the neighborhood cats.
However. Do you think you could cool it after, I dunno, midnight? Because as lovely as it is, your twittering right outside my window becomes really obnoxious by three in the morning.
Sleepily yours,
Me
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