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Open Letter

Dear Woodpeckers of the World,

I have eight windows in my apartment. Six of them are located in places other than my bedroom. Think you could manage to pick one of them the next time you want to start looking for bugs in the window frames at seven o'clock in the morning? Especially the morning after I've driven 200 miles and then stayed up far too late?

This applies especially to you, red-headed woodpecker. Don't think I didn't see you slinking away from my window. *eyeballs*

Don't think I won't use stronger measures if this keeps up, once I find out what they are,
Icepixie

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