Weird even by my standards

This is one of the weirdest things I've ever read. And yet this is inexplicably fascinating. And the artist's gallery is kind of amazing.

I...don't understand. And yet. Inexplicably fascinating.

(I think "Costumed cast member wandering around the Disney themeparks" would have to be the worst job in the world. Worse than telemarketing, even.)

ETA: OMG.