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Short, sweet, bloody, subtle lore. What more could you ask for?

So the first thing I did after getting the boots was turn around. Still haven't gotten around to going right of that room. Very grand open world platformer, love the challenge!

Browser. Also I keep forgetting that this laptop is pretty trashy, so it could just be an issue on my side.

Lovely game, fantastic art style.

Unfortunately theres a lot of visual bugs.

• Frankenstein turns invisible every few frames
• Pepper Priest is always invisible, and says it costs 4 but it seems to cost 5
• The bridge in the screen shots is invisible
• Hand that rolls dice is invisible

Also troops get stuck on other troops, buildings, trees, and sometimes air (probably the river?) causing them to rapidly turn back and forth.

I hope this helps with fixing stuff, I'd love to see the development of this game!

I thought it was going to be some fake out and be weird but it was just normal.

Really fun until I maxed out all upgrades and still had 800 million people left.

Man it really just said 'you are off by 0 seconds. I really hate lies.'

It's uuhhh... now saying

Invalid binary data file size! (offset=11376962, size-8038172, file length+12434373)

Whatever that means. Anyways good game.

The whole time I never even knew the cursed cards had special abilities. (My bad for skipping the tutorial)

Mostly that the only way I was dealing damage to the enemy ship was using ranged spells or abilities, rather then punching threw their defenses. If thats how it's intended and not a balancing issue then I'm all for it.

Took a while to load, but it was really fun! The main issue I have with it is that it feels like you have no time to prepare. Enemies start doing a lot immediately, but you have to wait a few turns before you have enough mana, which forced me to play on the defensive most of the time.

So after four people it says there's an uncaught error, which I assume is it not having any more people to call in. Good game.

If possible, that sounds amazing.

That strategies you can make are boundless. Really fun. Though I was making like 300 gold a round, which seems like a lot sense I wasn't that focused on synergies.

Fee translation errors and once the mycelium pathing bugged and wouldn't grow past a line, but I really like where this game is going! Keep up the good work!

Why does it sound like their crying?

Incorrect. The proper method is SHARKS!!!!!!!!

It appears to have half worked? I think my device is just trash. Still, amazing game!

Really fun and lovely art style, but almost no items rendered, so I was clicking in random places to get random items and delving them to random objectives. Only the coin loaded, for what ever reason. Anyways, I just realized you have a dozen other games, so I'm gonna go play those now.

And I got 4 (your aloud to spam R right?)

Epic rage game, who would have thought all that flashing and shaking could make a good game? (browser version is broken and I love it)

Yummy!

When sequel????

Put this in a theater I'd watch it.

The game keeps crashing ): regardless, good game! Love how I give people water with mint and rosemary and they still pay. (Also, getting 7ish nectar causes the table to bug)

I played the other one and thought it was the whole game, but there's going to be three levels???? And unlocking ingredients???? This is far more then I ever could have hoped for and I'm loving it

I thought the same thing, but randomly when I was cooking with the sponge it worked? Have no clue how long you have to scrub but it eventually  gets clean.

This probably already got mentioned, but the yellow pellet blinks orange when it will add a new hazard. It's little details like this that make a game so good.

This looks really good, the music is amazing! Keep up the good work!

I searched up horror and this what I find. I will never be the same

I didn't witness this, so I guess it got fixed. Cool game.