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Embrace the Throne: A Sit-to-Pee Manifesto
Standing at a toilet designed for sitting is madness.
Dec 10, 2025
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Nov 13, 2025
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Last of the Season with Victor
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Nov 10, 2025
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I'm Broke: I Eat Hot Dogs Three Meals Every Day and Absolutely Love It
Sep 27, 2025
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Is AI the School Future for Rich Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want to do Other Things Good Too?
Aug 29, 2025
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Marvel Studios Need To Do Right by Fans: Come Clean on The Thing’s 'Thing'
Jul 3, 2025
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Pickleball - A Performative Sport for Athletic Failures?
Jun 4, 2025
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Mary Miller Makes It Look Effortless
Jun 20, 2025
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Inside Senator Mike Lee's Plans to Make Boobs and Buttcracks Illegal
May 23, 2025
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Brain Milk with Ben Ulansey and Victor Cardenas
A recording from Victor Cardenas and The Halfway Cafe's live video
Oct 29, 2025
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Mysterious Guest
A recording from Victor Cardenas and Murphy's live video
Oct 21, 2025
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Philip Ogley
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Tactical Baptisms are the Ultimate Cheat Code
This religious innovation lets you do bad stuff and get away with it!
Oct 16, 2025
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Victor Cardenas
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I'm Broke: I Eat Hot Dogs Three Meals Every Day and Absolutely Love It
Post Weinerpocalypse Inflation Never Tasted So Good
Sep 27, 2025
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Is AI the School Future for Rich Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want to do Other Things Good Too?
MacKenzie Price's disaster 2-hour school day sales pitch
Aug 29, 2025
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Marvel Studios Need To Do Right by Fans: Come Clean on The Thing’s 'Thing'
Fantastic Four: First Steps needs to go deeper with the lore
Jul 3, 2025
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Mary Miller Makes It Look Effortless
Representative Miller is on the verge of coming out as your racist drunk uncle from the 1980s
Jun 20, 2025
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Pickleball - A Performative Sport for Athletic Failures?
Let the briny piss and vinegar flow
Jun 4, 2025
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Victor Cardenas
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Inside Senator Mike Lee's Plans to Make Boobs and Buttcracks Illegal
Jerk-offs want to take your right to jerk off
May 23, 2025
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