[001] Thrust your fists against the posts
Fuck this. No, really, fuck it – I was on a fucking road, on my way back home. And I expected to get home. Not be spirited off to some fairytale land where the women wear short skirts and everything appears to be too loud.
…Hm, perhaps it isn’t so bad after all.
No, no – it really is; Andromache will miss me, Hermione will miss me, Helenus will miss me – and I do hate to disappoint. I’m Neoptolemus, I conquered Troy – and I fucking demand to be returned home.
Believe me, you won’t like me if you don’t.
…Hm, perhaps it isn’t so bad after all.
No, no – it really is; Andromache will miss me, Hermione will miss me, Helenus will miss me – and I do hate to disappoint. I’m Neoptolemus, I conquered Troy – and I fucking demand to be returned home.
Believe me, you won’t like me if you don’t.