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Pls enjoy the feel of a Democracy Sausage after it’s farked you and all your mates up the clacker again.
 • Helen Razer
Episode 15: Helen–Gary Helen–Ross; or, Subtext Is for Closers
This week, Beautiful Fairy Princess and Captain Handsome—back together after what Page Six has labelled The Tiff—are joined by a mystery guest! Who…
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Episode 15: Helen–Gary Helen–Ross; or, Subtext Is for Closers
This week, Beautiful Fairy Princess and Captain Handsome—back together after what Page Six has labelled The Tiff—are joined by a mystery guest! Who…
 • Helen Razer
Episode 14: Glory Hatch; or, The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a 99.4-odd Batting Average
Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your vegan sandals ’cause it’s hot out there today! It’s hot out there every day; what is this, the…
 • Helen Razer
Episode 13: Consumer Affairs’ Most Wanted; or, Apnoeite for Reconstruction
No man is an island, even Captain Handsome, who recently returned from an island and would now very much like to be one but has instead settled for…
 • Helen Razer
Episode 12: You’ve Gotta Be Judicious With Lube; or, Kill the John Butler in Your Head With the Knife He Forged
Finally back in Captain Handsome’s home office/studio/Idi Amin shrine after two weeks spent hitting, smashing, beckoning, summoning, upsizing…
 • Helen Razer
Episode 11: A Very Special Episode; or, Please Send Help
All work and no play makes Bitsy a dull boy - All work and no play makes Bitsy a dull boy - All work and no play mmakes Bitsy a dull boy - All work and…
 • Helen Razer
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