Heimedall's Musings

Destiny and Miracles

2009-11-20T17:52:24Z

Title: Destiny and Miracles
Authors: heimedall and vamp926
Beta: bonesaholic
Art work: Destiny and Miracles by milanthruill

Rating: NC-17
Characters: Jethro Gibbs, Kate Todd, Ziva David, Tony DiNozzo, Abby Scuito, Timothy McGee + Originals.
Pairings: Kate/Gibbs, Ziva/Tony
Chapters: 12
Word Count: 22,423
Spoilers: None
Genre: AU, Action, Drama

Warnings: Language, Graphic Sex
Disclaimer: If we owned these characters, there would be a lot more weird things happening in the show – not to mention a few relationships!

Summary: While on a vacation meant to fix their failing marriages, Jethro and Kate, and Tony and Ziva, find themselves stranded on a deserted island, thinking back to the events that had brought them to this point.

Chapter 1 || Chapter 2 || Chapter 3 || Chapter 4 || Chapter 5 || Chapter 6 || Chapter 7 || Chapter 8 || Chapter 9 || Chapter 10 || Chapter 11 || Chapter 12

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2009-10-18T19:19:19Z

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2009-10-18T19:16:34Z

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2009-10-03T10:37:04Z

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Come and join ncisland. It is an interactive gaming community (NOT an RPG) where four teams compete (Abby, Gibbs, Tony, Ziva) in 4 rounds a year to win! We play games, luck games, do graphic challenges, writing challenges, trivia, episode talk, and so much more! You don't have to participate in all challenges and even voting in entries is considered participation!

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2009-08-26T15:45:55Z

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The Sidearm, Jack/Elizabeth, NC-17

2009-08-19T20:50:24Z

Title: The Sidearm
Author: heimedall (Larkin)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Elizabeth/Jack
Beta's: angelsdee
Genre: PWP
Spoilers: None
Summary: Jack's visit to Atlantis goes a little wrong and he ends up trapping himself and Elizabeth in an unknown location with no way out.

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Jack Hodgins for bones20in20 (with vamp926)

2009-08-15T20:14:44Z

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2009-08-08T16:16:13Z

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2009-08-06T14:17:37Z

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Comm Pimping...

2009-08-05T20:13:57Z

Because I like the idea of this and if I had more time, I'd be in more of these places :)

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2009-08-04T19:40:11Z

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2009-08-02T22:44:09Z

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2009-07-10T17:23:20Z

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2009-07-10T15:30:53Z

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2009-07-04T17:36:08Z

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2009-06-30T22:57:21Z

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2009-06-17T08:47:21Z

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Fic: The Good Honeymoon Guide (Kate/Gibbs) [NC-17]

2009-05-20T16:39:58Z

Title: The Good Honeymoon Guide
Author: heimedall (Larkin)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kate/Gibbs
Beta's: angelsdee & allie_sheppard
Genre: PWP
Spoilers: Season 2, Episode 2 - The Good Wives Guide
Summary: When Kate's mind wanders, it goes right off track or maybe on...

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Hilarious answers given as real answers in GCSE exams

2009-05-02T12:40:37Z

All I can say to this is thank god I was brought up in another country and my kids go to private schools!

Name the four seasons.
Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.
Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.

How are the main parts of the body categorised?
The body consists into three parts; the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U.

What does "varicose" mean?
Nearby.

What is a terminal illness?
It's when you are sick at the airport.

What is the most common form of birth control?
Most people prevent contraception by wearing condominium.

Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean section".
The Caesarean section is a district in Rome.

Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

How is dew formed?
The sun shines on the leaves and makes them perspire.

What causes the tides in the oceans?
The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.

What does "benign" mean?
Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.

In a democratic society, how important are elections?
Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

What are steroids?
Things for keeping carpets still on stairs.

What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
He says goodbye to boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

What is artificial insemination?
That's when the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

How can you delay milk turning sour?
Keep it in the cow.

What is a turbine?
Something an Arab or Sikh wears on his head.

You arrive at the bus stop at five to three and the bus comes at 3.20. How long have you been waiting?
Ages.

Describe a physical skill and how it can be made more difficult.
A handstand using only one hand or no hands.

What is the fibular?
A small lie.

Fic: Inappropriate (Gibbs/Kate) [NC-17]

2009-04-10T17:39:06Z

Wow, its been a while since I posted a story on here... I had to go back to September 15th when I posted Shivers

Title: Inappropriate
Author: Heimedall (Larkin)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kate/Gibbs
Genre: PWP
Spoilers: None
Summary: Gibbs can't seem to control his orders with an undercover, lower ranking Kate Todd... After all, she needed to be punished.

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Story List Update

2008-12-17T20:15:00Z

Hello everyone,
Just thought I'd redo my fanfiction list - this time with everything I've ever written listed. I haven't marked if something is beta'd or not, so I'm afraid its pot luck for you on that front. Otherwise all details are posted (except the odd warning) and they are listed alphabetically by story name (separated by fandom).

Stargate Atlantis
I have a thing, for once, for following the biggest of the ships. Lucky for me "The Bastards That Be" took them away - strange how I still write them though. My favourite Atlantis character was by far Elizabeth Weir and well, they killed. But I was already getting bored with the show and finding it hard to believe anyone would make an episode of any series that involved exploding tumours so they lost me pretty early on in season 4.
Along with Elizabeth/John though, I agreed to write an Elizabeth/Ronon story for a friend "DEE" a long time ago and have since been stuck with that pairing too. I don't have much else beyond though two, one or two Elizabeth/Radek and a Ronon/OFC which I will probably never attempt again so long as I live.
I found these two helpful pages for anyone not quite sure how my brain works.
Elizabeth/Ronon: Hearts In Atlantis & Sparky, or Behind Every Great Woman

My first story in this section was: Trapped

Adventures in Babysitting (Elizabeth/John) [PG-13]
Spoilers: None
Summary: Written for Tiia (finnstardust) who asked for UST and babysitting.

Alternate Negotiations (Elizabeth/Ronon) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: Negotiations with a new ally go slightly off track, but Elizabeth's isn't going to complain.

Always In Control (Elizabeth/Ronon) [NC-17]
Spoilers: Season 1 (with Ronon)
Summary: An unexpected meeting in an unexpected location.

Ancient Treasure (Elizabeth/John) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: John finds out something unexpected about Elizabeth and somehow, its all Rodney's fault!

Bare Hands (Elizabeth/Ronon) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: Elizabeth takes up an offer to help her relax.

Blackmail (Elizabeth/John) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: John discovers a secret about Elizabeth and uses it to coerce her off-world for a holiday that turns into a nightmare for themboth.

Childs Play (Elizabeth/Ronon) [NC-17]
Spoilers: Season 2
Summary: A tip off from the Genii turns into a learning curve for Ronon.

Dark Hopes (Elizabeth/John) [NC-17]
Spoiler: None
Summary: The lights go out and things will happen.

Experience (Elizabeth/Ronon, Elizabeth/John) [NC-17]
Spoiler: None
Summary: Ronon wants Elizabeth to try something new, he didn't expect to give her this much!

Five Elements {co-author: snowbunny22} (Elizabeth/John) [NC-17]
Spoilers: 3x12 Echoes
Summary: Atlantis finds themselves facing a new and unknown enemy with their only help from a mysterious five year old girl who suddenly appears. John and Elizabeth's relationship will be tested as the expedition must prepare for an oncoming storm of disastrous proportions.

Five times Elizabeth told Radek she was Pregnant (Elizabeth/Radek) [NC-17]
Spoilers: To the End of Season 3
Summary: Five times Elizabeth told Radek she's pregnant. Episodes up to and including Season 3 Tao of Rodney.

Forbidden Fruit (Elizabeth/Ronon) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: It's hot, but so is the company - wouldn't it be nice if they could blame it on the fruit.

Golden Hearts (Elizabeth/John) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: Alone in a cold prison cell with nothing but a golden heart.

Golden Strips (Elizabeth/John) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: John and Elizabeth are requested to a negotiation on a world they hoped never to return to, turns out to be the beginning of a great friendship.
Notes: Sequel to Golden Hearts

Happy Trails (Elizabeth/Ronon) [NC-17]
Spoilers: Season 2 - Duet
Summary: Written for Wive as a scene replacement for Teyla and Ronon converstaion in "2x04 Duet" where Ronon goes to appologise.

Isolation (Elizabeth/Ronon) [NC-17]
Spoiler: None
Summary: A mission gone wrong can lead to good things.

Modeling (Elizabeth/Radek) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: Pictures of Elizabeth Modeling naked have circulated the city, one person in particular is enjoying them just a little too much!

New Sensations (Elizabeth/Ronon) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: Ronon had an accident, he didn't think it would be so enjoyable to recover from.
Notes: Never posted, never will be, it was just for my closest friends.

No Regrets (Elizabeth/Ronon) [NC-17]
Spoiler: None
Summary: Bread can be a strange thing!

No Time (Elizabeth/Ronon) [NC-17]
Spoiler: None
Summary: Short Drabble for the Elizabeth Weir Drabble-a-thon.

Occultus Anquietas (Elizabeth/John) [PG-13]
Spoilers: None
Summary: An off-world study of ancient artefacts reveals something new about Doctor Elizabeth Weir, the consequences of which; could change the shape of the whole galaxy.

Past, Present and Future (Multiple) [PG-13]
Spoilers: None
Summary: The haunting thing is the past never goes away and the future rarely gets betters.
Notes: Coming Soon - Awaiting Beta

Personal Moments (Elizabeth/John) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: One moment led to another and then another. How long before they get caught and what exactly will they do when that happens?

Purgatory for Allure (Elizabeth/Ronon, Elizabeth/John) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: Punishment is rarely this encouraging.

Restless (John/Elizabeth, Elizabeth/Ronon) [NC-17]
Spoilers: Mid of Season 2
Summary: Druged and constantly aroused, what will the three of them do?

Returning the Favour (Elizabeth/Ronon) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: Returning the favour in much the of relaxation.
Notes: Sequel to Bare Hands

Revelations (Elizabeth/Ronon) [NC-17]
Spoilers: Season 2 - Runner
Summary: Ronon steps through the gate into what promises to be a new home only to find his family is already there.
Notes: Sequel to Always In Control

Tantalizing Tales (Elizabeth/John) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: Stories are being sent to the Atlantis personnel, the author of them is smart enough to hide their name. Meanwhile Major Lorne has set off a chain of events that will put Elizabeth in some very real danger.

The Cheats Method (Elizabeth/Ronon) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: Who'd have thought Ronon wanted to learn to play Chess?

The Enclosure (Elizabeth/Ronon) [NC-17]
Spoilers: Season 3 - The Return 2
Summary: In the midst of a strike back against the Replicators in Atlantis, Elizabeth and Ronon find them selves in a small space and make the best of their situation.

The Hunt (Ronon/OFC) [NC-17]
Spoiler: None
Summary: A hunter race turned a Wraith against their own game and sent a single warrior out to bring him back, but Ronon found something more interesting to track.

The Sidearm (Elizabeth/Jack) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: Jack's visit to Atlantis goes a little wrong and he ends up trapping himself and Elizabeth in an unknown location with no way out.

The Taste Test (Elizabeth/Ronon) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: Ronon goes back for seconds.
Notes: Sequel to Happy Trails

The War (Elizabeth/Ronon) [NC-17]
Spoilers: Season 2
Summary: A trip to the New Athosian homeland Karyes puts Elizabeth and Ronon into an unusual siltation on a completely different planet.

These Moments (Elizabeth/John) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: Short Drabble for the Elizabeth Weir Drabble-a-thon.

Trapped (Elizabeth/John) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: A new outpost discovery leads to John and Elizabeth being trapped together, but will it lead to more than just an embarrassing situation.
Notes: Never to be posted

Trapped but not Alone (Elizabeth/John) [PG-13]
Spoiler: None
Summary: John and Elizabeth spend months trapped together on another planet, only to find out time has barely passed.

Waterlogged Aimes (Elizabeth/Ronon) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: Trapped alone with nothing to do.

What Dreams Do (Elizabeth/Ronon) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: Dreams and pictures are wonderful things; they can make so many changes to peoples lives!

The Happenstance Series
Chance Meetings (Elizabeth/John) [PG-13]
Spoilers: Pre-Atlantis
Summary: A chance meeting, could change the face of the future.

Trapped (Elizabeth/John) [NC-17]
Spoilers: Pre-Atlantis
Summary: A chance meeting, could change the face of the future.

Solitary (Elizabeth/John) [NC-17]
Spoilers: Pre-Atlantis
Summary: Seperated? How will they cope?

NCIS
My second fandom, and if Kate Todd (why is it always the strong females that die?) hadn't been written off at the end of season 2, would have taken over Atlantis quite quickly. Sadly, the first fanfiction I read for this fandom was Kate/Gibbs - I don't remember what it was or who wrote it, but it got me addicted. Since then I've only written a few stories, though I have meant to write more and my head is fill with plot bunnies from both these top two shows.
That said, some of the stories listed are short fics written for my own thing-a-thon on ncis_shared which could always use a few more writers or artist.
Again - if you really want to take a look in my head, read this:
Romance Between Agents

My first story in this section was: Try It On

Devils Red (Kate/Gibbs) [PG-13]
Spoilers: None
Summary: It's that top again, the same devil's red, tight and small. It's back to drive him crazy in the best of places.

Dirty Bastards (Gibbs/Kate) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: Kate's knowledge of dirty old men is about to get reconfirmed and added to with a watcher.

For Want of a Photo (Kate/Gibbs) [PG]
Spoilers: None
Summary: For lack of a photo of her dream, Kate takes to drawing the details from her mind.

Ignorance and Bliss (Kate/Gibbs) [PG-13]
Spoilers: Season 1
Summary: Eyes don't kid, not when you're in love.

Levels of Insanity (Kate/Gibbs) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: Gibbs must be going insane, he's managed to hold back for a whole hour - but it doesn't last much longer than that...
Notes: Sequel to Random

Practice Session (Gibbs/Kate) [PG-13]
Spoilers: None
Summary: Take takes a time out during a search to get in some motherly practice.

Random (Kate/Gibbs) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: Kate's bad week turns out to be completely unexpected.

Second Chances (Kate/Gibbs) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: Two days after their night in the middle of nowhere, Gibbs takes Kate back to have a chat, but ends up repeating their encounter and making their situation a little worse.
Notes: Sequel to Shivers

Shivers (Kate/Gibbs) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: One cold night, two sleeping bags, four NCIS agents and busted car. Gibbs puts himself in an uncomfortable position that turns out to be the best thing he could possibly experience!

The Taste Test (Gibbs/Kate) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: Honeydust wasn't meant to tast this good.

The Uniform (Gibbs/Kate) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: Uniforms can be such a turn on.

Try It On (Kate/Gibbs) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: Kate tries on her bikini only to get an unexpected visit.

What and Where (Gibbs/Kate) [PG-13]
Spoilers: None
Summary: If only DiNozzo hadn't started asking questions!

Stargate SG-1
SG-1 was the first fandom I went looking for stories for, this is were I found out what fanfiction was and even tried it myself (eventually). It wasn't the first fandom I wrote in, but it was the first place I found out stories by fans. I also discovered I went for the rarest of pairings most of the time. Jack/Janet being my favourite one and there's even a snippet of that relationship in my Janet/Jonas story (does anyone else think I have a thing for 'J's?).
Whereas SG-1 wasn't my first fanfiction story, it was my first smut story. Or at least smut inclusive story. Though I have to confess that I even had to have help with that, I was embarrassed to say the least and it took a very close friend who didn't even know the fandom to help me out.
There is no look into my head on this one, seems no one willing to write a manifesto follows this craze. Not really shocking!

My first story in this section was: Poseidons Paradise

Cause and Effect (Jack/Janet) [NC-17]
Spoilers: None
Summary: From one sticky situation to another.

Isokas Gift (Janet/Jonas) [PG-13]
Spoilers: Season 6
Summary: Janet takes a trip off world to help a helpless the natives of the world and gets much more than she bargained for, her life is about to take a whole knew direction and everyone in the galaxy will want a part of it.

Poseidons Paradise (Jack/Janet) [NC-17]
Spoilers: Season 8 - Heroes
Summary: Jack returns home to find someone in his home that he never thought he'd see again, now he must help them out of the system and into a whole new life.

Harry Potter
Onto the first fandom I attempted to write for. I was completely addicted to Harry Potter when I discovered it, which I admit was not when the books started appearing on shelves. It was actually recommended to me at the age of 19, by a woman who was no less than 60 years old. But hey, I love reading and I got a hold of the first book and addiction was born. I always believed Harry should get someone who understood him and Hermione was always there for him, so the pairing fit like a glove to me, always will. That and Hermione and Ron's bickering got on my nerves. I was a little disappointed by the end of the story, but hey, what can you do.
Though for some reason, I had to write a stupid story in here before moving onto other fandoms. Perhaps it was that stupidity that put me off writing more here.

My first story in this section was: Mark of Ingravesco

The Mark of Ingravesco (Harry/Hermione) [PG-13]
Spoilers: Alternate Book 7
Summary: Harry's life is about to turn upside, and his lonsome family growing quickly. But will he survive the end of his school year?

The Sugar Quills (Harry/Hermione) [PG]
Spoilers: None
Summary: Hermione's on the front line trying to attract specific attention to find her missing boyfriend.

If you've made it this far and you're still awake, tell me... What could possibly be in my eye to explain this?

Meme!

2008-11-11T17:03:07Z

Tagged by xfirefly9x

Tag 8 people to do this quiz & those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this game by sending it to other people.

01. What's the last DVD you watched?
Disney’s Dinosaur

02. What are you wearing at the moment?
Jeans, a top that says “Same nightmare, Different day” and a sleeveless tunic.

03. Who is your favourite writer?
I have so many!

04. What is your favourite scent?
Mint, I know I’m weird, don’t spread it around.

05. What's that one movie you can watch over and over again and never get tired of?
Disney’s Dinosaur! Which is why it’s the last thing I watched.

06. What do you drink the most?
Coke Zero and water

07. Is there a useless thing that you cannot brace yourself to throw out?
Oh many, but the best thing has to be my Rubix Cube – hours of fun until I get frustrated with it and use a website to solve it :)

08. What is your occupation? What do you do there?
Administrator, I log piece parts used to repair electrical, computer and motor units. Fun huh!

09. What did you want to be when you grew up?
Someone’s mother – guess I did that a few times over!

10. What are your favorite song(s) of the moment?
Mika, Love Today

11. Which characters are overrated?
All of them? None of them? What sort of question is this?

12. What 3 people would you invite to dinner?
Erm, three people I get along with... my husband, sister and step mum – best conversations and they’re all cheeky buggers.

13. What is your current desktop?
Atlantis.

14. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
A crazy Aussie with too many plot bunnies!

15. What are you afraid of?
Thunder.

16. Where would you love to go on your next holidays?

17. What are you into right now?
Well correcting people’s bad grammar and stupidly worded questions for one. What am I “into”? Come on!!

18. What did you do today?
I went shopping, so I ache right now!

19. What do you want?
When? Where? Specify?

20. What should you be doing right now?
Making headers for snowbunny22 - who better figure out the answers to someone of these questions and explain them to me.

21. What's the meaning behind your LJ username/name/nicknames you go by?
Heimdall is the Norse god who used to guard the gates of Asgard. He never slept, which back before I had kids, I never did. I used to be up ridiculously late chatting to friends until they kicked me off. They gave me the nickname way back when and I added the “e” in the middle so it was sort of the modern day electronic Heimdall. It just sorta stuck!

Tag: 1of1, allie_sheppard, angelsdee, dontwantmeback, geonncannon, jadestrick, kymscrazy, entropynchaos & snowbunny22

Shivers (Kate/Gibbs) [NC-17]

2008-09-15T18:16:47Z

Title: Shivers
Author: Heimedall (Larkin)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kate/Gibbs
Genre: PWP
Spoilers: None
Summary: One cold night, two sleeping bags, four NCIS agents and busted car. Gibbs puts himself in an uncomfortable position that turns out to be the best thing he could possibly experience!

Unbeta'd
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