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Introducing: Flucker
Ruin your Vitamix with xanthan gum
Oct 26, 2025
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Tastes Like Cancer
(And potato salad.)
Jul 21, 2025
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Cooking with Dom DeLuise
The dream of the ‘90s is alive and portly
Apr 29, 2025
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I Regret to Announce that I Cannot Stop Eating the Shaq Gummies
I have the blood sugar of a very large, very tall man.
Jan 23, 2025
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Turkey Bacon for Teetotalers
Get organized this New Year by mechanically separating your meats.
Jan 7, 2025
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Homemade Pasta Is Easy When You Have Three Hands
The Haterade Mailbag returns against all odds and most wishes.
Oct 7, 2024
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Turns Out, Nobody Needs A Restaurant Critic
The Haterade diss track
May 2, 2024
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Introducing: Barbecue Running Gel
It's time to smoke the competition.
Feb 29, 2024
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How to Garnish
Instructions on making (and becoming) a Silly Goose
Jan 12, 2024
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It's Okay to Be a Mediocre Cook
The Mitt Romney salmon is good, actually.
Sep 30, 2023
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Divorce Licorice
Introducing: the salmiakki blood pressure cuff
Jun 3, 2023
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Tiny Hot Dogs for the Modern Man
Introducing: Smoke Sheaths
Nov 29, 2022
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