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Email address for humans: halfshellvenus at livejournal dot com My fiction pages: Supernatural Gen, Supernatural Slash, Prison Break Gen, Prison Break Slash, Other (Random-Fandom) Fiction, Misc Original Fiction, LJ Idol Season 8, LJ Idol Exhibit A, LJ Idol Exhibit B Please do not translate my stories into other languages. However, if you'd like to podfic anything, feel free and then please drop me an IM! I'm probably older than you. I'm a wife, a mother, and a worker bee. Fanfic was my biggest vice for years, but now I mainly blog and do creative writing for LJ Idol. I have many television loves, especially shows involving drama, snark, and/or offbeat comedy. Most don't become fandoms, but you never know what'll take hold. A stray drabble offering or comment-fic story can kick off all sorts of things. I read and write both Gen and Slash fanfic, depending upon the character and movie/show. I've written over 100 stories for each of the Prison Break and Supernatural fandoms, as well as stories for many others. Thanks to LJ Idol, I also have a decent assortment of original works as well. Links to all my fic pages are off the main page. I also read a lot of actual books, especially mysteries and YA stories. Between the gym, my bedside, and the around-the-house book, I'm typically reading several things in parallel. As you do. Anyone who wishes to may "friend" me, and if we have similar interests (and your journal is in a language I can read!), I'll most likely friend you back. I enjoy discussion! And thinky thoughts. And randomness. Please feel free to comment and participate. :D Testimonial: "you would not believe the things halfshellvenus can do with one prompt, two brothers, and a hundred words. uncanny." tsuki_no_bara Supernatural banner by morgansslave PrisonBreak banners both by lady_iz ~~*~~ My scratchpad for other good LJ comms to remember ~~*~~ Writing comms: 1character, 1fandom, 1sentence, sixlittlewords, 15_minute_fic, tentinyfandoms Supernatural: spn_christmas, spn_halloween, spn_outsidepov, spn_prompts, unsung_hunters, spn_harlequin Prison Break: _prisonbreak, hold_my_pocket, pbficexchange (defunct), prison_details Other: 24_fanfic, 24_ficlets, crim_int_fans, lawandorderfic, reaperfic, reaper_tv, daisies_fanfic, daisy_pushers, thepiehole, trekslash My rating
60s rock
arrested development
badtz maru
bartok
better off ted
bicycling
boov
boykissing
buffy
burn notice
chuck
chuck bartowski
chuck/casey
craig ferguson
crazy-walter-the-cow-keeping-scientist
cycling
cymraeg
dead like me
dexter
die hard 4 slash
douglas adams
dr horrible
fanfiction
fringe
futurama
grunge rock
hedgies
hiking
hindemith
house m.d.
hugh jackman
hurt locker
impressionists
iron man
janacek
jasper fforde
john/matt
justified
khachaturian
kirk/spock
kiss kiss bang bang
led zeppelin
local hero
luther
martinu
monet
nirvana
nowhere man
oregon
patricia mckillip
penguins
pike dexter
portlandia
prison break
prokofiev
pushing daisies
ravel
reaper
robert downey jr
running
sam and dean
sam/dean
satire
shostakovich
slash
smekday
snark
soundgarden
stephen colbert
sudoku
supernatural
surrealism
t.s. eliot
the cascades
the lost room
the simpsons
the winchesters
tony/rhodey
violin
wales
white collar
wincest
writing
needtakehave
Need, Take, Have
naught
Jonny Nowhere
heart shaped promises...
hazelwindows
Thea
Maybe It Isn't Just Me
kiszonykot
fox
Fox
sadelyrate
...Life is but a Dream...
king_of_apathy
Philosophical_Frog
An Idiot Abroad
asher63
Book of Days: asher63
aspensnow
my perfect verse is just a lie
lolaslaughter
silver_chipmunk
Silver Chipmunk Chatter
m_malcontent
The only things holding us back are fear and good judgement!
i_love_freddie
Silver
Silver's Corner
_sin_attract
Rachel
My Crazy Ramblings
erinrua
ErinRua
kittydesade
Jaguar
Sister Salvation
kitegirl24
Ashley
Chasing Wind
firefly124
firefly_124
firefly's musings
xo_kizzy_xo
Kizzy
cheesegeese
Cheese's confinement
sxeraven
Raven
For the Love of the Game
miss_begonia
blossom with an attitude
The Strangest of Places
eboniorchid
Lifestyles of the Strange and ~D
maygra
aliquid stat pro aliquo
Maygra's Musings
d0gs
pixel_0
Pix
Slip of the Keys
fiddleyoumust
Ice-T: an actor, also a refreshing beverage
It's ferret genderswap tentacle porn.
callmetofu
Callmetofu
alycewilson
through the looking glass
thistle_verse
her brain is crowded and tastes like sex!
She Who Dithers
thelalaprincess
where i live
dancing_ghost
Nicki
dancing with a ghost
vyperdd
iamstealthyone
fire bad, tree pretty
malinaldarose
Athelas K. Weed
They Say I'm A Swan
imogen_blue
i am the terror that quacks in the night!
Oh Good. My Dog Found The Chainsaw.
rosie_spleen
Rosie
life's a beach
anemone58
Kaz
Saving the world, one Townie at a time
romankate
Kate
Kate Roman
lady_iz
Izzie
The Land of Iz
master_chatnoir
Chat Noir
"The space that's in between insane and insecure"
gekizetsu
IDK, my BFF Jared Leto?
signs of life
jocosa
SeaGal
ariss_tenoh
Ariss Tenoh
Lessons in Escapology
octavia_b
ruby_jelly
riverotter1951
taleanea
Talea Nea
jetpants
search for jet pants
the truth, even if it didn't happen
tru2myart
Giver of Free Hugs and World Dancer
Changing the world...
accrues
i'm chris, not dustin (bella)
for what it's worth i always aim to please, but i nearly died
clair_de_lune
Clair de Lune
Au clair de la lune...
leighm
Leigh
conuly
Grand High Supreme and Mighty Empress Connie
Ramblings of a Conuly
dazoa78
Roy Lee
dawnstarrising
celtic_forest
Celtic_Forest
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
foenix
Esme Grey
Patently Fabulous
jeanne_therese
Jeanne Thérèse
🌹✞ La petite pucelle ✞🌹
azephirin
abi z
slide down the surface of things
sorrelchestnut
Sorrel, the artist formerly known as goddessleila
three-dimensional side-effects of a two-dimensional universe
fairy69version2
Fairy69 v2.0
From One Crazy to Another
esorlehcar
I'm beginning to dislike the man with the whip
documenting sordid little scenes in living color
jadedone2many
Jade
~*Pieces of Me*~
cathexys
i am not young enough to know everything
effervescent
meandering
♥ Kerri ♥
pinstripe_bindi
a california yankee in king cake's court
A California Yankee in King Cake's Court
one_raido
Chris
Moving forward . . .
unmowngrass
whispers in the wind
trueshellz
Shellz
cislyn
Cislyn
Desperate Acts of Ego
claire_chan
Claire
Claire's LiveJournal
spilledink562
Spilled Ink
Coffee & Hate
lossfound
rob flaws
lady_bird
Tracey
one_time_pad
Null
miriad
Miria
as far away from the darkness as we can get
hmmm_tea
Owen Barritt
The Cheerful Insanity of Me
moongardens
Gillyflower, ginger, gromwell spray, with peonies powdered in between
thehighwaywoman
jelly babies to manual
linda3m
LindaM
Death to Videodrome! Long Live the New Flesh!
ragdoll
Soufflé Girl Wannabe
Days of Whine & Neuroses
serena64
Serena64
liminal_space
The tumbleweed is my spirit animal
pasteldarling
♆ Sailor Neptune ♆
primadonna girl yeah
beldar
An Arthur Dent waiting to happen
Brother Beldar's Digital Devival
r3ading_emory
Anonymous Source
The Big Sick sad
__tiana__
Tiana
I would give my life to save you
kickthehobbit
Jenn
It didn't work, and now I smell like a tart. A *fruit* tart.
count_libido
Cynical Cyanide
tightropegirl
Tightrope Walker
kiraboshi
kira!
a beautiful disaster
webgirluk
*~ Katy ~*
Welcome to the world of Webgirluk
girlguidejones
This is not the journal you are looking for.
bemycasualty
watching_ships
Elizabeth
quincykat
visualize whirled peas
p_m_cryan
Patty Cryan
Patty Cryan's Blog
kazzy_cee
Karen
The word
cookielaura
Laura
Cookie Love
lampshade_days
Kimberley
Wit shall not go unrewarded while I am king of this country.
taxidryer
Stranger?
Hello, Stranger
obeetaybee
never trust a big butt and a smile
o b e e t a y b e e
killabeez
Killa
Resisting Everything but Temptation
zora_sourit
pheebs1
Pheebs1
Greetings and salutations
poliphilo
Tony Grist
Eroticdreambattle
runedgirl
I'm Mulder, She's Scully
She's Mulder - I'm Scully
misfitmanor
dis_inclined
Sarah
Do not fear death so much...
fairyd123
Teardrops
huggenkiss
Little Australian Bundle Of Delightful Joy
Of Clouds And Lollipops
realpestilence
Goblin Market
i_17bingo
Jack Murphy
nyyhoneybee
Caryn
The Lion Sings Tonight....
elanurel
cinderella undercover
dotfic
getting the chocolate in the peanut butter
sometimes you need a story
i_smell_apples
Sally
I should be so lucky
ontheroad2human
There and Back Again
tuesdaeschild
Maz (or foxxy!)
pen_name
It's a Pen Name
Pen Name
spikesgirl58
It's All Good!
flamebyrd
Flamebyrd
Random Thoughts
calzephyr77
Calzephyr
Got to be birds flying higher
deborahkla
Все и Вся / Everyone & Everything
wneleh
Helen W.
Helen W.'s Journal
electricnight
Andrea M.
Frozen History 7
lrig_rorrim
lriG rorriM
Reflections
zianuray
Zia Nuray
Babble
etherealflaim
whosjeebus
Mitochondrial Eve
welcome to who-topia
chemm80
Like Dr. Jekyll and Donna Reed
aeroport_art
aeroport art
talon
Sean
Dai Stihó
pheint
huntress69
The Huntress
Huntress' Rants
jasmasson
Jas Masson
Loretta
Confessions of a Shopaholic
anyonesghost
Didn't want to be
jj_j0nes
roguebitch
The Rogue Bitch.
legalmoose
Moose
Of Moose And Men
sweetmeow
Wendy
Wendy's Sweet Meows
static_abyss
fall down. get dirty.
over the mountains of the moon, down the valley of shadow
lissa_bear
Are we back to hos over bros?
What is it, Sebastian? I'm arranging matches.
blue_by_you
Anois Blue
Rain With A Chance of Sun Breaks
suesniffsglue
...but in the mud and scum of things, there always, always something sings
desertport
Port
Port of Call
yachiru
blink
dateline nbc for ochre jellies
errant_jane
Elizah Jane
When life hands you lemons, slash them with limes
mcsassypants
Quiet but effective
rayaso
anthrogeeke
Anthrogeeke (Brynnydd)
Ramblings of an Unwell Subconscious
crimson_adder
sarah
safety scissors and glitter
winterweathered
pixiebelle
Kristen
frostian
slightly left of center
colleenish
just an earthbound misfit
dmousey
musings of madness
jolietjones
Old enough to know better.......
karmasoup
A Karmic Sandbox
Cosmic Karma
lilycobalt
With grace in your heart and flowers in your hair
A mirror, so silver, so exact
heliokleia
THE ABSOLUTE POSSIBILITY OF A DEFINITE MAYBE
parenthetical
(parenthetical)
jenniferkaos
Jennifer
Jennifer's Daily Thoughts
liberateourtime
dr. henry killinger
an anti-social anarchist dyslexic so and so
ljidolvillian
I have met the enemy, he is a rogueish chap. Seems familiar somehow.
lady_shain
Shaina
Mental Gymnastics
blazeorfade
BlazeorFade
stringinilover
StringiniLover's Journal
fannishliss
mysterylady_tx
ohelectricshock
lexyback
Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet
singswithtrees
She Who Laughs
Running With the Wind
Say Wha...?
eighth_horizon
bbq's fic journal
als_wonderland
Als_Wonderland
Ramblings and Musings
sistabro
killer robots made me do it
themysteriousg
Poop stories and other facts...
n3m3sis42
Lose 10 Pounds of Ugly Fat... Cut Off Your Head.
medleymisty
Behind the Valley
iwouldbegood
counting sheep again
agirlnamedluna
Awesomely creepy
Luna
murielle
Murielle
Home Sweet Home
season_changing
A Season's Changing
suckyfucky
Owen Grady
♥ Baby
1000tinythings
A thousand tiny things I have done...
acostilow
The Grammarian about whom your mother warned you.
Going Down the Rabbit Hole
flipmontigirl
outside, I cursed the birds and the sugar sky
blowing smoke and talking wind
openmoments
Ams
& then he said.
canadaphile
ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ AM&A ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
Mystery & Crafts Enthusiast
fourfreedoms
the reluctant lobotomist
Full Frontal Nerdity
wendy
I can read Sam's mind
follow the road that leads away from everything
audrarose
is there protein powder in this margarita?
it's a metaphor.
dsrmousey
alexpgp
AlexPGP
AlexPGP's Corner
fidgety
uranium-235
Prayers For Rain
oxymoron67
sweeny_todd
Vice Captain of the Universe
Everything I know I learnt at Henching School
nancrevolution
dreamlittleyo
She Writes for the Users
beascarpetta
Words Right Out Of My Mouth
crisp_sobriety
jeza_jezaro
Ah, screw it. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.
favoritebean
Your Favorite Bean
misfitmama17
Misfit Mama
Dear Phoenix . . .
java_fiend
Brain Droppings
thanatoseve
The Quintessential Idealist
Relinquish Dreams of Paradys
amazingamanda86
Amanda's Journal
badboy_fangirl
sassy, classy, and a bit smart-assy
Devotion to Fictional Characters
deadbeat_nymph
Deadbeat Nymph
minikin
Doodle Bug
Minikin's Journal
laser_radiation
She!Sam of the Real People
Wolfies only pretend to do naughty things
deirdre_c
Entendre? Make mine a double.
How can I measure up to anyone now after such a love as this?
viagra
A Hazy Black Ring
furzicle
rejeneration
hurricanes & heartaches
whether i weather
winterlive
danny
the race is not for the swift
unhobbityhobbit
Ah yes, quite a bunch of us, isn't it?
Everyone is my snugglebitch!
amodalie
Amodalie's Magic Box
detached9
Derek
porn_this_way
Pika the Brazen Ninja
blienky27
Rear Admiral Snuffleupagus, Esq.
If You're Still Free, Start Running Away
drjeff
Raoul Duke
What good is narcissism
emlynley
EM Lynley's LiveJournal Love Shack
witchofthedogs
When it is darkest, men see the stars.
One Nation Under Dog
mrstotten
Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart. ~William Wordsworth
pamalax
PamalaX
Pamala's Journal
alienmom
alienmom's cookie jar
strifechaos
Entertainment for the Masses
wrldpossibility
Wrldpossibility
ryl
Direst Ryl
A Note in the Great Symphony
jeyhawk
Jeyhawk!
lyssa027
Princess Lyssa Lovegood
Cowboys and Magic Cards
estelle
👸🏽 ¿ est elle lost in translation ?
"All bangers, all the time."
kira_may
Kira
And fangirls everywhere screamed nooooooooooo! Not the car!!
manue7a
nickelmountain
inchpinching
tee
similiesslip
archersangel
Just Another LiveJournal
invisible_girl
Anonymously Me
I'm Just A Fucked Up Girl...
elrhiarhodan
Obscene Circus Ponies and Other Massive Erections
emo_snal
Echidna Media Organization project S.N.A.L.
bleodswean
As Consciousness is Harnessed to Flesh
impoetry
Bee
2025 examples of grief related comedy
adoptedwriter
jlotheboov
J.Lo the Boov
Hello, Noble Human Savage!
motherlyclucker
the only sentimental thing I could think of
n3m3sis43
Lose 10 Pounds of Ugly Fat... Cut Off Your Head
brigid_tanner
Title Goes Here
ant3ka
And I Am Telling You
the_dark_snack
Don't call me "Dubby"!
Thought Bites - Tasty Tidbits from The Dark Snack...
hwango
dee_zigns
alien_writings
Writings from a Strange Mind
theun4givables
My first girlfriend turned into the moon
resounding_echo
she said mysteriously
the ability to be twenty five and act fourteen
beldarzfixon
mecx
MECX
alphaloria
establishing a place
tsuki_no_bara
cindy
worlds enough and time
morrigan716
Morrigan
Ms. Cellophane
mdlaw
dadi
Dagmar
As I count my blessings
quiltingdragon
Becky
The Dragon Chronicles
pathofthebear
destina
Destina
Concordia Discors
inteus_mika
Long Story Short . . .
chapter_stork
Viva
I Think It Was the Trousers
monotonygirl
It takes a lot
scarlett_o
So raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways
stonedhippie
Daisy
musings of an elder millennial
memphis86
Sorrow, iPads and Ponies.
Bloody your hands on a cactus tree.
joyfulgirl41
Joyfulgirl
I will go in this way And find my own way out
chickyoops
Sofie
Sofie's Fishbowl
xlovebecomesher
Hillary
She's Beautiful As Usual ...
eternal_ot
Teo Says
swanheart
witchwife
melissaisdown
Life is sad. Here is someone.
l0retta
loretta
gigglingkat
Kat
Don't Go Off Alone. We've Seen That Movie. It Doesn't End Well.
locknkey
the key of the day and the lock of the night
"How come you always get 'Mouth Herpes'?" - sublimatedangel
clex_monkie89
BEWARE OF JENMAR.
Jenmar - Really hot Freddy Krueger.
iamthesunset
healingyesteryear
Still hungover from the life before...
sargraf
Sar
kandigurl
Your Face
shimmerdream
tatjna
Tactical Ninja
gretazreta
Greta
It's like staring into the Sun
brynwulf
post-apocalypse shenanigans
Post-Apocalyptic Shenanigans
gravi_girl123
Jace
It's not the way I meant to be
gilda_elise
Gilda Elise
modestmaya
Maya-Jade
LJ'ing it since 2001 Dudes!
ravengirl
not always right, but often not wrong
not for naught:
whereupon
all the poetry, and the trunk you kept your life in
iamkipalan
Kip
Loner. Rebel.
amaziingleigh
black_regalia
Black Regalia
engineblock
every breath is a victory.
the engine block; the start and stop.
brynspikess
Dea Brynhild Ensomhet
Some kind of temporary sanity...
embroiderama
a rearranger of the proverbial bookshelf
Embroidering the Truth
jlynnaz30
I'm a woman, phenomenally...
sierra_foxx
Former wild child of the 80's
The Foxx Files...
mooyoo
Everyone is normal until you get to know them...
itsjustc
C.x
C's Journal
uselesstinrelic
dhvana
Unsupervised children will be used as bait.
Dimensions of Dhvana
velithya
Vel'ithya Tevriel
Fallen Angels
mara_snh
Mara
Pinned & Wriggling On The Wall
digitalwave
Digitalwave's Digital Dreams
certainthings
michelle
certain things
janissa11
Emland
kattidya
Mii- Mii
She went mad so we shot her and buried her at the outback
colls
Swedish for "Smith"
aadler
Aadler
On All My Motions
alcippe
Alcippe
The Hypersigil
passing_through
Nothing to see here.
kathrynrose
blahblahblah, whatever
The State of the Kate
muchtooarrogant
Dan
Aimless Ramblings
tyrical
A Life Lived Gracefully
skywardprodigal
a princess of now
soaring
nodressrehersal
And you may ask yourself: Well, how did I get here?
thelana
The Good, The Bad and The Lana
ellinou
Elise
Hello, darkness, my old friend
sare
s a r e
★sare★
happywriter06
happy is as happy does
i have something to say.
jensi08
Musings of Me
drayke_
Ewan MacLeod
Drayke's Rant
caffienekitty
CaffieneKitty
CaffieneKittySpace
noodledays
the middle of the road's fine with no cars around
dogpaddlin, enjoying the view
x_jessicah
J.M.B.
The Chronicles of H
rock_dinosaur
Michael Laing
Where have all the Hot Goth Babes gone?
beeker121
Rebecca
gratefuladdict
'tis so much joy
peterb
Peter
Peter's Journal
joeymichaels
Joey Tiberius Michaels
This is the Journal of Joey Michaels
jobunches
~Jojo~
Mrs. Jo Bunches
marlawentmad
whipchick
I Do Words
prog_schlock
I Am Not A Number
swirlsofblue
vintage_owls
Amber
You can't erase the tragedy <3
lilmissmagic71
A Herculean Will...
chanchitoslash
Chanchito's Slash Fiction
reckless_blues
fiery_fox2
Haven of the Muses
bringing_words
msgenevieve
Genevieve
the vague musings of an osmosis girl
pingback_bot
foxsong
Foxsong
barefoot in the garden
kronette
Kronette
There's a loneliness that only exists in one's mind - F. Scott Fitzgerald
dc_longwing
unperfectwolf
null
lolersk8z
Jess
A Journal.
jake67jake
Meandering Musings
xo_purity_ox
Swan Song
sunouttomorrow
penpusher
First Think, THEN Ink.
tidal_race
aebon
Filthy Impetuous Soul
gobbolina
Huff Puff
Dream a little Dream of Me
irreparable
Ennui in Suburbia
Irreparable
weesta
Weesta
Do You Really Want to Know?
oncedjulio
This too shall pass
kajel
Kelly
Dreams of Fantasy, Echoes of Reality
dearpeterxoneal
paintitblack
Rally
Four wheels and a 3SGTE..
grail76
John Louis
Yes, I know I'm terrible.
fourzoas
I Don't Want the World
ellison
Ellison
Animal Geek Extraordinaire
montmorency
Montmorency