(to be taken with a grain of salt)

Dear God,
I know I haven't exactly been the best of your children, what with not praying to you and all.
Sorry about that.
But if you're up there listening, please please let me have gotten a good PSAT score.
I would do anything for one.
Including take up religion.

Okay thank you.
You're the best. I love you.

Love ya,
halfday

P.S. A completed research essay falling from the sky may be too much to ask, but I'm just putting that out there. In case you feel you have some spare time.