well, that's just all jacked the fuck up.

on a scale of one to ten, i would give today a nice negative five at the outset. and it's not even ten am. i've lost a chloe story that i wrote - stupid motherfucking ms works - and unless my beta has part six of contract i may take it as a sign from god to quit while i'm ahead. did i mention the insomnia? knew there was a reason i shouldn't have tried to clean up my act.

not all is bad, though. there are some absolutely brilliant things in my life, example: my mates. i'd like to thank:

- tina, who not only bought me the lex luthor action figure, but a jeff buckley shirt. i heart you babe.
- spasticat for british books and vampire movies.
- bonibaru for her brilliant h/d vid for my birthday.
- lexcorp_hope for her wicked lex vid, she just knows me wayyy too well.
- ethrosdemon and impudent_rabbit for their insane lex/eminem collaboration. part one. part two.
- impudent_rabbit for her most excellent, sadistic, yet woobie-filled marcus/oliver fic.

thanks y'all. when i blow up the world, i'll make sure there's space for you in the bunker.