None. It's not my thing. Sorry, bb. Or. I am gonna get there. Eventually. Or. It's not out in my country. That blows.
65(24.0%)
One. Once was plenty dude.
56(20.7%)
Two. Once to go WTF and the second to go "Ohhhh"
91(33.6%)
Three. Details, bitches. It's about details.
40(14.8%)
Four. It's hot outside and there's AC and hot men and suits INSIDE
8(3.0%)
More than five. What? Do not sit in judgement, I know your dirty past.
11(4.1%)
ETA: I edited the poll for the virgins, please vote again!
Recs Last (but not Least)
These are all Arthur/Eames. I am not even going to front otherwise. Those of you who know me saw this the second Tom Hardy walked on the screen. *winks at random_flores
(in alphabetical order)
1. Dull Boy by sparky77. Despite whatever bias I may have in sparky77's favour I am recommending this not because it's her, but because she writes some of the best banter you will ever be fortunate enough to read. Besides who doesn't love it when the phrase "Fuck off and die" shows up in a story?
2. Equilibrium by atomicskull. Arthur and Eames have a past, this much is evident, but what it is is up to the author to decide. This is one option. Also, I don't like cats, but a female cat called James Bond is kinda awesome.
3.Little Sport by th_esaurus. First of all I have to say thank fuck for c-n-p because for the life of me I can't spell "thesaurus" properly. Okay I did there, but that's like one time out of twenty. I digress. This is another story of how Eames and Arthur met, but it's also about wooing and snakes and how sometimes things just end.
4.save lay my rifle down by queendombythe_c. After I finished this story I didn't know whether to laugh or cry (at how fucking awesome it is). Eames, Yusuf, Ariadne and Arthur steal paintings from the Louvre. It's easier than the Vatican. Even though there are no stolen penises (for real). And there are pigs. I like pigs. R.I.P. Max.
5.Sharp Dressed Man by annundriel. I equate nice clothes with porn and sometimes the only thing better than getting someone undressed... is getting them dressed. I really hope Mr. Nolan includes this in the outtake reel ;-)
6.too much like the world we're stuck in by anowlinsunshine. I don't want to spoil the premise, but the opening line will tell you exactly where this story is going and even if you think you know, you really don't. Lyrical and heart-breaking. Eames, you are so my favorite.
7.You're in a Maze by andrealyn. This is one of the first Arthur/Eames stories I read, if not the first. It's about Ariadne, and about Arthur and Eames, but what I most remember about it is the turquoise flower. I love that goddamn flower :D
Art Rec: mouthsopen has manips here. The Talib one I have already showcased in my Inception picspam. The cigar one. That is currently listed as story #5 in my WIP braintrust. Ask maurheti
If you enjoy the stories, please let the authors know.