4. Gossip Girl, i.e the Chuck & Blair show is back on tonight. Please note that a) I keep mistyping Blair as Blaise. b) Chuck is love* Fucked up, irrational, possessive, supremely kitted out love c) The shoes on this show make me want to kidnap the wardrobe designer and d) Lt Spiers from Band of Brothers is playing Dan's dad.
*It appears that Chuck has united ethrosdemon and I back into the same fandom. Small children run in fear.
Also, for those who are on the fence about Gossip Girl, I'd just like to say that all the boys think they should be sleeping with each other. And they'll tell you about it!. I am not pondering Chuck/Nate/Dan. No, really I'm not. Oh, who am I fucking kidding. That would be epically awesome. Whatever would I call it?
I think Lewis Black sums it up quite nicely, "A father and two sons run Adelphia cable company and they take from the company a billion dollars. A billion. What were they gonna do? Start their own space program?! Let's send the monkey to Mars, dad!... What amazes me is that the people that knew that they did this didn't rise as one and slay them."