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There have been some covert rumblings among me and mine about what my RPS project for the summer will be. Last summer it was the Incredibly True Adventures... The year before it was Star Wars RPS. Before that... you get the point. So, I said to myself (actually to antheia and serialkarma and sparky77), 'Self, who is the most deserving of them all? Who do I have no morals for or about? Who is The Man above all men, who is political and smart and savvy and has really really nice clothing and didn't want to show his ass the other day?

GEORGE CLOONEY

I think we are all well aware of my love-love relationship with George. We won't even need to start talking about Ari-n-George, because, well, really. But I think this summer shall be something special. Something about George. And Bradley. And Matthew. That's right, kids. It's OT3 time.

Or as I just e-mailed antheia and ethrosdemon:

The best thing about this story that I am never going to write (TM), which will prolly be some random series like K's Color of Wheat or The Incredibly True Adventures is that I can clearly write off reading about Matt's new project as research. George is so proud of Matt for taking a nice political project that there was some really awesome sex that night. Unlike Brad, who's is ON NOTICE for his shenanigans. Knocking up Mother Jolie and whatnot. Shameful behaviour!

So, you know, you got links? You got gossip? You got some random George/Brad/Matt factoid that you just *know* will make this RPS crack the crackiest crack that ever did crack? Post it here. Link me up. This is Ground Zero.


[sidebar: Does anybody have any Teddy Thompson to share with the class?]

P.S. Save the Boom Boom Room George and Brad!

P.P.S. If you notice the amount of links here growing exponentially it's for research purposes, yo.