The gender of liquor or why Whiskey is a man but vodka is just vodka.
serialkarma and I have been relaying our experiences with whiskey to issaro, who is somewhat confused as to why we continually refer to whiskey as 'he', like it's a person. To which we say it's not about the gender, but because whiskey has personality. Because drinking whiskey is a relationship. And because you don't just drink you whiskey, you experience it. It does shit to you. Just ask all those singers and songwriters.To these ends I've been asked to post this poll, because I reckon I'm not the only person who has a whole genre on her iPod called 'Drinking'. So.
Beer is...
Male
73(63.5%)
Female
11(9.6%)
Divine. Pass the church key.
31(27.0%)
Vodka is...
Male
12(10.4%)
Female
57(49.6%)
Best when served with cranberry juice.
46(40.0%)
Whiskey, apart from being the real reason for this poll, is
Most definitely male. I know because he's fucked me quite a bit
79(70.5%)
Female. She's fucked me quite a bit
9(8.0%)
The reason for drinking in the first place.
24(21.4%)
My favourite drink is...
I recommend XXX brand of whiskey/vodka/beer because...
Here, I will tell you in comments about why you should never drink XXX ...