I was going to ask for an icon for this photo, because Narcissa Cate Blanchett is the most beautifullest woman in the world (except for Rosario Dawson), but instead I think I will just look at it every five seconds. In my quest to pretend that this day hasn't been happening since 4am I bring you a poll... I know you people love polls.
There seem to be a lot of people on my list who are engaged to be married. Personally, I am...
Single, bioytch! Wanna go out some time?
140(59.6%)
Married and I love it. You're all jealus.
26(11.1%)
Divorced, yo. One is the best number.
8(3.4%)
I pay no attention to these heteronormative states. 60% of all marriages end up divorce anyway.
28(11.9%)
I've got a partner and you don't nah nah...
14(6.0%)
I use an escort service. (please leave the number in the comments)
3(1.3%)
Other (I will tell you about my harem and the wonders of polygamy)
16(6.8%)
I have been told it is gauche to drink alone. Have you heard this before?
Yes, and I agree.
20(8.6%)
Yes, and it's utter bollocks.
141(60.5%)
Where the fuck did that come from?
41(17.6%)
Never heard it. You need new friends mate.
31(13.3%)
I have been told it is wrong to drink before happy hour (say around 5pm). I...
Agree.
7(3.0%)
Disagree
25(10.7%)
It's always happy hour somewhere in the world.
125(53.6%)
Stop hanging out with Americans. They're the only ones who believe such filthy lies.
57(24.5%)
*hiccup* What?
19(8.2%)