Check out the impressive numbers.
Weeks holiday cards have been sitting on table, collecting dust: 4
Number of cards done: 0
Number of cards sent: 0
Percent of Xmas shopping done: 60
Percent more in debt now than this time last week: 25
Percent of
yuletide story done: 0
Number of pots and pans that need to be done: too many
Number of hangovers thanks to
shoewhore: 1 -- but it's very persistent
Number of times listening to 'City of Blinding Lights' in Borders: 3
Number of times whipped with wet noodle for missingmeret's birthday: 16 -- it broke.
Number of new phones acquired: 1 --serialkarma, you are forewarned.
Fear my skills.
Happy Belated Birthday to the generous and thoughtful,meret. I am sorry I'm a day late. Also, Happy Birthday to the very adorable and always so warm and giving tstar78. Many happy returns of the day to both ladies.
ETN:circe_tigana has written this fabulous story called Draco and the Not-Potter, which believe it or not had me reading H/D again. I know, contain your shock and awe, but really this is a lovely story. It reminds me of something silviakundera* would've written.
*Silvia, I still miss your punk-ass dreadfully.
Number of cards done: 0
Number of cards sent: 0
Percent of Xmas shopping done: 60
Percent more in debt now than this time last week: 25
Percent of
yuletide story done: 0Number of pots and pans that need to be done: too many
Number of hangovers thanks to
shoewhore: 1 -- but it's very persistentNumber of times listening to 'City of Blinding Lights' in Borders: 3
Number of times whipped with wet noodle for missing
meret's birthday: 16 -- it broke.Number of new phones acquired: 1 --
serialkarma, you are forewarned.Fear my skills.
Happy Belated Birthday to the generous and thoughtful,
meret. I am sorry I'm a day late. Also, Happy Birthday to the very adorable and always so warm and giving tstar78. Many happy returns of the day to both ladies.ETN:
circe_tigana has written this fabulous story called Draco and the Not-Potter, which believe it or not had me reading H/D again. I know, contain your shock and awe, but really this is a lovely story. It reminds me of something silviakundera* would've written. *Silvia, I still miss your punk-ass dreadfully.