This is what we call spammage. But fun spammage
In light of today's nominations OMGWTFPOLARBEARS, Inc. present:
Here on the island we believe you should get to vote for whomever for whatever whenever. Why? Cos it's going to be a long winter hiatus!
Hurley for Mayor
57(9.8%)
Walt for Treasurer
27(4.6%)
Locke for Ranger
38(6.5%)
Sun for Secretary of Health
33(5.7%)
Shannon for Social Director
32(5.5%)
Sawyer and Sayid for Men Most Lickworthy
55(9.5%)
The Polarbear for best OMGWTF!
50(8.6%)
Jack for Director of Need to STFU
39(6.7%)
Boone for Under Secretary (You know Under everybody)
55(9.5%)
Claire for Secretary of Sporadic Appearances
17(2.9%)
Claire's Unborn Baby for Secretary of the Interior
40(6.9%)
Locke for Department of Defense
32(5.5%)
Jin for Most Likely To Be Snacked Upon
25(4.3%)
Ethan Rom for Public Relations Chair
22(3.8%)
Sawyer and Sayid for Furthering International Relations with the cunning use of Sex!
60(10.3%)
We specialise all in kinds of positions around here!
Charlie for Director of Useless Discombobulations with a Heart of Heroin-Laced Gold
52(23.6%)
Hurley for Island President
42(19.1%)
Boone for Gay Lesbian Bisexual Alliance chair
61(27.7%)
Jack and Kate for the most obvious Adam & Eve symbolism
30(13.6%)
The French chick for Token Crazy Person
35(15.9%)
Add your other noms in here. The more the merrier and less likely to be used for polar bear food!