Random droppings

Five days ago I had the most wonderful fried cheese snack I've ever tasted. No cracks, no sloppy dough, just creamy, cheesy goodness.
My mom, she likes Star Wars. She even likes it more than me, which isn't that hard. :) But I've never would've taken my mom for a Star Wars fan.
Two days ago my mom revealed to me she was a witch. "You just wait and see," she told me. "You'll find out for yourself eventually." ... Find out what?
Last night I dreamed about an alien invasion. Giant cubes bombarded the earth turning humans invisible! This brought on chaos among our own ranks. Next up crates of beer from outer space crashed into our rivers, flooding our lands. As we stood and watched the aliens landed in giant sized toys! We were doomed...

We should be thankful for God's small gifts: tea bags with stapled strings. Say "NO" to evil adhesive counterparts!