Sergeant Major Melissa Mao

Mission 03

gunemdown — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 23:44:29 GMT

This book is seriously mislabeled. "How to be a Man." A book with that title shouldn't be five inches thick. Three rules: go after women, be disgusting, and have no self respect. Pretty much defines men. Could cover that on half a page.

Mission 02

gunemdown — Sat, 20 Nov 2010 14:46:00 GMT

[was sleeping peacefully in her bed even though it was now halfway up the wall]

Uh... [eyes flicker open and that breaks whatever it was that was keeping her in said bed, starts falling]

Waaah! What the hell is going on?! I'm on the wall?! How did my bed get on the wall?!

[manages to plant her feet on the foot board to keep from falling flat on her face before she jumps down to the floor and starts looking around]

You seriously drank too much last night, Sergeant Major. You're seeing things... There has got to be something in that beer that isn't in other stuff. [rubs at her head] This is insane.

Mission 01

gunemdown — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 21:07:51 GMT

What kind of cafeteria doesn't provide beer for the people eating there?! What kind of place is this? It's inhumane!