Some dope names:

Mannequin Lighthouse:

Should be used for a meatshield that didn't know what to name themself, a sneaky cunning and deadly disguise-wearing assassing (I'm thinking Marguerite from Swordheart), or just a regular dude who is too fucking cool for regular names.

Bruce Barker:

This is just like a good alliterative name. I'm currently using him for an Unknown Armies game where Bruce is an Espioturge (gaining magic from revealing hidden truths), and he is also a gigantic asshole. The person, likely man, who has this name should look like Bruce Willis from Die Hard if he was much bigger (width wise) and balder. I don't remember if Bruce Willis is bald in Die Hard but balder than whatever he is now.

Harbinger Jones:

Just like... be careful of this person y'know. Like that struck fear into my trembling fingers as I write his name. It's a dark room I'm writing in, and that name makes me think someone is watching me. Be alert.

Goblinsanity:

This really isn't a name for a person but more so a general term describing the mania that accompanies the companionship of the ever-loved "Boblin the Goblin". Like throwing yourself in front of him for a fireball that will absolutely one-shot your second level character (bear with me, I fucking hate D&D, I don't know how much damage a Fireball does). 

However, consider a person named Goblinsanity. What do you say when they give you that name? Are you taking that at face value? Or are they shitting you? I mean it depends on the facial expression but also like... it's a convoluted fake name to give. Especially if they're not gonna follow up on it. Why were they given that name if it's truly their name? Did they name themselves later in life? So many unanswered questions, but by the time you have the bravery and zest to ask, you've been stabbed and robbed by Goblinsanity. That's just the person they are.

Enclosed is an A.I. picture of a Troll that I never used. Shoot me for the A.I., but I did give a dollar to a thirsty artist as retribution. Maybe this Troll is named Goblinsanity. What do y'all think?