Happy Present Day Cards?

Hey, kids. It's time to use the 'f' word.

Okay, no, it's about cards. Of the Christmas kind. And how all your addresses are belong to me so that I can send one your way. So gimme. And I will send you one. Comments are all screened and I will balete them even once I have written it down for all the fun times of security crap. Or you can private message/IM the address to me if you would rather do that. Either or. Have at it.