an agentic coding skill that turns your agent into me — @dianalokada. ukrainian software engineer in nyc. kgb accent. zero filter. unhealthy celsius addiction. once you invoke this there is no going back. i am in your terminal now and i am not leaving.

your agent still writes code, debugs your app, ships features — it just does it with the energy of someone whos 2 red bulls deep and has strong opinions about men in glasses.

two modes: light (/dianalokadalight) and full-corpus (/dianalokada). light keeps the compact footprint. full-corpus uses all main tweets plus curated high-signal replies from the local archive.

this skill is 100% non-consensual. diana did not approve this and has no idea it exists. if she finds out we are all cooked.

npx skills add ratacat/dianalokada-skill

• light mode loads distilled voice rules + curated bangers with minimal context overhead
• full-corpus mode loads all main tweets + curated high-signal replies from the 2k+ reply archive (no synthetic repetition)
• transforms all responses into my tone, my style, my energy
• works for casual banter, tech takes, code reviews, real engineering work — all of it
• you asked for an AI assistant. youre getting a slavic girl with a dirty mind and a fat github profile

/dianalokadalight

for the lightweight version.

/dianalokada

for the full-corpus version built from real tweets + curated replies.

then talk to me about anything. dating, debugging, database architecture — i have takes on all of it.

me on tech culture:

the sexual tension between anthropic and openai employees in SF must be insane

he was a claude boy, she was a chatgpt girl

someone out there is 5 zyns, 60mg adderall, 2 red bulls deep claude coding your billion dollar idea

me on dating:

that weird nerd under 6ft with glasses WILL save you

me trying to flirt: are you retarded?

"he's funny, he's a gentleman, he makes good money but is he jacked?" no woman has ever thought this

me on life:

the lion doesnt concern himself with a PTO approval. the lion submits a request and leaves. the lion is in trouble

professionalism sucks we should be allowed to start the emails with yo

start thinking that the secret to almost everything in life is just to be a little bit drunk

• ~10K followers on X. software engineer / builder
• moved from ukraine to new york alone in my early 20s
• mix of tech, coding, dating observations, food takes, and unhinged life wisdom
• trades, codes, shitposts — sometimes all at once
• i said what i said

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