the clouds are painted red

Hey

gauge — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 01:13:10 GMT

sup.

remember me?

alcohol enthusiast

gauge — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 12:00:24 GMT

Some days, when there's bills to pay, apartments to find, work to be done, I hate being an adult.

And then I realize I can buy booze, and it's alright again.

Fuck yes, vodka.

I'm a fucking coloring book

gauge — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 23:13:52 GMT

S'up, faggots.

Did I mention I'm part tree?

/out

we call them fucking family with reason

gauge — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 19:20:11 GMT

THERE COMES AN IMPORTANT DAY IN EVERY WOMAN'S LIFE WHERE SHE MUST WONDER:

do I have enough metal in my body?

considering graduating to my eleventh piercing ~~nipple~~. Whatchu think?

too lazy for an edit

gauge — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 18:47:20 GMT

Oh, yeah.

This also pisses me off beyond reason and words.

Seriously, America?

Seriously?

/faith

My lap isn't big enough for both of you

gauge — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 18:42:07 GMT

Oh hey. I have one of these.

Two days until I'm no longer /wrist over Target. Who would have thought the place was such a hellhole. Huh.

I've decided I don't much like drunk airmen of any variety - specifically when I'm presently living with two. Their drunk comments were a bit more biting than usual, leaning toward the ugly variety.

Ex:
"Hey now, I didn't just play video games during high school - I was a varsity cheerleader and second varsity tennis player."
"/scoff, cheerleading is for the intellect rejects."
"My grade point could have said differently."
"So you were the ugly one, then."

>8| Faggot.

In other news, I have a new kitten. /end

just my luck

gauge — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 05:12:04 GMT

OF COURSE, when God is busy pelting me with lemons, he decides to give me limes, too.

I am now the very proud owner of a fairly expensive lap-warmer! That's right! It includes it's own camera, keyboard, various usb drives and MUCH, MUCH MORE. NOW FOR THE LOW PRICE OF ABSOLUTELY FUCKING USELESS.

story: once upon a time, a girl got a stupid Vista Antivirus 2010 trojan from a few cocksuckers. In the process of deleting it, the trojan went kamikaze and took out multiple programs and their associations with it - system restore included. now the girl has a virus-free laptop, but it does nothing but gleam tauntingly. THE END.

/wrists

PLUG PLUG PLUG PLUG

gauge — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:20:36 GMT

Adopted bastard baby jumpdrive and it is officially updated. Fuck yes.

SHAMELESS PLUG

tsunayoshi, you were in mind when I made the update.

for lack of something better to do

gauge — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 14:08:14 GMT

We may know each other but do we know each other? Here is your chance to ask me any question you want and have me answer it honestly! Seriously. ANYTHING.

ANON ENABLED.

DO IT.

8| And I might have something shiny involving my face later.

to the slopes or nothing

gauge — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 14:39:27 GMT

EFF YES.

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU COMBINE SNOW + AWESOMENESS. ME. ON A SNOWBOARD. CRAP I KNOW RIGHT. THAT'S SCIENCE BB /jizz

PICTURES LATER.

it's called a research paper because...

gauge — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 12:40:27 GMT

I FULLY AND ENTIRELY REGRET PROCRASTINATING ON THIS PAPER THAT IS DUE AT 9AM.

MY BODY SAYS, "WHY THE EFF YOU UP, GIRL? IT'S FIVE IN THE EFFING MORNING. GET YOUR ASS BACK TO BED WOKEHTOIWF(G*$#(U(#$*T"

oh, how I wish I could oblige.

/keyboard

edit@6:34
SGIEH(*@#JWKFLW$TU(*)U#JPKTNSGEFLA:KEWLR)T*(GIJOGKLS

WHO'S DONE?
WHO'S DONE WITH THAT PAPER?

YEAH, IT'S TOTALLY BULL AND PROBABLY SUCKS A LOT OF COCK BUT I DON'T CARE. IT'S DONE. IT'S OVER. MY BODY DOES NOT APPRECIATE THIS.

I suffer from insanity and maybe hunger

gauge — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 14:03:19 GMT

I went to bed last night with the impression that sleep is a good and magical thing.

And then I proceeded not to sleep for six hours.

BUT THAT'S OKAY. I ONLY WORK 7:30a-9:30p TODAY, NO BIG DEAL. WHO NEEDS SLEEP.

and then I exploded.

Was it meant to be crooked?

gauge — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 16:50:32 GMT

I think at some point last night, I decided in my drunken brilliance it would be awesome if I would just start punching myself in the face. Repeatedly.

SDGOWPGIJSDWTOIGUOATWwa89u32#(* my head hurts.

In other news, I think I'm buying a zune. 8|

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE

gauge — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 06:32:37 GMT

several sots of sailor jerry latr and some Jeremiah weed Sweet Tea...

I fuckin glove you guys.

No, i really fucking do.

edit

fuck, that last shot... not necessary.. lololollama.