Hullo. I'm Gary, or Esther (if ya nasty). This is my "wod", my very own "web-forest", every page a tree, every semantic block tag a branch. This page is the grandmaster Tree, connecting everything in a REALLY REALLY SUBTLE WAY. The blog is a consistently late blooming apple orchard. The gallery is a, uh. baby tree, but it's like that baby that Aphrodite and Persephone were fighting over cracking. The interests page [AFTER ANNIVERSARY] is a strange sort of tree – always fluctuating, never right now real. The links page is the proud yearling, probably a really benevolent invasive species, closing out the park. The strawpage is obviously the fake ass Christmas tree we keep around all year round. Sign the guestbook!!!!