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I'm A Terrible Fantasy Movie Critic (and The Blood Throne is in Pre-Order!)
Dear fellow opinionated masochists, do you feel a hole in your life?
 • Gabriel Tesone
Terrible Fantasy Movie Night #16: Backyard LARP Tapes
Why choreograph a sword fight when you can just zoom the camera in really, really close?
 • Gabriel Tesone
Terrible Fantasy Movie Night #15: Author, Dreamweaver, Visionary, Plus Actor
“Blood? Blood. Crimson, copper-smelling blood, his blood. Blood. Blood. Blood.” - Garth Marenghi
 • Gabriel Tesone
Not-So-Terrible Fantasy TV: The princess is drunk, the elf is a menace, and the demon is the voice of reason. Welcome to Dreamland.
Welcome back, tavern brawlers, disappointed monarchs, and lovers of animated anarchy.
 • Gabriel Tesone
Not-So-Terrible Fantasy Recommendation: Small Prophets – Alchemy in the DIY Aisle
Mackenzie Crook, Michael Palin, and why the meaning of life might be in a jam jar.
 • Gabriel Tesone
Terrible Fantasy Movie Night #14: The Rubber Duck of Doom
George Takei is a murderous bath toy. I repeat: George Takei is a murderous bath toy.
 • Gabriel Tesone
Terrible Fantasy Movie Night (Preview): Jared Leto is method-acting a skeleton, and He-Man is lost in New York (again).
Welcome back, Defenders of Grayskull (and gluttons for punishment).
 • Gabriel Tesone
Terrible Fantasy Movie Night #12: Skeletor Wants an Oscar, He-Man Just Wants a Towel
Welcome back, Defenders of the Universe (and lovers of trash).
 • Gabriel Tesone
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