ROFL I DON'T EVEN
Seriously. What.
ROFLMAO oh god 4. That sounds so wrong on so many damn levels.
And when I type in her full name...
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fujino!
- Fujino can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
- Fujino once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
- Fujino can't sweat.
- The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Fujino.
- The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Fujino!
- A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Fujino, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!
- It took Fujino 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
- Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Fujino!
- A Fujinoometer is used to measure Fujino.
- Only one person in two billion will live to be Fujino!
And when I type in her full name...
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Asagami Fujino!
- Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Asagami Fujino.
- Asagami Fujino has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
- Lightning strikes Asagami Fujino over seven times every hour.
- Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Asagami Fujino.
- Asagami Fujino has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
- India tested its first nuclear Asagami Fujino in 1974.
- Asagami Fujino is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
- Asagami Fujino can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
- On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Asagami Fujino!
- Asagami Fujino cannot jump!
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