What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

FIC: agowilt

2017-10-01T00:17:13Z

Title: agowilt
Rating: Teen and Up
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Word Count: 2854
Content Notes: Canon Divergence AU, Arthur knows about Merlin's magic, Hurt/Comfort, Injury Recovery, Love Confessions
Summary: If this was some grandiose ballad, spun by traveling minstrels known for their fondness for the maudlin, this is the act of the tale where Merlin would spring awake, miraculously cured by the power of Arthur's confession alone. But instead he continues his fitful slumber, unaware that Arthur has laid his soul bare like an unclothed babe shivering in the snow.

Arthur doesn't regret it though. It's not like he's cared for such sentimental stories anyway.
Notes: Written for a prompt meme on my tumblr.

AO3

FIC: The Way to a Man's Heart-Shaped Smile

2017-09-11T18:57:22Z

Title: The Way to a Man's Heart-Shaped Smile
Rating: Teen and Up Audiences
Fandom: Yuri on Ice
Pairing: Viktor/Yuuri
Wordcount: 6106
Content Notes: Post-Season/Series 01, Canon Compliant, Fluff and Humor, Food, Suggestive Themes
Summary: In fact, it’s probably faster to list the foods that Viktor doesn’t like than all the ones he does. Except, Yuuri realizes one evening after he and Viktor are sharing a platter of gyoza and play-fighting for the last one--which Viktor wins, only because he cheated by tickling Yuuri’s ribs--he doesn’t know the answer to that, leaving a huge gaping hole in his Viktor Nikiforov database.

This obviously needs to be rectified.

(Or the one where Yuuri seduces Viktor with food without realizing it.)

(Written for the Yuri!!! On Catfish Prompt Party)

AO3

FIC: 'Til All My Scars Bleed Golden

2017-09-05T22:43:48Z

Title: 'Til All My Scars Bleed Golden
Rating: Teen and Up Audiences
Fandom: Yuri on Ice
Pairing: Viktor/Yuuri
Wordcount: 27501
Content Notes: Post-Season/Series 01, Canon Compliant, Stalking, Threats, Anxiety, Blood and Violence, Angst with a Happy Ending, Minor Injuries, Major Character Injury, Hospitalization, Hurt/Comfort, Whump, Additional Warnings In Author’s Note, Sabotage
Summary: Yuuri always figured there were fans of Viktor out there who hated his guts.

He just never realized how far they would go to show it.

(Written for the Yuri!!! On Ice Shit Bang 2017)

AO3

fuckyeah @ 2017-07-31T18:05:00

2017-07-31T22:05:41Z

I don't know why I ever agreed to be a supervisor at work, because I hate, hate, hate feeling responsible for other people.

I know I mentioned my work woes every now and then on here, but just to sum it up, we're woefully understaffed. The thing is, if this was any other line of work, we'd be turning new hires away because there's so many people out there looking for jobs right now. The problem is, since you have to have a license to work here (either in massage, cosmetology, or nails), the hiring pool is smaller to start with. To add on top of that, this company...does not pay as well as other spas and can be a pain to get into (it's in the airport, so there's a whole lot of security checks involve, and I still have to deal with TSA every day.) My manager has been trying for months to hire new people, yet nothing.

So, we're understaffed, and we're at the point where we can't afford to lose any more people. Therefore, there are so of my co-workers who are getting away with complete and utter bullshit because they have the manager over a barrel.

I'm talking about leaving their goddamned trash on the floor in the back room, not cleaning up supplies (that are in direct contact with customers), constantly being late--

Perfect example of that last one today: I was supposed to leave at 2:30, my relief was supposed to be at 2.

I rolled out of there at 2:50 and my relief still hadn't shown up yet. I left the store unattended because she swore she'd be there soon.

At 4 she still hadn't made it in yet; she was supposedly just taking the employee shuttle over.

Technically I should have waited until I knew she got there. But considering I had been there since 4:30 with a full client list and inventory? I was fucking tired.

The thing is, this particular person is notorious for running late, and I constantly have to extend my shift just to wait for her to show up. And I shouldn't fucking have to.

My manager has talked to her about it, over and over, but like I said, we need the man power. And she's not the only one like this; there's problems with the others too. So we're fucking screwed.

And it's really draining me? Like, I know I have a bunch of bills and whatnot, so I can't just walk away, but it's so fucking tempting, especially on days like this.

Luckily, I start my vacation on Wednesday and I'm so fucking excited because it's the first time in awhile we're I'm taking a vacation and there's not like, a class or something involved with it. It's an actual Vacation with a capital V, out in the Colorado. I don't know what my internet situation is going to be like (so if you need before next Thursday, err, sorry!) but I plan on downloading a shitton of fanfiction and writing a shitton more in my notebooks.

Also, while I'm here, here's two workskin tutorials for you:
- How to Make a "Choose Your Own Adventure" Fic
- How to Mimic Letters, Fliers, and Stationery Without Using Images

Also, I tweeted about this already, but is there interest in a basic tutorial on ways to format text on AO3 (like color, font, size,etc.)? Because I know some people might just want to know something simple without it being tied to a whole tutorial on how to mimic a certain look or whatnot.

FIC: come with me and escape

2017-07-17T22:03:19Z

Title: come with me and escape
Rating: Explicit
Fandom: Yuri on Ice
Pairing: Viktor/Yuuri
Wordcount: 3571
Content Notes: Canon Compliant, Post-Season/Series 01, Clubbing, Dancing, Bathroom Sex, Public Blow Jobs, Exhibitionism, Face-Fucking, Comeplay, Roleplay, Unreliable Narrator
Summary: Viktor meets a hypnotizing stranger dancing in the club and, well, things just naturally progress from there.

(For NSFW Victuuri Week Day Three: Roleplay)

AO3

FIC: By Anointment Only

2017-07-11T21:46:39Z

Title: By Anointment Only
Rating: Explicit
Fandom: Yuri on Ice
Pairing: Viktor/Yuuri
Wordcount: 2697
Content Notes: Canon Compliant, Body Worship, Praise Kink, Foot Massage, Foot Fetish, Foot Jobs
Summary: He starts with the feet.

It makes the most sense. After all, a figure skater’s greatest commodity is often their feet, taking the brunt of the damage required to hone their craft. He knows whatever tender loving care he gives now isn't enough to erase years of self-inflicted abuse, not in a single session. But it doesn't mean he's not going to at least try.

So, Viktor starts with the feet. But the thing is, he rarely gets much further than that.

(For NSFW Victuuri Week Day One: Exploration)

AO3

FIC: Stuck on You

2017-06-14T19:41:47Z

Title: Stuck on You
Rating: Teen and Up Audiences
Fandom: Yuri on Ice
Pairing: Viktor/Yuuri
Wordcount: 6767
Content Notes: Canon Compliant, post-season 1, fluff, angst, humor, crack taken seriously, anxiety
Summary: “...What,” Yuuri says and opens one pensive eye to look. From his point of view, it’s upside down, so it takes him a half-second to realize Viktor has affixed a sticker to his shirt. Not just any sticker, but one that has a stylized doodle of Viktor giving a thumbs up with the words ‘Good job on showing up!’ written in an obnoxious bubbly purple font underneath.

Yuuri thinks it’s the most patronizing thing he’s seen in his life.

(Or the one where Viktor praises Yuuri with stickers, Yuuri is his usual overthinking ball of nerves, but it all works out in the end.)
Notes: First YOI fic and first fic in over a year, soooo yeah. TTATT. Thanks so much for fictionary for looking this over for me! <3

AO3

fuckyeah @ 2017-06-08T14:56:00

2017-06-08T18:56:48Z

FANDOM DISCUSSION TIME: Specifically referring to fanfiction, but I guess this can refer to any fandom-created media and the matter of feedback. I have two distinct scenarios for you that happened to me recently ~~(because I have been reading YOI fanfic for days now)~~ and I need opinions on them.

SCENARIO ONE: You find a fanfic and infer from the tags that it's a rare headcanon that you adore. Like rare as in drop of water in the whole world's ocean rare. But when you read it, it's really not your style. Like it's okay, but not something you personally enjoy. Do you still leave feedback in hopes it will encourage more stories in that vein that might more your style, or do you just move on and sigh?

SCENARIO TWO: You're reading a fic that ticks off your list: 1) it's well-written, 2) by a writer you like, and 3) it's a AU setting you love. It's great, you're having a great time, want to gush...and then the ending makes you go "NOPE NOPE NOPE." Not as in a squick/warning that wasn't noted, just something that comes out of left field that you can't connect to the characters at all. Do you still leave feedback because you've enjoyed it up to a point, or...?

And yes, I know people write fics and create fanart simply out of love and fun; I'm not trying to judge anyone by their style or choices. I'm just trying to determine, as a reader, what would your response be and why?

25 YOI Icons

2017-06-04T12:23:39Z

I haven't shared icons in a number of years, but when I mentioned I was making YOI icons, kitty_fic asked for me to share. So here I am with a mixture of Viktor, Yuuri, and Viktuuri.


1	2	3	4	5

6	7	8	9	10

11	12	13	14	15

16	17	18	19	20

21	22	23	24	25

fuckyeah @ 2017-06-01T19:14:00

2017-06-01T23:13:56Z

Client: *during her massage session* Wow, you have healing hands and wonderful focus!
Me: *not wanting to admit I'd been daydreaming about skate husbands for the majority of her time* Th-thank you...

Yes, after much hemming and hawing, I finally watched Yuri on Ice and have fallen ass over teakettle in love it. Like, I had a feeling I would ship the main characters, just on The Aesthetic^TM alone? But then the first episode starts and I connect with Yuuri so damn hard it's not funny. Well, maybe a little funny, because I'm a weirdo who sees a character crying in the bathroom from anxiety and goes,"Same, you sweet summer child" to hide how much it hurts.

So now I'm looking up about figure skating and competitions and stuff I have never given a damn before in my entire life. Also, I am on the hunt for fic, so if you have any recs, please throw them my way. Viktor/Yuuri only please; I don't really ship any of the others, sorry.

In exchange, I'm going to rec some of the ones I've stumbled upon so far and enjoyed:
+ Homecoming (Viktor/Yuuri; NC-17)
Summary: “We're home,” Viktor says, his face beaming.

At the end of the season, Viktor and Yuuri return to Hasetsu. It's time to rediscover the ways in which Viktor fits into Hasetsu, both old and new.
Like in my review to claudine, the best way I can describe this fic is "cozy"; it's the fic equivalent of a soft quilt and warm cup of cocoa on snowy day. It's a nice little slice of life fic showing Viktor and Yuuri not having to worry about skating and just enjoying time with family and each other.

+ Nerve Endings (Viktor/Yuuri; NC-17)
Summary:When Yuuri moves in with Victor in St. Petersburg, they have to work through Yuuri's anxiety and Victor's secrets to find their balance.
If you easily get frustrated with miscommunication issues, then this fic probably isn't for you. It's an angsty read to get through, both because of Yuuri's anxiety and Viktor's hangups with actually exposing himself to others. But damn is it worth it in the end. ~~And not just because there's Yuuri doing private pole dance at the end.~~

Warning, the following two are WIPs:
+ lonely two-legged creatures (Viktor/Yuuri; PG-13)
Summary: In a world where Yuuko stopped the triplets from uploading Yuuri’s “Stammi Vicino” video, Yuuri never returns to skating, and instead builds a new life for himself in Hasetsu. Three years later, an injury forces Victor into retirement just before he turns 30. Desperate to crawl out of the depression he now finds himself in, Victor decides to take his first ever vacation, and shows up on the doorstep of the hot spring resort a very handsome drunk boy once told him about at a party. Then he sort of never leaves.
Ever since I started watching the show, the massage therapist in me wanted fic that involved massage in some sort of way, and I was directed towards this fic. It's a wonderful canon divergent story, with Yuuri becoming a massage therapist after Sochi and Viktor stumbling upon him due to an injury later. It's sweet how even if it takes them longer than it did it canon, these two characters are coming together and bonding. Lots of h/c here.

+ NEXT LEVEL: Nights After Dreams (Viktor/Yuuri, M)
Summary: The silver medal was hard fought and won, but now the stakes are higher than ever. Five gold medals loom on the horizon, but more importantly, the "life and love" within the gold rings. Yuri and Viktor's relationship grows as they get back on the competition road, and new complications rise with them.
Yes, this is a WIP, but it's currently over 400,000 words and frequently updated. I can't remember being so engrossed with a fic before, like "reading it to 10pm the night before I had to wake up at 3am" engrossed. The writing style might not be for everyone, but the amount of worldbuilding and relationship creating is incredible. ~~This is the fic that made me like Yurio as a character a little better.~~

I need YOI icons now...

fuckyeah @ 2017-05-23T20:42:00

2017-05-24T00:42:38Z

~~What, two posts not only in the same year, but same month? SAUCERY!~~

So I'm getting into them rather late (considering they've been around for practically forever), but I've fallen deeply, madly in love with Rhett and Link? To the point where when they announced they were going on a U.S. tour, I bought tickets as soon as possible and somehow managed to snag a VIP package that sold out in minutes. I was so lucky too because I almost missed them being at work, but I managed to run to a bathroom break real quick and buy them.

The thing is, the VIP ticket includes a meet and greet, which I've never really done before. So as shallow as it may seem, I want to start working out so I look my best. I mean, I've been wanting to get on an exercise plan for awhile now just for health, but this gives me an actual goal. The tour date is in November so I figured that gives me enough time? *crosses fingers* I have a membership to the Y, but 1) I'm usually too tired after work to go, and 2) I don't want to go alone. Trying to convince my mom to come with me has been an uphill battle, but we'll see!

I'm kind of glad I bought the tickets on my credit card, because this weekend I found a 99 dollar charge on my debit card for iTunes. O_O Obviously not mine, so I had to dispute the charge. My bank's already refunded me the money but that means my card was probably compromised and I have to get a new one. Therefore now begins the ever so fun process of removing my old debit card from places that do automatic charges and updating payment options of every site I use. *sighs*

Finally, have a dump of AO3 work skins I've posted elsewhere, but not yet here:
- How to make a Rounded Playlist
- How to Make Invisible Text (That Can Be Highlighted)
- How to Make Customized Page Dividers
- How to Make iOS Text Messages on AO3
- How to Mimic Email Windows
- How to Wrap Text around Images
- How to Mimic Author's Notes and Kudos/Comment Buttons
- How To Change Text on AO3 When the Cursor is Hovering Over It (Or Clicked on Mobile)

fuckyeah @ 2017-05-05T17:25:00

2017-05-05T21:26:00Z

Erm, hi?

So long story short, I'm not dead. To be honest, I've been meaning to make a post for awhile but just didn't. And the longer I put it off, the worse I felt about it, so I would put it off longer, rinse, repeat. Until I realized it's been over a year without a post. So much for being better.

You might've noticed me lurking on my flist here and there. I've still been keeping with everything--including the newest LJ drama--but have just been remaining a silent creeper.

I would say it's because I've been busy, which is true. I was promoted to a supervisor at work, which means added responsibilities with a whopping 1% added to my commission rate. On top of that, I've been trying to start my own business and I'm feeling a little overwhelmed with things like business licenses and budget spreadsheets.

But the truth is, I don't really have much I feel like posting nowadays. I'm not really in fandom any more, and while I miss talking to people, I have no idea on how to connect and chat with them anymore. ~~Wow that sentence makes me seem old. "How are the youngins communicating on this dang internet thing nowadays?!"~~

I didn't mean for this entry for being depressing though. How are you all? <3

Fic: Loose Ends

2016-03-05T23:20:45Z

Title: Loose Ends
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Deadpool, Spider-Man
Pairing: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
Wordcount: 2032
Content Notes: Shibari/Bondage, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Gags
Summary: I'm sorry, Wade can't come right now. He's a little tied up at the moment.

(Haha, get it?)
Notes: Because when the person behind the fuckyesdeadpool tumblr asks for porn for her birthday, you write some mothafuckin' porn.

Find it here on AO3

fuckyeah @ 2016-03-02T09:19:00

2016-03-02T14:19:03Z

I've noticed people posting about missing the communication on Livejournal, which I've been totally nodding along and agreeing with...while not commenting or posting anything.

Oops.

I would say that I'll try to be better, but uh, we've been down that road before. Sorry?

Anyway, how are you all? Hope everyone is doing okay.

As for me, well...in my last entry ~~(back in November, jesus)~~ I mentioned how I was going to at least give the place I started working at at least six months of time. It's March now and I'm still working there and really beginning to feel like I need to get out. It's not like it's a bad job; I like my co-workers well enough and the money is decent (when we have customers) but like, this isn't what I went to school to do. It's just frustrating that my career is treated like some sort of joke or that I'm undeserving of what we charge for a massage.

(Okay, I'm also tired of waking up at 3:30 AM and getting home around 4:30-5 PM and only have 3 hours to myself before having to go to bed and do the whole thing again)

Thankfully, that pediatric massage conference I also mentioned in my last entry. Instead of waiting around for it to maybe come back into my area again, I said "fuck it" and registered for it down in Orlando. It starts next week and I'm so excited. Not just because I finally get to do this (though that's mainly it) but also because we're going to have a little extra time down there so Mom and I can have a vacation. Because our last attempt at a vacation down in Florida was horrible.

(I never talked about it here back in December, but let's just say it involved being dragged back and forth so we couldn't even enjoy anything, my brother, nephew, and niece getting violently ill over themselves at the Disney parks, and oh, yeah, my grandma freaking breaking her hip. Needless to say, I crashed into bed the moment I got home and really didn't move from it for two whole days)

On the fandom front, I finally wrote Spideypool? It's pre-slash but uh, has about as much innuendo as the comics do canonly (or at least I tried). It seemed to go over really well, so I'm just over here going /)*o*(\ over it all. I really want to write smut (big shocker there, right?) but again, limited amount of time. I mean, today is my day off, but I have been putting off stuff that needs to get done, so probably no time for sexy fic today. Mebbe.

To-do list:
x ~~respond to comments~~
x work on massage logo for manager who is opening her own spa
x work on AO3 skins for text messages
x ~~Dishes~~
x Straighten room for fictionary's visit on Friday
x ~~Watch one more episode of Legend of Korra or Sword Art Online (hey I gotta have fun things too)~~
x ~~Determine which medical massage book I want to order from Amazon~~
x Register for more massage classes
x Pack bags for trip
x Write grocery list
x Porn?

fuckyeah @ 2015-11-05T19:52:00

2015-11-06T00:52:19Z

First off, how are you all doing? I've been trying to read my friends list every day, even if I don't always comment.

As for me, I'm okay. Work is...interesting to say the least. I mean, when there's actually clients, it's great! But lately there's been more and more days where I'm literally standing around for clients to show up, and since it's all commission based, days like that suck twice-fold.

Plus, while my co-workers are nice enough, sometimes I feel like they get away with stuff that I would never try. Like they're constantly late for their shift, and always sit on the chairs while on the floor, even though that's supposed to be a big no-no. I don't know, maybe I should just keep quiet and keep sipping my tea.

I do know that I do not want to do this for much longer. I said I would try to stay at least six months before moving on. I would really like to be an independent contractor with my own business, but I'm not sure how to start. I would love to do a mobile reflexology business, but I'm not sure how popular that would be? Maybe for areas with high foot traffic (ha!), but I don't know how many people would want their feet massaged in public. I really want to break into pediatric massage, but the special foundation for it hasn't announced when their next workshop in my area would be held.

In other news, I really miss fandom and talking to people about it, but I don't know how to really go about it for the Deadpool fandom. While I'm not really in the Merlin fandom much these days (sorry!), I do miss the chats we all had together.

I kind of want to run another fandom fest, but for all fandoms. I do have that idea for a winter themed porn fest kicking around in my head, but someone on tumblr mentioned fics based off cheesy Hallmark holiday movies, which is tempting too. But I don't know how many people are already participating in fests around this time of year?

fuckyeah @ 2015-08-17T15:09:00

2015-08-17T19:09:04Z

So it's official: I'm now a licensed massage therapist and I'll officially start work on the 24th. While a part of me is overjoyed, anxiety has already started to creep in. Like what if I've forgotten everything in the best three months? What if I can't succeed at my job and can't make enough money to support myself? I'm actually able to work in hospitals and take people's insurance if I wanted to; who the hell decided to give me that responsibility?

I know I'm probably overworrying things, but it's what I do. I hope my nerves will calm down after I've practiced chair massage during the week. The place that hired me seems to be really cool and understanding, so let's hope this works!

On the fandom side, I've been making more AO3 skins:
- How make a newspaper clipping without images (requested by rotrude)
- How to make a piece of notebook paper without images
- How to make linked footnotes (not technically a skin, but a fun bit of coding nevertheless)

fuckyeah @ 2015-06-16T16:17:00

2015-06-16T20:17:29Z

DRIVE-BY POST! (because I don't really have the attention span or energy for anything else)

+ I passed my national massage exam, thank the fucks, because that shit was hard. I don't think it's fair to be tested on stuff that's illegal in my state, but whatever. I PASSED, I PASSED, AS LONG AS I KEEP LICENSE UP TO DATE I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT EVER AGAIN. Now to get everything ready for the state exam.

+ Sign-ups for merlin_horror are currently open, and don't forget to donate a prompt if you can think of one.

+ For those who post on AO3, I was talking to loaded_march about various ways to implement visual elements to fics without having to rely on static images, and I've started to design various work skins? A work skin is basically a style sheet for your work and a way to create pizazz from the traditional text. So far I've only posted two: How to make Deadpool's Boxes and How to make sticky notes (aka Post-Its). If you found these helpful and would be interested in seeing more, could you please like and reblog? I'm planning on making one emulating letters/fliers next, followed by iOS text messages.

The people have spoken!

2015-06-09T14:37:29Z

So yeah I've already commented back to all those who commented last entry, but just to make it official:

Merlin Horror Fic/Art Fest

This year's schedule is here, and the Donate-A-Prompt post is here. And in case you want to help promote it on Livejournal (thank you!), the code to copy is:

If you want to help us promote on tumblr (thank you again!), feel to reblog this post!

To horror or not to horror?

2015-06-06T12:42:26Z

Hey all,
So I've had a few people ask me about running Merlin Horror again, and while I wasn't planning on it, if there's enough interest in it I will. However, I admit I had been planning on a general horror fest that encompasses all fandoms and original work? But I didn't know which would be preferred, so poll time! Merlin Horror is officially coming back this year, with a few changes. Watch at merlin_horror or the tumblr for more details.

Please select all that apply to you:

View Poll: #2013263

Also, if I do either one, would anyone be interested in helping out with modding?

Some Spideypool recs!

2015-05-27T18:30:08Z

Both alilypea and loaded_march expressed interest in some Spideypool recs, so I figured I'd make a list of a couple that I've read recently that really stuck out to me.

FRIENDS TO LOVERS
- Hands
Summary: After going through a lot of shitty fights and missions together, Spider-Man reveals the face and name under the mask to Deadpool. Wade is stunned.
Guh, this is just such a beautiful fic. It's mostly from Wade's POV, so it not only show the progression of his relationship with Peter, but him dealing with his own demons as well. Some delicious hurt/comfort and action tossed in there as well.

- Clenched Teeth And Fluttering Eyes
Summary: The first time Peter sees Wade, really sees him, he doesn’t know what to think.
A bunch of snippets from Wade and Peter's relationship weaved together. Each bit is just enough, kind of like patches on the quilt you might wrap yourself in.

SOULMATES/SOUL BONDS
- finger tap pulses
Summary:"The first time Peter’s timer stops he is eleven years old. It times out in the middle of the night and wakes him up like an electric shock. The blank timer stares at him from his wrist as he yells and screams for his aunt and uncle."
While I've seen this trope before, I think what makes it so unique is Wade/Deadpool's circumstances. It makes something that might be a cute idea into something really tragic at first, but with a happy ending, thankfully.

- Quackery
Summary: In a world where the first words your soulmate will say to you appear on your left wrist at your tenth birthday, Peter gets the short end of the stick.
UGHHHH, I feel so much for both Peter and Wade here, having preconceived notions about what their soulmate is like based on their words. But it's not all sadness and whatnot; Peter's attempts to go birdwatching crack me up.

- I Didn't Say That Out Loud
Summary: While on a mission, Peter and Wade end up bonding in a more literal way than they thought they would.
***
“Alright, tell me what I’m thinking.” It’s so cold I honestly can’t feel my schlong.

Peter’s nose wrinkled in distaste, and Wade felt a tingle of exasperated amusement on the edge of his mind. “That’s a terrible word to use, but I definitely heard it.”
Soul/mind bonding is one my favorite tropes, and with an added benefit of cuddling for warmth, this was just adorable. My only complaint is that I wish it was longer!

NO POWERS AU
- Mr. Parker
Summary: Peter Parker is a painfully ordinary fifth grade teacher that has an extraordinary one night stand with a stranger. Too bad that stranger turns out to be one of Peter's student's dad.
I'm a sucker for parent-teacher AUs, not to mention fics with Dadpool. So this is just adorable and enjoyable fluff.

- Letters to W.
Summary: obligatory coffee shop au?
Pretty much what the summary says. But what I like about this is that even though it's a no powers AU, their personalities, stories, and hangups are pretty similar to those in canon, and it's interesting to see a focus on that instead of their powers.

- Wo Rauch Ist
Summary: "Someone needs to write a ‘the fire alarm went off at 3 am and now the cute guy from the flat next door is standing next to me in his underwear’ AU"
Okay, so this starts out a cute, fluffy, and funny AU. But that second chapter, short as it may be...DAMN! I don't want to spoil it more than that.

KINKS
- baby, i’d victoria your secret anytime
Summary: Peter’s known Wade for a while now, so he can maybe see how this makes sense -- like, maybe Wade has a thing about going commando and just happened to have an old girlfriend’s panties lying around, one thing led to another…but…

“And the bra?” Peter croaks.
Deadpool is canonically known for his cross-dressing, so throwing Spider-Man in the mix just makes sense. This is all sorts of hot and funny with a hint of snark, which fits them perfectly.

- Playing With Knives
Summary: SO I MESSED UP! I didn’t recheck the prompt before I wrote this and I may have accidentally put Peter on the bottom? I hope that’s okay because it’s too late to turn around we are all on this bottom peter train together now. So anyways here are Wade and Peter playing with knives! No blood is shed and no one puts their eye out despite what mothers all around the world have been warning you for years.
Knifeplay without the usual added bloodplay, which is a plus for me!

- Come Into My Parlor
Summary: Some spiders kill and eat their mates after fertilization. Wade thinks that this has the potential for some awesome, kinky times in Peter's bedroom, er, web. Because life-threatening danger is a total turn on.
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- Spider Babies
Summary: Peter cleared his throat nervously. “This is my—well, I suppose I should say our—egg sac.”
Combining these together because they're part of the same series. It's a take on what it would be if Peter was more spider than man, and it's hilarious and hot.

WATCH OUT IT'S AN WIP
- Home
Summary: What's the difference between a house and a home? Simple: a house is a structure, only pertaining to its physical attribute. Home, on the other hand, is where you feel you belong to, the place you are at ease living in. A home may not be a house, just as a house may not be a home.

Peter Parker wasn't really okay with the fact that, with his current financial status, he'd best board in with a roommate to continue living in the city, since he thought it would constrict his Spider-Man duties, but then, an offer conveniently presents itself upon him by a mysterious, blue-eyed man. He follows the trail, and at the end of it is Wade Wilson, otherwise known as Deadpool. But before he even tries to escape, Peter reluctantly finds he's already trapped in what ironically was a kind of web the mercenary had spun. After some time, he's gotten comfortable enough on the web, and soon found himself starting to want to get closer to the center. But of course, he'd have to risk Spider-Man altogether, and Deadpool couldn't be actually considered as "stable"... Just how long could he keep this charade up?

All he wanted was a place to call home.
I know, I know, WIPs are painful for me too, but the slow burn in this is just incredible and I just... *screams*

BONUS: SPIDEYPOOL FANARTISTS
- Slashpalooza has not only a gallery of wonderful Spideypool fanart, but also some fantastic fancomics that go from adorable to whoa hot in a nanosecond.

- Creature13 has some amazing pieces posted on their tumblr under the spideypool tag. (I don't know how else to link them, sorry!)

- Spider-Man's frustrated faces at Ask Spidey & Deadpool give me life, and the artist's art blog is awesome too.

fuckyeah @ 2015-05-26T13:37:00

2015-05-26T17:37:07Z

GUESS WHO FINISHED MASSAGE SCHOOL LAST WEEK WITH A 4.0 AND PERFECT ATTENDANCE

WHOO PARTY

Except not really, because it means I am currently jobless until I can officially get my license. I was just going to take it easy for at least a week (or two) before I get into hardcore studying for my national exam, BUT it turns out I just got a call from one of the people who accepted my resume at my school's career fair who want me to come in next week to tour the place. Even though they can't hire me right away (again to the fact that I don't have my license yet, and probably won't until August), it's still bizarre to know I already have people interested in me? And I would be working in the airport too, which is unique.

That being said, I find myself trying get back into fandom and just not having time? I dropped from the mxa newsletter (because honestly, I hadn't posted a newsletter in months), and I'm stepping down as AO3 mod over Camelot Drabble. Which is sad, but hopefully the new mod can get the collection up on time. *coughs*unlike me*coughs*

But speaking of fandoms, I might have started reading a lot of Deadpool/Spider-Man fics and. I. Can't. Stop? It's kind of an addiction really. ~~Any other Spideypool fans out there?~~

fuckyeah @ 2015-01-29T09:48:00

2015-01-29T14:48:18Z

So yay I'm not dead.

I apologize for being quiet the past few months, but since the last time I've posted, the following things have happened:

- I started student clinic at my school on Sunday mornings.
- I had the Move From Hell (TM)
- I quit the job that I've had for over seven years.

Student clinic: This is when people from the public come in and pay a discounted price for a student massage. I've been getting generally good reviews, but I'm still so nervous for some reason. I mean, I'm over 8 months in the program and yet I still have self-doubt every now and then. It might be better if I could practice more, but my massage table is currently non-accessible, which leads me to...

The Move From Hell (TM): So we've been struggling to pay our rent for awhile now, to the point where our landlord threatened eviction a couple of times. We were trying to hold out until I finished school before we moved, but eventually it just became too much. We started looking for places that would work and accept our pets with no luck, until my mom's boyfriend said we should just move in with him.

Problem is, you never really know how much shit you have until you try and move it all. And my mom, while I love her to pieces, is a packrat if I'm being polite. If I'm not, then probably one step away from being on one of those hoarder shows.

We started moving in November and didn't finish until a week or so ago. Yeah, it was that bad.

I do like where we live now though, even if it's much farther than we used to live. Which brings me too...

Quitting My Job: I walked to and from work, so when I moved, there was no way I could get to the location I was currently at. There's a chain near where I'm at now, but when I called to be transferred, the manager there was like, "Well, I can I only give you deli a position, and you'd have to work nights."

1) I hate the idea of working a deli position, and
2) I can't work nights if I'm going to school.

So yeah, that meant I had to leave a company I've been with for over seven years. I mean, I was planning on leaving anyway when I got on my feet as a massage practioner, but not this soon. My store threw me a nice little going away party (with spongebob cake!) and wished me well. I mean, I hated doing the job, but I admit I do miss the people.

Right now, all I have for a job is workstudy at the school. Which doesn't pay much, but if I can make any money that'd be good right now.

Don't expect me to be too active because I'm still trying to settle in, but I just wanted to say hi and that I'm still here.

fuckyeah @ 2014-10-05T11:40:00

2014-10-05T15:40:34Z

Even though it's really late, I just want to thank everyone for their birthday wishes. <3 Sorry again for being so quiet, but with work, school, and life in general I've had hardly any time to myself. I think I've fallen out of fandom (or at least to the sidelines), but I still miss you all and hope you're doing alright. :)

[WIP] Unauthorized Translation Report

2014-08-20T20:06:04Z

So, this post is a complete work in progress as I try to make screencaps of everything, so please bear with me. I just wanted to make a post now to let people know and to see if anyone else has been affected.

Here's the story: bunnysworld posted in her journal, lamenting that her RPF story, "Hospitalized" had been translated into Spanish without permission or even credit by a person named AllStar. I was curious, so I clicked through the rest of AllStar's stories and found that other fics had been translated without credit as well. So I'm trying to wrangle them all up and post them so there's a record of it.

So far, these are mostly for the Merlin fandom, but if you know of any others, please let me know.

MERLIN:
Bunnysworld (original): http://archiveofourown.org/works/976146 (Published 2013-09-22)
AllStar (copy): http://archiveofourown.org/works/981978 (Published 2013-09-27)

Humphrey (original): http://archiveofourown.org/works/1076399 (Published 2013-12-09)
AllStar (copy): http://archiveofourown.org/works/1141177 (Published 2014-01-18)

Fuzzytomato (original): http://archiveofourown.org/works/322841 (Published 2012-01-18)
AllStar (copy): http://archiveofourown.org/works/1179390 (Published 2014-02-11)

BabyDracky (original): http://archiveofourown.org/works/451933 (Published 2012-07-05)
AllStar (copy): http://archiveofourown.org/works/1206715 (Published 2014-02-19)

obstreperouscharacters (original): http://archiveofourown.org/works/1116162 (Published 2014-01-02)
AllStar (copy): http://archiveofourown.org/works/1309684 (Published 2014-03-13) & http://archiveofourown.org/works/1338250 (Published 2014-03-19)
Note: No idea why they split it up, but it is part of the same fic. Just search "Ipod" in the original, and then "Ipod" in the second link.

Bellobelle (original): http://archiveofourown.org/works/1016785 (Published 2013-10-25)
AllStar (copy): http://archiveofourown.org/works/1053102 (Published 2013-11-21)

DOCTOR WHO:
vamplover82 (original): http://archiveofourown.org/works/42308 (Published 2009-02-12)
AllStar (copy): http://archiveofourown.org/works/1482139 (Published 2014-04-18)

LEONARDO: (found by lindenharp)
Misprinting (original): http://archiveofourown.org/works/466221 (Published 2011-04-29)
Allstar (copy): http://archiveofourown.org/works/1278301 (Published: 2014-03-06)
Note from lindenharp: It's been expanded, and the pairing changed, but there's enough identical text to be sure this was plagiarized.

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS (found by lindenharp)
Kikinu (original): http://archiveofourown.org/works/211317 (Published 2011-06-13)
Allstar (copy): http://archiveofourown.org/works/2153337 (Published 2014-08-17)
Note from lindenharp: This is not a translation, it's an outright theft of a Spanish fic.

fuckyeah @ 2014-07-31T10:16:00

2014-07-31T14:16:34Z

Not so much an entry as more of a quick to-do list to spur me into action. Three tests and a paper/presentation down, one more test to go. And then I get switched to all new classes again. It seemed like it's going so fast yet so slowly at the same time, I don't even know.

My nephew seems to be doing a little better; as far as I know he hasn't had any more seizures, though there's the other medical issues to be addressed still. There's a possibility he might be partially deaf, so the whole family is trying to learn at least some ASL now. It's lead to some interesting moments like this one:

Me: *turns around to catch the tail end of my SIL playfully fingerspelling "u c k" then "me" to my brother* Whoah, I saw that!
SIL: Wait wait, did you see the first letter? It was an S, not an F, I swear!
Brother: Still not helping your case there, Amber.
SIL: *signs "Bite me" to him*

The biggest issue right now for them though is that they might no longer have a place to stay. They asked me to move in with them to help with expenses, and while I would love to, I just don't simply have the money right now. Plus, that would leave my mom high and dry because she couldn't afford a place by herself. And it's hard to find a place all of us would fit, because it would have to be a certain county for my nephew's Early Intervention services, and that county is known for being really pricey. *sighs*

Wow, okay, this turned out a longer entry than I originally thought. Let me just do my to-do list already:
x Study for my acupressure written final (ugh, while I'm interested in the idea, there's so much to remember. Not to mention that my instructor's teaching style leaves a lot to be desired. It's like a robot making an attempt to pass as a human and failing miserably)
x ~~Send those massage e-books to a classmate~~
x ~~Pay internet bill~~
x Pay cellphone bill (Goodbye, meager paycheck! I hardly knew ye!)
x ~~Convert e-book to PDF. (Ugh, NVA files, whhhhy)~~
x Upload new books to massage folder
x ~~Rip new massage music~~
x Post stuff to massage resources blog
x wonder where the hell my summer is going