frontyaseminla
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bio: paranoia woven deep beneath my skin the prince of peace embraced the gloom and walked the night alone You and your brother destroyed the world. tis torture, and not mercy: butt nuggets are here It Was Fear of Myself That Made Me Odd + Science rules. your nosy neighborhood lactose intolerant internet grandpa. Music may be all that I live for. People often confuse me with long-haired stoner dudes. I have a hard time putting my thoughts and/or emotions into understandable words. I make lists on a regular basis in an attempt to calm my mind (spoiler alert: doesn't work). As of November 2023 I have two cats. My favorite place to think is the bathroom. Television is what I use to emotionally relate to people. I write thoughts on any surface available. 99% of my posts are locked. Most of my journal is about how I grossly misinterpret the world and those around me. It's been a while since I posted anything ~~*graphics*~~ related at flying_bedpan. Uh-oh. This does not look good for our heroine. She pushed her way into the space between her broken self. Now she just stands here waiting, waiting. Credits Profile by gossymer <path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M19.326 11.95c0 2.01 1.47 3.45 3.48 3.45 2.02 0 3.49-1.44 3.49-3.45 0-2.01-1.47-3.45-3.49-3.45-2.01 0-3.48 1.44-3.48 3.45Zm5.51 0c0 1.24-.8 2.19-2.03 2.19-1.23 0-2.02-.95-2.02-2.19 0-1.25.79-2.19 2.02-2.19s2.03.94 2.03 2.19ZM7.92 15.28H6.5V8.61h3.12c1.45 0 2.24.98 2.24 2.15 0 1.16-.8 2.15-2.24 2.15h-1.7v2.37Zm1.51-3.62c.56 0 .98-.35.98-.9 0-.56-.42-.9-.98-.9H7.92v1.8h1.51ZM18.3802 15.28h-1.63l-1.31-2.37h-1.04v2.37h-1.42V8.61h3.12c1.39 0 2.24.91 2.24 2.15 0 1.18-.74 1.81-1.46 1.98l1.5 2.54Zm-2.49-3.62c.57 0 1-.34 1-.9s-.43-.9-1-.9h-1.49v1.8h1.49Z" clip-rule="evenodd"/><path fill-rule="evenodd" d="M2 8c0-2.20914 1.79086-4 4-4h20.5c2.2091 0 4 1.79086 4 4v7.9c0 2.2091-1.7909 4-4 4H6c-2.20914 0-4-1.7909-4-4V8Zm4-2.5h20.5C27.8807 5.5 29 6.61929 29 8v7.9c0 1.3807-1.1193 2.5-2.5 2.5H6c-1.38071 0-2.5-1.1193-2.5-2.5V8c0-1.38071 1.11929-2.…
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date created: 2004-02-22T16:03:40
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flying bedpan

michael gary scott

mitch hedberg

monkeys

my allergies: alert medical

my bb zq

my horn can pierce-the-sky

my stories

napping

neck meat

nintendo

october in iowa

old school nintendo

on any other day

organizing things

other various jokes

pancakes

pearl jam

pioneer to the falls

possums are disgusting

post-apocalyptic fiction

power rangers

pretending

psych

puffy shirts

putting thought into adverbs

rage boxes

research

rock and roll takeovers

roland deschain

sebastian stan's feelings

serenity now

several zachary quintos

sleeping

snorlax

something awful

stabbing faces

standing in puddles

star trek

staring at my neighbors

stealing cups from restaurants

stephen king

stories of the apocalypse

tetris

that cat is creepy

the dark tower

the gunslinger

the-land-of-my-people

tiger power

toe or finger?

untying and re-tying shoelaces

veronica mars

waffles

water by the litre

why are you wet?

winning the lottery

work related apathy

yawning

you can't stop rocks

zapainy

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